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Goddamn, I nearly had a heart attack

DislexicDislexic Registered User
edited January 2009 in Singularity Engine++
So yeah, the asshole roommate who takes 3 days from getting paid to giving me a single dollar from the 100 he owed me got evicted because I put in an illegal tenant complaint against him. This was about 3 weeks ago. 7-days notice was up 2 weeks ago

So tonight at 4:30 am, I go out to get something to drink. I open my bedroom door and I hear the TV on... That's not right. So I cautiously go exploring, AND THERE'S A FUCKING GUY SLEEPING ON MY COUCH. And the guy has a similar build/hairstyle to said evicted asshole roommate. I see bags with clothes on the floor and the first room is open, so I thought it was just him trying to move into a different room and he fell asleep.

I call the cops because I'm half asleep, paranoid, and don't need a confrontation this late at night.

Turns out, a newly-created move-in day for people who signed less than 12-month leases was today, and WE GOT NO NOTIFICATION WHATSOEVER OF NEW MOVE-INS. So I basically wasted a half hour of two officers time in the dead hours of the morning, not to mention the fact that I nearly smacked the dude in the head to tell him to get the fuck off my couch, just because my apartment complex is getting sloppy at notifying their residents of changes.

So what late-night terrors/problems have you had to deal with, when you were especially not in the mood for dealing with it?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What kind of fucking crazy apartment has these rules? Where do you live some third-world country?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How did you complain illegally about him and if you were evicted why the hell are you still there.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    that doesn't sound like an apartment building at alll

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    why is it okay for guys to be sleeping on your couch even if your apartment complex does notify you

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    well, they used to do only 12-month leases, but they started doing 4 and 9 month leases just this last year.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's actually a minimum security prison for kid-diddlers

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh well that explains it.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    why is it okay for guys to be sleeping on your couch even if your apartment complex does notify you

    Well, if I'd have notification that there were new roommates coming in today, I would have been expecting something like this

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    do you live in student housing or something

    I don't understand

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    you are pretty much a retard

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    well, they used to do only 12-month leases, but they started doing 4 and 9 month leases just this last year.

    the leases are not the baffler here, friend

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    aww

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Yeah, it's a bungalow apartment complex. We share a common area (kitchen/living room/laundry) but we all have our own bedrooms/bathrooms

    Edit: oh and separate leases

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's actually a minimum security prison for kid-diddlers

    you rang

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    that doesn't sound like an apartment building at alll

    Yeah, are you in a dorm or something? I've never fucking heard of people just being able to move in with you like that.

    Do you live in Iraq?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    if your landlord assigns you roommates, you are not living in an apartment building

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Hey dude, the guy who got evicted was fucking CRAZY.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Dislexic this is what you get for touching children

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Seriously, what kind of place do you live in? Is it some sort of halfway house?

    Edit: I see

    Why the hell would you want to live in a place like that? Is it super cheap?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YOU ARE NEATLY AVOIDING THE THING NOBODY IS GETTING

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    that is not a bungalow apartment complex

    you are a lodger renting a room in someone's house

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it does sound like prison though really

    are you paying to go to prison

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seriously, what the fuck kind of place do you live in? Is it some sort of halfway house?

    Yeah I'm going to guess halfway house or group-home for the mentally ill or dual diagnosis children.

    Those are the only places I could see this happening.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    dislexic do you by any chance pay your rent by the week? that would explain a lot

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    that is not a bungalow apartment complex

    you are a lodger renting a room in someone's house

    No. It's a bungalow. there are 12 bungalows per building, each bungalow has between 2 and 4 bedrooms, a laundry room, living room, porch, and kitchen.

    This is a bungalow

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This isn't a good 5 am thread because it is frustrating to me how you can't answer god damn questions

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    WHAT FUCKING QUESTION

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    don't get mad at us just because we're trying to understand your problems

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    you should have killed him with your fists

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ok. So here's my new question:

    If you live in this place WHICH IS NOT AN APARTMENT in any sane sense of the term, and you know you are subject to these halfway house for pedophiles-type rules than what is so shocking about finding another pedophile in your "shared area"?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    look, this will be a lot simpler for everyone if you just pack up and move into a human apartment with sensical policies

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    they are the size, shape, and consistency of hams

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    A bungalow is a quaint single story home.

    You seem to live in a ...building...where several 'bungalows' are attached together?

    Maybe by a hallway? With a guard?

    Do they let you outside in the daytime?

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's probably just student, or student affiliated housing. I know here at my complex you can say that you'd like roommates, but dont know anyone who'd like to live here too. They put you in with the rest of the people in the same boat. So, you can end up with up to 1-3 random people who all dont mind random people for a much lower rent cost.

    it sounds like this continues that idea, with the idea that if someone leaves, just replace them with someone else

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    I'm writing posts, and NGN is bitching at me because I can't answer some question that isn't referenced so I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Ok. So here's my new question:

    If you live in this place WHICH IS NOT AN APARTMENT in any sane sense of the term, and you know you are subject to these halfway house for pedophiles-type rules than what is so shocking about finding another pedophile in your "shared area"?
    and why would you keep any of your belongings in these essentially public areas?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    look, this will be a lot simpler for everyone if you just pack up and move into a human apartment with sensical policies

    he is yu law

    he is nobody's bitch

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You were surprised that they replaced your housemate with someone else?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so you live in a place

    and that place, you share with a roommate, who you do not determine

    when a person leaves, another one takes their place, and you have no control or sayso over who they are

    and you don't think this is weird

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited January 2009
    http://www.campuslodge.com/

    This is where I fucking live

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