Rooster Cogburn's [Chat]-Corral

Forbe!

Ok Pilgrims...Chat

NeoRedXIII

BUCKWOLLFFFFFFFEEEEEE!!!!

rts

Oh man, so I get a dog on Friday. This is going to be awesome.

Grenn

Go Buck! Enjoy the date, good luck and have fun mate.

Ah, how I miss dating... It's likely that I'll get married this year (:! and that being the case, I will never again get to use my chatup line:

Approach the lucky guy/girl with a wide and honest smile... lean in close and whisper:

Spoiler:

Don't struggle. Don't scream.

Halcyon days. 8-)

NotASenator

MKR wrote: »

Forbe! wrote: »

Uhhh...

History channel airs this type of shit all the time. Really it should just be the "How the world is going to end" channel.

But this one has Phil Plait.

This is a good reason for anything.

MagicToaster

Buckwolfe wrote: »

...I have a date.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Way to go, Buck! Dress nice, be on time and be yourself.

Tam

Buck, which goddess do you have a date with? Is it Aphrodite? Because Aphrodite's a bitch.

Spoiler:

Whoooo! Go Buck!

PROX

Go BUCKWOLFE!

Don't forget to your GOTO move!

MagicToaster

GOTO move?

PROX

go to move.

Shiboe

Move to go.

Bedlam

So I had a painting disapear on me out of thin air....Its kind of a weird feeling.

Anybody else have weird shit happening to them?

NotASenator

Yeah man, I just found this awesome painting.

I'm gonna hang it up on my wall.

MagicToaster

PROX wrote: »

go to move.

Ah, yes! Mine is to take them to Wendy's. I take all my dates to Wendy's. Sometimes I even pay.

Prospicience

MagicToaster wrote: »

PROX wrote: »

go to move.

Ah, yes! Mine is to take them to Wendy's. I take all my dates to Wendy's. Sometimes I even pay.

Can't beat a $1 crispy chicken sandwhich.

Ahahahaha. This ad is possibly the best ad ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SheMayLookCleanBut.jpg

Red_Arremer

Tam wrote: »

I would like to thank anyone who is British here for Frankie Boyle. Oh my god, I have never laughed so hard.

I am of Irish heritage and I can tell you this: I edited this sentence like 4 times and I can't make it less mean. It was about the Brits sucking.

Mustang

I for one am not envious, I hated dating, the sheer desperation of trying to get laid (or at least a kiss) while simultaneously trying not to come off a sleazy was far too stressfull for my delicate sensibilities. Nope I was never comfortable with the dating scene, thankfully I'm getting married at the end of the year and will hopefully never have to deal with dating again.

also

Wooo go Buck, remember to say all of Zapp Brannigans pick up lines as fast as possible, do not stop for any reason.
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"There's alot about my face you don't know, maybe you and it could get better aquainted some time"
"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies"
"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"
"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself"
"How about you come to the back seat of my car, for coffee"
"Hey sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky in that order"

NightDragon

I've had two cups of coffee today. I've never had two cups of coffee in one day in my WHOLE LIFE.

Holy caffiene shakes, batman!

And holy typos! owiy38wiaefhasfh!

Bedlam

NotACrook wrote: »

Yeah man, I just found this awesome painting.

I'm gonna hang it up on my wall.

Few, at least now I dont have to check at NaC's house.

Loomdun

NightDragon wrote: »

I've had two cups of coffee today. I've never had two cups of coffee in one day in my WHOLE LIFE.

Holy caffiene shakes, batman!

And holy typos! owiy38wiaefhasfh!

I have never had cofee in my life.

Woah its a loomdun. goooo pokeball!

Mustang

Why is it so fucking hot in this office? It's like a million degrees in here....it's just not right, office's should be a calming 22 degrees celcius, not the fiery hell only found at the epicenter of a nuclear blast. A soothing moderate temperature is the only reason people work in offices, there's little else attractive about it, except internet access and lunch.

PROX

Loomdun wrote: »

NightDragon wrote: »

I've had two cups of coffee today. I've never had two cups of coffee in one day in my WHOLE LIFE.

Holy caffiene shakes, batman!

And holy typos! owiy38wiaefhasfh!

I have never had cofee in my life.

Woah its a loomdun. goooo pokeball!

STop this nonsense!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-3DdN7Dyns

also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJzTmNS0OU

Tam

Red_Arremer wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

I would like to thank anyone who is British here for Frankie Boyle. Oh my god, I have never laughed so hard.

I am of Irish heritage and I can tell you this: I edited this sentence like 4 times and I can't make it less mean. It was about the Brits sucking.

boo hoo hoo potato famine abloo bloo bloo oliver cromwell

I am given to bouts of meanness

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

Well, I'm back.

MKR

Booo, governance.

Loomdun

why is it my camera makes all of my stuff look fucked up? I just took a picture of something and it looks absolutely NOTHING like how it does in real life. What is up with that.

Tam

Loomdun wrote: »

why is it my camera makes all of my stuff look fucked up? I just took a picture of something and it looks absolutely NOTHING like how it does in real life. What is up with that.

you have a shitty camera

winter_combat_knight

Am i the only one who has to stop and stare at Tams avatar for about 30 seconds? I swear it is hypnotizing me. It happens every time i see one of his posts!

Loomdun

yah but this one was the last straw, its kinda bearable with most the things I took but this. It took the picture (I applied a dark background to it) and it sucked out all the shape and demension you see in real life and made it a bland gray blob, If you look at it in the picture then look at it in real life the difference is in-comparable. And bare with me for talking it's been a while since I tried doing this whole, talking thingy again.

Tam

Loomdun wrote: »

yah but this one was the last straw, its kinda bearable with most the things I took but this. It took the picture (I applied a dark background to it) and it sucked out all the shape and demension you see in real life and made it a bland gray blob, If you look at it in the picture then look at it in real life the difference is in-comparable. And bare with me for talking it's been a while since I tried doing this whole, talking thingy again.

who knew that if you took something out of its context, it would look different.

Loomdun

what?

I'm talking about the picture I drew if you look at it in real life in comparison to what my camera took.

Flay

Well, I'm off to do the test for my learner's drivers licence. Wish me luck.

Also - I know I'm a little late - way to go Buck! Where are you taking her?

Tam

Loomdun wrote: »

what?

I'm talking about the picture I drew if you look at it in real life in comparison to what my camera took.

my previous statement stands

PROX

I still dont know how to read loomdon's words.

Loomdun

Well you know what. I'm going to eat a delicious steak. so there.

desperaterobots

HI MARS!

Tam

wait Mars is back?

I didn't see!

MAAAAAARRRRS!

MagicToaster

Spoiler:

Mustang

and I quote.

Mars Elliot wrote: »

Well, I'm back.

We really should set off some fireworks or do a dance or something?
It would be rude not to.

EDIT: Wait I've got it.

MARS IS BACK!

Uncle Long

Loomdun wrote: »

what?

I'm talking about the picture I drew if you look at it in real life in comparison to what my camera took.

A camera attempts to make a 2D representation of a 3D object. The goal of the camera and the photographer, in this case, is to do what they can to approach a realistic representation of the object though the viewer is already separated from the subject by the very medium used to show it, the camera.

The same reason a photo of yourself looks quite different to you when compared to what you see in a mirror.

NightDragon

So guys

when should I cut my hair?

because I just straightened it and it's goddamn long