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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "I Have Found Something Substantial NSF65K?", by Anjin-S
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Post: I Have Found Something Substantial NSF65K?
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I was reading a book at work, as I always do.
It was about the end of break, when I turn to my left. A coworker says "Hey, a strategy guide for Zelda."
I sat my book down and thumbed through its contents. I looked to my left and right, asking if anyone had forgot their guide.
Reading some more, I realised this wasn't a strategy guide. The Legend of Zelda: Diamond of Abarious wasn't a real game. I know because I live with a man who has the entire canon memorized.
There were musical cues for Meatloaf and Phil Collins, and a man left this shit to be found hoping that one day, the president of Nintendo would read it, shed a tear and demand that someone FIND CARL CHAMPLIN JR.
I found a script for an Original Legend of Zelda Fan Film at work.
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Fuck it I'm reading it
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | SCREENED | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
This deserves nothing less than five stars, if only for this man's dedication to the cause.
Edit: Page 10 seems to be the start of the decline of this man's command of English. And that's saying something.
I gather she has developed multiple dialects.
Page 10?
Page 1 more like.
I was taking the first ten pages as a general indication of his current command of English. Page 10 is when even that disappears.
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone, when the morning comes!
When the day is done and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through...
Then like a sinner... before... the gates of heaven, I'll come crawling on back... to you...
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Jesus Christ.
23 year olds should not be making shit like this.
Five stars, but the stars are evil stars that devour your soul and make you retarded.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
I think something in my brain just broke...
BUT NO APPARENTLY IT IS BRAND-NEW.
You
are the moblins.
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This guy is 'Sperging so hard.
but also has some serious Phil Collins love going on. Don't forget it
I can't actually bring myself to read this.
THE
FUCK
You can't not read
It's that amazing
I can't believe you wrote that.
PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog
Or at least an embarrassing YouTube video featuring the creator all alone in his room, wearing a muscle shirt, pitching his batshit idea.
I requested the same thing, and people are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead on that.
AJ2 soundtrack: NAME YOUR PRICE ON BANDCAMP! Album: BANDCAMP! iTunes Spotify Amazon UK
He's got two ears and a heart, doesn't he?
Why did I read that? WHY???
All I know now is that I'm certain there is no God.