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[Mini-Phalla] 24: Day 9 HOUR FOUR - DESOLATION DELIVERED- GAME OVER - SCAVANGERS WIN

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Im sorry !Malkor

    kuhlmeye on
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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    okay looks like the bandwagon is !Malkor

    retract !Rainfall I guess.

    Rofl_bot on
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, if the tides of publicity, news, insurgency and data flow away from one source, let it be known and shown that we, the people, stick together!

    !Rainfall, !Malkor

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So... what time does vote close?

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So... what time does vote close?

    8 PST, or 11 EST, or a couple minutes ago.

    Darian on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well... fancy that...

    whoops sorry I'm really off today ><

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What!?!?

    I thought it was...

    dammit..

    President Ahava fails at math

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blahblahblah.. the people have spoken, who am I to deny their wishes etc etc etc

    !malkor

    not that it will count, but still....

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Malkor

    I thought it was midnight EST?!

    Goose! on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It does say 8 PST in the OP. You kind of have to look for it.

    On the same note: Could we get the vote close time in the OP bolded/colored/etc, pretty please? <3

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah.. i know it was 8pst

    but my brain, for whatever reason, made that midnight.

    i don't know why.

    You elected me to protect you against terrorists. Not to do math.

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Damn it I thought it was midnight :oops:

    Malkor just to get it in.

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Left4dead is fun at a lan.

    !Malkor

    Iv been more inactive that I would like to have been.

    warban on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    warban wrote: »
    Left4dead is fun at a lan.
    Totally what I did all day today and all last night :D

    crimsoncoyote on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have to say Im surprised, I was really expecting Malkor to do an epic reveal. *shrugs*

    Egos on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Could we get the vote close time in the OP bolded/colored/etc, pretty please? <3

    Big enough for ya :P

    Narration incoming

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hehe

    thanks :)

    crimsoncoyote on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WELP HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

    Malkor on
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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In other news, new season tomorrow night. And yes, I will be around during the show if people should want to talk about it.

    I am excited.
    :wink:

    kuhlmeye on
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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I should start watching 24 again.

    Rofl_bot on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I need to rewatch/catch-up with all the seasons.

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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    WELP HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

    Well, considering that you never really tried to defend yourself, particularly by reveal (epic or otherwise), yes, yes I am happy. If you're good, you sure didn't put up much of a fight.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    In other news, new season tomorrow night. And yes, I will be around during the show if people should want to talk about it.

    I am excited.
    :wink:

    The other guy from Allie Mcbeal (sp) joined the cast. (<3)

    Egos on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ally McBeal, Egos. I hope I got it right too.


    Also,


    Hi Micro!

    Dac Vin on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    In other news, new season tomorrow night. And yes, I will be around during the show if people should want to talk about it.

    I am excited.
    :wink:

    The other guy from Allie Mcbeal (sp) joined the cast. (<3)

    What guy from Allie McBeal was already on the cast?

    You'll have to excuse me as I never watched the show.

    kuhlmeye on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    In other news, new season tomorrow night. And yes, I will be around during the show if people should want to talk about it.

    I am excited.
    :wink:

    The other guy from Allie Mcbeal (sp) joined the cast. (<3)

    What guy from Allie McBeal was already on the cast?

    You'll have to excuse me as I never watched the show.

    Spoilers for last season
    The kinda squirmy guy who was originally going to help out with Wayne's assassination, but than changed his mind. And he helped out a bit later on , acting as a voice of reason while Wayne was incapacitated.

    He was Ally's boss. Now her boytoy is on the show also.

    peter-macnicol-24.jpg

    Egos on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    In other news, new season tomorrow night. And yes, I will be around during the show if people should want to talk about it.

    I am excited.
    :wink:

    The other guy from Allie Mcbeal (sp) joined the cast. (<3)

    What guy from Allie McBeal was already on the cast?

    You'll have to excuse me as I never watched the show.

    Spoilers for last season
    The kinda squirmy guy who was originally going to help out with Wayne's assassination, but than changed his mind. And he helped out a bit later on , acting as a voice of reason while Wayne was incapacitated.

    He was Ally's boss. Now her boytoy is on the show also.

    peter-macnicol-24.jpg

    Ahh, right, didn't know he was in Ally McBeal. Very interesting. I remember seeing him in Redemption.

    kuhlmeye on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I almost read that before you fixed it...

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    HOUR TWO - DESOLATION DENIED

    Previously on 24: Ater the election of a new president, code names: LonelyAhava, Jack Bauer and CTU turned their attention to the Arms of Shiva.

    The following takes place between 6:00pm and 7:00pm

    Jack raced to intercept a target as His phone rang. Chloe called to relay him a breaking news report on Fox News. Niel Cavuto came on the scree.

