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[Mini-phalla] Calvin and Hobbes - GAME OVER

visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Critical Failures
"Hobbes, I give you my newest invention: the Personality duplicator!" Calvin gestured proudly towards the cardboard box lying in his bedroom. The word "Transmogrifier" was crossed out on its side, and "Duplicator" was written above it. Squeezed in between "Duplicator" and the top of the box was the word "Personality". A small dial with a cardboard arrow was in the center, with the options "good" and "evil" crossed in, and the numbers "1", "10", and "23" written in. A small circle was drawn nearby with the word "Go" written above it.

"Why 23?" Hobbes inquired. Calvin looked at him askance and said "Because that's the most personalities a person can have, doofus."

"Oh right, naturally," Hobbes turned away to roll his eyes. "What does it do?"

"It takes a person's personalities and creates a living duplicate of each of them," Calvin replied happily. "You can meet all of their personalities in person!"

"Why would you want to do that?" Hobbes asked. Calvin just gave him another look. "Right, because we can. How does it work?"

"The same way the other ones worked," Calvin answered. "Turn the dial, push the button. I'll test it first!"

Calvin entered the box and shouted "Okay, ready!" Resting his hand in his chin, Hobbes adjusted the dial to "23" and pushed the start button. "Bzzrt!" came a noise from the box, sounding suspiciously like Calvin's voice.

One by one, 22 copies of Calvin exited the box. There was a loud din of confused conversation, until one of them noticed that Hobbes was gone...and in his place, some lame stuffed tiger!


Welcome to the Calvin and Hobbes miniphalla! This will be a relatively vanilla phalla. The following roles are present:

seer
guardian
vigilante
masons
baddies

These are the only "special" roles. Everybody else is a vanillager. More rules updates to come (although they won't be anything you haven't seen before)

I am taking 22 people (yes, I know it says 23. Perhaps a GREAT EVIL WILL BEFALL AN NPC!) Startiiiiiiing....NOW!

1. The Lawinator
2. Thanatos
3. Jason Todd
4. The Reflection
5. kime
6. Toxic Toys
7. Element Brian
8. Rofl_bot
9. Zandracon
10. Kilroy
11. Mad Jazz
12. warban
13. Thetheroo
14. sportzboytjw
15. Micro
16. Gumpy
17. Wildcat
18. DShadowC
19. Mr. Defecation
20. lonelyahava
21. Rainfall
22. Sabs

Guys who aren't playing:

1. TehSpectre
2. Magic Man
3. UnearthlyStew
4. Exarch

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rules:

    Okay, pretty typical phalla here folks. Every day, vote in red for who you think should be reintegrated. Retractions are not necessary, but if you feel the need, you may do so in lime.

    For the record, being reintegrated is like being killed in other phallas. If you have a special role (i.e. baddies, vig) where your target gets reintegrated, that means they get killed.

    Order of actions: guard -> vig/bad calvin kills -> vote kill

    This means the vote will trickle down, i.e. if the first place vote-getter is killed by the vig or bad calvins, then the second place vote-getter will be reintegrated.

    Clarifications should be made in orange.

    Vanillager PM:
    ...Calvin #__, ______ Calvin!

    You are one of the pieces of Calvin’s personality, just like everybody else. It’s imperative that you find the bad parts of Calvin’s personality so that you can all join back together into a single Calvin! Good luck!
    The blanks are filled in by your number (which is determined by your position in the alphabetical order) and a random personality trait (which doesn't really mean anything).

    Each day will end at 9pm PST/11pm CST/Midnight EST. Day 1 ends Sunday night, in about 21 hours 45 minutes.


    Roster:

    DeShadowC
    Element Brian
    Gumpy
    Jason Todd
    Kilroy
    kime
    lonelyahava
    Mad Jazz
    Micro
    Mr. Defecation
    Rainfall
    Rofl_bot
    Sabs
    sportzboytjw
    Thanatos
    The Lawinator
    The Reflection
    Thetheroo
    Toxic Toys
    warban
    Wildcat
    Zandracon

    Reserves:

    1. TehSpectre
    2. Magic Man
    3. UnearthlyStew
    4. Exarch

    Narration Night 0

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  • MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sign Up! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up
    Spoiler:

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sign up

    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Definitely sign up.

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I !Sign up for childhood joy!

    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sign up

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
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    Oh hey, look who doesn't get to play in my phalla.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And you're on notice, Jason Todd.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
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    Oh hey, look who doesn't get to play in my phalla.
    <3

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's less the avatar you made and more the fact that I fucking hate those window sticker thingies.

    I hate them so fucking much.

    More than I hate your av/sig border, TehSpectre.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh yeah, I'm with you there.

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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

    Soul Silver Friend Code: 3309 6831 1937
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Guys who aren't playing.

    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

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  • KilroyKilroy Cannonball blastin'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can't begin to express how in I am.

    It's less the avatar you made and more the fact that I fucking hate those window sticker thingies.

    I hate them so fucking much.

    More than I hate your av/sig border, TehSpectre.

    Every time I see one of those things, I want to berate the owner for having an illegal, unlicensed, copyright infringing piece of shit image that only provides entertainment for idiots at the expense of a totally awesome character. It is one of my biggest (to an irrational degree) pet peeves.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !LETS GO TO THE MOON HOOBBES.

    So anyone see that episode of Robot chicken?

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User
    edited January 2009
    warban wrote: »
    !LETS GO TO THE MOON HOOBBES.

    So anyone see that episode of Robot chicken?

    Yup

    Soul Silver Friend Code: 3309 6831 1937
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Calvin and Hobbes was the bestest.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !signup

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !OH ME OH MY!

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes yes fucking yes please for the love of God yes!!!!

    (!sign up)

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up, please!

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !I haven't done one of these in a while.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll do this

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre and Exarch: Joking aside, do you guys want to play?

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !planning on starting this tonight or tomorrow? What time is vote close?

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was hoping for some sort of reserve list, but I'll play if you don't get the numbers you wanted.

    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre and Exarch: Joking aside, do you guys want to play?
    Only if I am promised the Spiff role.

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  • RainfallRainfall Don't lose your WAAAAAAAYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up if there is space left!

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    I was hoping for some sort of reserve list, but I'll play if you don't get the numbers you wanted.

    I should have enough players, I just didn't know whether you wanted to be full-time in it or whatever.

    TehSpectre, I'll take that as a "yes, I want to play"

    Rainfall, there's room for you.

    One more slot left!

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You ignored my question.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    You ignored my question.

    Oh, no, I just forgot it. :P

    Game should start tonight, barring unforeseen circumstances.

    Vote close will be midnight EST.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shit you know what?

    I am playing in this. since there seems to be one more slot left.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Waaahhhhhh Sabs Beated me

    Waaaahhhhhh

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ahava can have my spot.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What a gentleman.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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