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mother fucking son of a dick

snapsnap Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
horray!

my wife just confessed to cheating on me--and SE++ are the first people i am telling


what does that say about me?


let's talk about our past relationships and how they ended in tears

snap on
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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Damn man. That sucks.

    There have been a couple of these threads lately. It makes me glad my girlfriend doesn't have a license.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sorry dude

    are you getting out or no

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh, snap
    oh snap

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    did she give you juicy, sexy details? cell pics? diagrams?

    but really dude, that suuuuuucks. sorry brah

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but why did she cheat on you with your son?

    that's just sick.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    snap wrote: »
    horray!

    my wife just confessed to cheating on me--and SE++ are the first people i am telling


    what does that say about me?


    let's talk about our past relationships and how they ended in tears

    huggin ya

    beavotron on
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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    did she give you juicy, sexy details? cell pics? diagrams?

    but really dude, that suuuuuucks. sorry brah

    i asked for the details cause i wanted to know what some fucker did to my wife. that doesn't really make sense in retrospect, but for some reason i really wanted to know.


    i am going to try and repair my marriage, i suppose...but i really don't know.

    snap on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You might find this thread comforting

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    what are the odds someone has already made a "woops she was really hot I didn't know she was your wife" joke by the time I finish posting this

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was saw video footage of a girlfriend hooking up with another dude.

    Sent from one of the dude's friends.

    Via Myspace.



    You have my heartfelt sympathies, man.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    snap wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    did she give you juicy, sexy details? cell pics? diagrams?

    but really dude, that suuuuuucks. sorry brah

    i asked for the details cause i wanted to know what some fucker did to my wife. that doesn't really make sense in retrospect, but for some reason i really wanted to know.


    i am going to try and repair my marriage, i suppose...but i really don't know.

    That really sucks. I don't know if I would have the strength to repair a relationship after something like that happened.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    oh, snap
    oh snap

    ascot wins the obvious award

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    You might find this thread comforting

    you know i never wanted to hurt her

    there was a time i thought it would feel absolutely orgasmic to pound his face into hamburger sausage

    snap on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    they are apparently really low, Geebs.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This might be an odd question, but why did she tell you?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dammit, breakups were supposed to happen last year! get with the program people!

    also that sucks dude, make sure she don't take your shit.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    snap wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    You might find this thread comforting

    you know i never wanted to hurt her

    there was a time i thought it would feel absolutely orgasmic to pound his face into hamburger sausage

    he didn't cheat on you
    she did
    so don't hate him

    ...that being said, don't pound her face into hamburger...sausages(?) either.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    they are apparently really low, Geebs.

    huh, the standard assholes must be busy

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    snap wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    did she give you juicy, sexy details? cell pics? diagrams?

    but really dude, that suuuuuucks. sorry brah

    i asked for the details cause i wanted to know what some fucker did to my wife. that doesn't really make sense in retrospect, but for some reason i really wanted to know.


    i am going to try and repair my marriage, i suppose...but i really don't know.

    We always want to know.

    Don't ask why, but yea, always want to know.

    I repaired the relationship after I saw the video, but it took some serious time... is taking some serious effort and isn't a marriage.

    Don't know how you'll pull it through, but if you want to, you can.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    this song

    this song

    fuck me

    my wife happens to be named sarah


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-sPJSX2hg

    snap on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.

    hussy

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    they are apparently really low, Geebs.

    huh, the standard assholes must be busy

    I made a snap joke :(

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so she didn't hook up with another lady?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.
    oh sup cass

    still on the run from the mafia?

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    FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    but why did she cheat on you with your son?

    that's just sick.

    I get it

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.
    and you don't even rinse before kissing him.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    This might be an odd question, but why did she tell you?

    she left her gmail logged in and i found an email he had sent her

    i normally wouldn't have even gone through her stuff, but she had been acting really, really strange lately

    snap on
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll make jokes about John Travolta's sons death, or a plane falling out of the sky and killing some babies, but not this man. This shit right here is the important stuff.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    At least she admitted to it.

    My ex swore she was depressed and that she needed to move back home to be closer to her family *cough* ex-boyfriend *cough*. To get the money needed to move back home, her parents lent us some dough on condition that SHE go to school. I dropped out of college and put her through school. A month before graduation, she told me she never loved me and then called her parents and moved out. Then proceeded to cut out all contact with me for over a year. Through internetz I found out she was re-hooked up with her ex from high school and I heard later that people had seen them together as nearly a year before she moved out.

    I recently got re-married to a nearly perfect woman (don't know how I got so lucky) and am back in school. 28yrs old and a Junior, yay... The ex contacted me recently and apologized for everything and wanted to get back together. I told her to move on, but it was nice to have closure.

    Long story short: At least the truth is out there. Its better than her lying to you forever.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    they are apparently really low, Geebs.

    huh, the standard assholes must be busy

    I made a snap joke :(

    I said standard assholes, not substandard assholes
    OH SNAP

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    its funny because a few days ago there was a thread in H/A about a dude who procured some infidelities with his friends wife

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That is one of the worst things

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.
    oh sup cass

    still on the run from the mafia?

    I suppose, that's been quiet for a while. My mother is looking for a townhouse and I am saving to move out away from this building. :(

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    The ex contacted me recently and apologized for everything and wanted to get back together. I told her to move on, but it was nice to have closure.
    this on the other hand is grounds for face punching. cheating is one thing. leaving all aspects of someone's life in shambles because they trusted you is another.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you know what you should do? upload sexy pics of your ex on a website then share it with all of se. hey, at least you didn't find out while browsing 4chan.

    but yeah, you always definitely wanna know. for me, it was the masochist in me just wanting to torture myself with it. it went great with the inevitable pity party i threw for myself later

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    At least she admitted to it.

    My ex swore she was depressed and that she needed to move back home to be closer to her family *cough* ex-boyfriend *cough*. To get the money needed to move back home, her parents lent us some dough on condition that SHE go to school. I dropped out of college and put her through school. A month before graduation, she told me she never loved me and then called her parents and moved out. Then proceeded to cut out all contact with me for over a year. Through internetz I found out she was re-hooked up with her ex from high school and I heard later that people had seen them together as nearly a year before she moved out.

    I recently got re-married to a nearly perfect woman (don't know how I got so lucky) and am back in school. 28yrs old and a Junior, yay... The ex contacted me recently and apologized for everything and wanted to get back together. I told her to move on, but it was nice to have closure.

    Long story short: At least the truth is out there. Its better than her lying to you forever.


    yeah. somehow i knew something was going on. it's good to know the truth, at least. At least i can do what is best for me from this point instead of living a lie.

    snap on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I am cheating on my boyfriend right now.

    With SE++

    All of it.
    oh sup cass

    still on the run from the mafia?

    I suppose, that's been quiet for a while. My mother is looking for a townhouse and I am saving to move out away from this building. :(
    i am picturing a sitcom called "the gamorra towers" about a building full of whacky residents constantly harassed by a stereotypical mafia family

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dump that slut and tell her you hope she dies

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you totally should have contacted that show cheaters too. them peoples be crazy

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