Going to be telling my rents tomorrow night that I no longer believe in mormonism, as well as the fact I'll be moving out this weekend. I'm scared shitless atm. Anyone have any advice they can give about dropping huge bombshells to the family? =/
Tell them that if they excommunicate you from the family they're doing exactly the opposite of what Jesus, the person they claim as their Lord and Savior, would have them do?
Yeah, no.
Read the gospels again dude. Even if you discount Revelations Jesus is not just a hippie. He has his free love moments but there is a more complex character presented there.
More importantly, Joseph Smith was a stone-cold motherfucker. Six-foot-twenty-fucking-killin'-for-fun.
If his parents gave two shits about Jesus's message they wouldn't be Mormon.
"I am the light, the truth, and the way. No one comes to the Father except through me. Or that angry dude over there with all the bitches."
Eh, the particular kind of tripe people like to spew about Jesus being "all about love" and other such non-biblical bullshit just really gets on my nerves.
The person presented in the gospels, and each gospel presents a rather different character, is more nuanced than that. And he certainly is not free of anger, pettiness or incapable of being a total hardass on occasion.
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Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I too have drunk beer in the shower. Never occurred to me until a friend suggested it. The ones at school have a nice little shelf-ish thing next to the window in the shower that we keep shampoo and whatnot on. Just put your beer there. Is nice.
Hey. There's all sorts of places I've yet to drink beer. All of Europe, which considering Ireland, Germany, and the Vatican is a fucking shame. Though from now on I think that whenever I go somewhere new I'll take a picture of myself with a beer.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Is it okay if the people staying at your place throw bits of data at each other's laptops?
Eh, the particular kind of tripe people like to spew about Jesus being "all about love" and other such non-biblical bullshit just really gets on my nerves.
The person presented in the gospels, and each gospel presents a rather different character, is more nuanced than that. And he certainly is not free of anger, pettiness or incapable of being a total hardass on occasion.
cheesesake is an exquisite food
i am so tempted to go to barnes and noble and get the neopolitan one they have from the cheesecake factory right now oh god ugh ughughghgargle
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I mean it depends on who else comes in the box
I can eat cheesecake in the shower.
(actually I can't but it would be interesting to try)
Where is the Barnes and Noble, how far. Maybe you need to go get cheesecake.
Not everyone has a compatible slot
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Every time someone says this I think of that episode of Scrubs and I shudder. I can almost taste the mixture of beer, filthy water, and bodily fluids.
20 minutes. I can get 10% off that cheesecake. Maybe I need to go get cheesecake.
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If Asian girls have sideways slots, and European girls have vertical slots...
Yours is on a diagonal?
Well I'll make sure I stick my drive in your slot then. I wanted to show you a really huge program I have anyway.
Maybe you need to go get 10% off cheesecake.
Fuck, now I want cheesecake too.
Is there anywhere you have not drunk beer?
Would that not be a much, much shorter list?
Oh god...that scene.
Though I've also taken a bubble bath with a can of beer too.
Pretty sure that Warm Shower + Cold Beer is what whoever wrote the bible was thinking about when they mentioned heaven.
I heard Australians have to douche counter-clockwise.
It's so disgusting. I'm not kidding when I say I can taste what he's drinking just by watching.
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Drez has viruses. I'd stay away. Unless you have some trojans.
Places Quid has not drunk beer:
I think that's it.
alt text: On the set of "Spy Hard" he's drinking whiskey.
5:00 in
Is the scene.
Guess I'm just weird like that.
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Likely, it would seem, yes.
But I don't much like alcohol either. For taste, though. I just don't like the taste. I'm far from puritanical.
I read this as Warm Beer + Cold Shower and was all o_O
It's not just you.
I can't stand any kind of alcohol with citrus in it (especially tequila based). And don't like beer.
But daaaamn some scotch can be good stuff. And NyQuil (both kinds) is delicious.
I stopped drinking about six months ago. No particular reason, I just didn't feel like it anymore.
I regret this decision not at all.