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(NSF)Wizardology

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, it depends on the browser I think. They load up with the page in Firefox and IE, but in Opera they only load on opening the spoilers.

    I am using Firefox and they don't appear until you click the spoiler.

    I am using IE and they don't appear until you click the spoiler.

    I wasn't really confused about any of this anyway. I was just telling some more funny jokes you know?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I got to the charles Dutton page and I broke the fuck down

    couldn't breath for a minute

    you are a golden god

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    indie_winter on PS4
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    S_O wrote: »
    I am using IE and they don't appear until you click the spoiler.

    they still get downloaded, like, if you were at work and your supervisor was trolling your cached images he'd find them and be displeased

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the Devil hit his knees and say the Our Father. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That was fantastic.

    Thank you

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    S_O wrote: »
    I am using IE and they don't appear until you click the spoiler.

    they still get downloaded, like, if you were at work and your supervisor was trolling your cached images he'd find them and be displeased



    Oh I get it now.

    Yes, displeased. Definitely.

    Or...

    :winky: ???

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i love you

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    S_O wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Is that a library book or do you actually own it?

    It was a gift for somebody.

    That is the best goddamn gift ever.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bravo, S_O. Bravo.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bravo, S_O. Bravo.
    You!

    Your comic is amazing.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bravo, S_O. Bravo.
    You!

    Your comic is amazing.

    S_O's comic is amazing!

    (Also, which one?)

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bravo, S_O. Bravo.
    You!

    Your comic is amazing.

    S_O's comic is amazing!

    (Also, which one?)
    Red Mask.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    00085-h.gif

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HOLY SHIT

    That is amazing.

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Uh oh what is all this now.

    I really need to remember to delete my entire comic archive from the face of the earth one of these days.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    S_O wrote: »
    Uh oh what is all this now.

    I really need to remember to delete my entire comic archive from the face of the earth one of these days.
    but we love your comics! they are fantastic!

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Y'know, no matter how many times I see a humanimals strip, it never gets any less disturbing.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    He has four ears

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    humanimals appreciation station

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I should hatch a sort of Dr. Evil-like plot where I threaten to blow up all my comics unless people pay me a huge amount of money.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thus lol'd heartily at thy wizardly parchments, sir

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hahahaha, I was going to say "Wait hold on Synth you do MS Paint Adventures?!" and then I realized that the underscore was there for a reason, no, you aren't SO, you're S_O and goddammit I've been away too long.

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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Why do you have such a surplus of dragons fucking cars pictures.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The man face on the horse.

    thats fucked up

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thank you for appreciating my comic, MS Paint Adventures.

    Death to PA.
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dear God this is glorious.

    All of it.

    S_O be praised.

    Praise be to S_O.

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Why do you have such a surplus of dragons fucking cars pictures.

    I have my sources. I am very well connected.

    It was actually difficult deciding which ones not to include.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    edited January 2009
    we sell this book

    you should do this for the other -ology books

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    We sell that book at my work. There are others in the series.

    Edit: Up yours, Coldbird.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    S_O I'll send you a grand to keep your comics is that ok

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    edited January 2009
    nads are you a hot female bookstore employee

    because my store falls short in that department

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You should do this to all of them and then sell them to wealthy people as modern art

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    That's for you to decide, CB.

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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    we sell this book

    you should do this for the other -ology books

    I saw the other books in the store when I was making my selection. It was a tough choice.

    I had to choose wizards though because they caught the spite of my ire more than any other.

    Next would probably be dragons. That would have to be festooned with pictures of wizards... fucking, uh, motorcycles I guess.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the opposite of cars are trucks

    or walking. but how do you fuck a walk

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would pay so much for either an exact replica of the "edited" book, or the book itself.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Wow, Just...

    wow. I've never seen anything as disturbing as that. This is epic disturbing. I laughed pretty hard during most of it. I think you softened up towards the end, but hilarious.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • S_OS_O Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    the opposite of cars are trucks

    or walking. but how do you fuck a walk

    I thought about that but they are not on the same scale of fuckability for wizards. Cars are smaller than dragons, and so too motorcycles, wizards.

    Appropriate vehicular fuckability parallels would be:

    Wizards: Motorcycles
    Dragons: Cars
    Whales: Trucks

    As you can see I have given this some thought.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What would fuck a Monster Truck?

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