    "In tonight's news, the studios are being assaulted by federal forces, angry commoners, and terrorists! The devotees of our new leader, President Terrorist, have decided to silence the only free-speaking television station left in America!

    Americans! Listen to America! Stay strong! Stay free! Stay American.

    OH GOD THEY'RE BREAKING IN!"

    Then no one broke in.

    "Is it some sort of bioweapon that induces halucinations?" Jack asjed.

    "No," answered Chloe, "he's just an idiot, I though you would get a kick out of that."

    "DAMMIT CHLOE, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I WANT A STATUS REPORT NOW!"

    "Fine Jack, geeze, sorry. Okay A citizen by the name of Malkor was arrested by the FBI, but we don't have any details on if he was connected to The Arms. Tony led a strike team against a possible arms meet up, but got in a gunfight with some Arms members. There were two citizen causilteies.

    Oh wait, no. They wern't civilians. Two men by the names of TheLawinator and Micro were killed. They turned out to be the last two members of a secondary terrorist group called The Scavengers of Desolation's Return. We don't know what their plans were, but we know they are both dead."

    "Good thats one less threat we need to deal with. What else?" Jack inquired.

    "Um, lets see. A citizen by the name of Buzz Buzz was found dead of some sort of supe rinfection The CDC had never seen before.

    Someone reported the disapperance and reappearance of a man, named B;L but he seems to be fine, other than some wierd burns on his chest that he can't remember how he got.

    Oh and one more. Oh no....."


    "What is it Chloe?"

    "Jack, apparently an Arms of Shiva member went to attack Egos, when his new girlfriend jumped in the way of the bullet. It was high-priority target code-name Mr. Defecation"

    "And?" Asked Jack.


    "Jack, That's Kim's code-name. Jack your daughter is dead."

    "What? No"


    Jack was wracked with pain, so much he didn't see the black SUV pull up next to him and open fire straight into his skull.

    Jack Bauer, Agent Code-Named Kuhlmeye was dead.


    OR SO WE THOUGHT. Jack Bauer doesn't go down like some punk bitch. After the terrorists drove away, Jack woke up and peeled the microscopic layer of impenetrable kevlar he had recently sewen onto his face. Jack had survived another attack.

    6:43:39
    6:43:40
    6:43:41
    6:43:42
    6:43:43


    DEATHS
    Malkor - Jailed
    TheLawinator - Scavenger Brother 1 - Caught in the Crossfire
    Micro - Scavenger Brother 2 - Caught in the Crossfire
    Buzz Buzz - Citizen - Eaten away from the inside
    Mr. Defecation - Kim Bauer - Perpetual Victim finally takes the bullet she deserved (Sorry Mr. D)


    Hour Two Ends at 8PM PST!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Two bad guys dead, a faction gone, and Kim Bauer dead on day 1?

    Have we ever had a better Day 1 in phalla history?

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    For those who've seen season 3
    Scavenger Brothers = the Salazars?

    Egos on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, fuck you guys.


    Feel the rot.

    TheLawinator on
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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    :(

    Lousy whippersnappers.

    :(

    Buzz Buzz on
  • LarkaLarka Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like this. exciting narration! drama! 24ness!

    makes me want to watch 24.

    Larka on
  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hmm... Looks like Malkor was a neutral. Could be better for us, but on the whole it could be a lot worse, too.

    Now the problem is that the bad guys are going to be fully organized; we won't have two groups working at cross purposes anymore. On the bright side, it's still two fewer baddies.

    *cough*

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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So two baddies down, none from the main group but still.

    Not a bad first day, despite the two good kills. Then again that could just make Jack super pissed and like let him murder all of the baddies with vengeance.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just want to note, You bastards ruined all my cool mechanics I came up with on day one.

    Like seriously all the new stuff is pretty much out the window.

    *sob*

    EDIT:

    Also Malkor may or may have not been neutral

    all jailed (voted) players will not have their roles announced.

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  • Rofl_botRofl_bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I just want to note, You bastards ruined all my cool mechanics I came up with on day one.

    Like seriously all the new stuff is pretty much out the window.

    *sob*

    EDIT:

    Also Malkor may or may have not been neutral

    all jailed (voted) players will not have their roles announced.

    But what if we water board them?

    edit:
    That's the American way.

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  • LarkaLarka Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    or we could go back and use older tech, salt water up the nose!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009

    "What is it Chloe?"

    "Jack, apparently an Arms of Shiva member went to attack Egos, when his new girlfriend jumped in the way of the bullet. It was high-priority target code-name Mr. Defecation"

    If you were a self-sacrificing guardian, Mr. D and this wasn't just flavor for the narration. Thanks and sorry for the bad luck :(

    Egos on
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