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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    Khavall wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Its teefs's life. Teefs doesn't have to talk about what teefs doesn't want to. Your example would be more like going up to one of the widows of the bridge accent, singing the song and then going, "What's the matter? Don't you want to talk about it?" No, she doesn't, what fucking right do you have to make her.

    Also, your admissions of your own idiocy would be a lot more convincing if you wouldn't go on to make an idiot of yourself all over again at the end of the post. You don't need to get the last word in - admit that you're being a blithering moron and move on.

    Look you want that?

    I'm being a blithering moron.

    I'm drunk as fuck, and it's making me take up a position that's stupid as fuck because goddammit I like happy everything's ok SE++.

    the wrong people are around

    and you're being completely drunk and terrible

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Khavall things were all happy skippy fantastic until you started bitching about something no one can even figure out

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    ahahahahahah what

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    (i've worked out 100% of my anger/aggression so I am completely happy for once it is rad)

    Yay for that!

    I'm a bit angry right now but that's because I think my mailman is stealing the packages he's supposed to be delivering to me

    but that's life

    I'ma complain to the post office and see if anything happens (it probably won't)

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    (i've worked out 100% of my anger/aggression so I am completely happy for once it is rad)

    Yay for that!

    I'm a bit angry right now but that's because I think my mailman is stealing the packages he's supposed to be delivering to me

    but that's life

    I'ma complain to the post office and see if anything happens (it probably won't)

    that is pretty shitty, dogg

    i am still waiting for 500 dollars worth of video cards to show up in the mail

    if they get stolen i'll be rather cross and break my stride

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Mori, that might not actually be true!

    Someone complained to our post office that a mailman was stealing mail (which he was, he was stealing tons of gamefly games from everyone in the area, including me) and he was fired and money was refunded.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    video cards? Are you SLIing that shit or whatever the kids call it these days?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    fuck y'all this cracker is making some tea

    jeah

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    Fine you fuckers.

    TFS, who was fair fucking game enough that we goddamn voted to ban her, is totally off-limits now.

    You all goddamn win.

    Happy?

  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    And then you find the mailman and beat the shit outta him.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    I know am trying to smooth down the shots with a strong mojito. It'll work I think


    !

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Oh dearie me yes

    two GTX 260s (216 cores) 55nm manufacture, 896mb a piece

    my computer also includes 6gb of DDR3 1666RAM, and an OC'd quad core intel i7 920 at 3.2ghz

    when i fnally turn it on if it doesn't become sentient i'll be surprised

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fine you fuckers.

    TFS, who was fair fucking game enough that we goddamn voted to ban her, is totally off-limits now.

    You all goddamn win.

    Happy?

    hahahahaha, holy shit man

    you seriously need to smoke some weed or something, and this is coming from a guy who never does drugs or drinks

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh hey its artist-me

    hello artist-me

    'sup

    Projek is your sig Steve Carrel doing a Freddie Mercury impression

    i-i dont think so

    Sure looks like it

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    khavall I am fairly sure the only hope for your posting to get better is for you to keep drinking and try to aim the vomit for your keyboard

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Mori, that might not actually be true!

    Someone complained to our post office that a mailman was stealing mail (which he was, he was stealing tons of gamefly games from everyone in the area, including me) and he was fired and money was refunded.

    Thing is, I don't have much proof, besides the fact that the online tracking system says the package was delivered at 2 PM, when I was home at 2 PM and saw no package at all

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fine you fuckers.

    TFS, who was fair fucking game enough that we goddamn voted to ban her, is totally off-limits now.

    You all goddamn win.

    Happy?

    You are so goddamn dense

    Making fun of Wiggin? Aces. Making fun of Wiggin's mom having cancer? Not aces.

    Are you seriously so fucking thick that you can't recognize boundaries when you see them?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    Oh dearie me yes

    two GTX 260s (216 cores) 55nm manufacture, 896mb a piece

    my computer also includes 6gb of DDR3 1666RAM, and an OC'd quad core intel i7 920 at 3.2ghz

    when i fnally turn it on if it doesn't become sentient i'll be surprised

    that's pretty huge

    what do you need a two thousand dollar computer for teefs?

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    Oh dearie me yes

    two GTX 260s (216 cores) 55nm manufacture, 896mb a piece

    my computer also includes 6gb of DDR3 1666RAM, and an OC'd quad core intel i7 920 at 3.2ghz

    when i fnally turn it on if it doesn't become sentient i'll be surprised

    jesus

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    Shankusu wrote: »
    khavall I am fairly sure the only hope for your posting to get better is for you to keep drinking and try to aim the vomit for your keyboard

    Yeah well gfdshdfkjh

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fine you fuckers.

    TFS, who was fair fucking game enough that we goddamn voted to ban her, is totally off-limits now.

    You all goddamn win.

    Happy?

    You are so goddamn dense

    Making fun of Wiggin? Aces. Making fun of Wiggin's mom having cancer? Not aces.

    Are you seriously so fucking thick that you can't recognize boundaries when you see them?

    BUT WE'RE SE++, WE'RE SO EDGY

    WE'RE SO FUCKING EDGY I CUT MY FINGER TYPING THIS POST

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh hey its artist-me

    hello artist-me

    'sup

    Projek is your sig Steve Carrel doing a Freddie Mercury impression

    i-i dont think so

    Sure looks like it

    hm

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    Fine you fuckers.

    TFS, who was fair fucking game enough that we goddamn voted to ban her, is totally off-limits now.

    You all goddamn win.

    Happy?

    You are so goddamn dense

    Making fun of Wiggin? Aces. Making fun of Wiggin's mom having cancer? Not aces.

    Are you seriously so fucking thick that you can't recognize boundaries when you see them?

    Is your favorite song stroke on the water?

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    also moriveth stop stealing my advice

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    The difference is pony was obviously okay with talking and joking about it

    Teefs said very clearly she does not.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    this is dumb stop being dumb

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Mori, all I'm sayin' is don't just go in all cynical

    Complaining does some good sometimes.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Jesus, Teefs that computer is fucking absurd

    are you going to be a computer hacker with that computer

    will your username be 'Acid Burn'

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    The difference is pony was obviously okay with talking and joking about it

    Teefs said very clearly she does not.

    What?

    Pony and Wiggin are separate people, goof.

    In fact, one or both of them would be offended at the insinuation.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    this is dumb stop being dumb

    All that's dumb is you not acknowledging how much your sig looks live Steve Carrel doing a Freddie Mercury impression

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jesus, Teefs that computer is fucking absurd

    are you going to be a computer hacker with that computer

    will your username be 'Acid Burn'

    i will be hacking the planet and also running crysis on maxed settings so i can brag about it.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    The difference is pony was obviously okay with talking and joking about it

    Teefs said very clearly she does not.

    What?

    Pony and Wiggin are separate people, goof.

    In fact, one or both of them would be offended at the insinuation.
    Ahaha, no, that was in response to Khavall's "Stroke on the water" post which is a direct quote from Tube in Pony's thread about his stroke.

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    You know what, fine.


    I'm being dumb.

    I've said that multiple times.

    I'm drunk as fuck. I don't even know how I'm typing right now, I certainly can't tell my keyboard from my TV right now.

    TFS decided that her entire life is off-limits. Fine, we observe when people do that I guess now.

    Stop fucking beating me up, fags.

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jesus, Teefs that computer is fucking absurd

    are you going to be a computer hacker with that computer

    will your username be 'Acid Burn'

    i will be hacking the planet and also running crysis on maxed settings so i can brag about it.

    You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jesus, Teefs that computer is fucking absurd

    are you going to be a computer hacker with that computer

    will your username be 'Acid Burn'


    but it has to be spelled "@c1Dbu4n"

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    The difference is pony was obviously okay with talking and joking about it

    Teefs said very clearly she does not.

    What?

    Pony and Wiggin are separate people, goof.

    In fact, one or both of them would be offended at the insinuation.
    Ahaha, no, that was in response to Khavall's "Stroke on the water" post which is a direct quote from Tube in Pony's thread about his stroke.

    Ah, missed that thread.

    "My bad," as the youthful parlance goes.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    cereal killer

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    Also Teefs what the fuck that computer is a 2018 computer at the earliest you glorious trans

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Ah, missed that thread.

    "My bad," as the youthful parlance goes.


    It was a pretty funny thread, and I think you'd appreciate it as it has several extremely delicious puns.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    you know what guys?

    Tube did that whole "leave for a bit and come back" thing too

    But I think that the true title of "The White" belongs to newteefs

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