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LudiousLudious The PoopsmithA butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
In this thread we discuss Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rampant tourette's syndrome.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So you went from mouth on lips to hands on lips in 24 hours? I would think that was working backwards.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

    Wanna find out?

    :winky:

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're kinda coming off as a bit of a chauv this morning there Ronaldo.


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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    He was probably showing off the earthy, working class parochialisms he learned in the service to impress his top tier friends and to shame them for their effeteness.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    I had this situation except instead of faking she revealed that she might not be able to orgasm with normal sex at all due to having her parts snipped. Talk about a mood killer.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    You're kinda coming off as a bit of a chauv this morning there Ronaldo.

    Because i'm super serial.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    He also said "raghead", IIRC.
    I didn't know that but I don't think it ranks anywhere near Paki on the offensiveness scale. This most likely explains why the news snippets have been focusing on that.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

    Really, the UK has been going to fuck for awhile now.

    Anti-Gingerism, Chavs, BFF w/ Dubya...

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.


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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In any case, why don't you guys just let those people go free?

    Release your royalty Britain.

    FreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE Prince Henry DAVID.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

    1. I'm from/ live in New Jersey.
    2. My family is all from Northern Ireland, something tells me they aren't going shed too many tears as the British monarchy implodes and the UK moves further toward a full Republic. (I feel bad for Prince William though.)

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    It's something they call anybody of south-asian descent, not people from Pakistan.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

    Wanna find out?

    :winky:

    Tempting!
    Spoiler:

  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?


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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    It's offensive in the same way that calling someone from Puerto Rico a "Mexican" might be offensive.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.
    And yet we can all be called Yanks and it's ok...

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    But why? Why is it offensive?

    Much the same reason the n-word is offensive.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).
    Jap picked up it's offensive connotations in WW2, same as calling the Germans Krauts.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    It's a diminutive. Moreover they don't draw much of a distinction of where you actually hail from. Whether you're from Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Iraw, you'd still just be a "fucking Paki." You also have to look at the context during which those words are used. I'll give you a hint, there's generally a lot of bile, ignorance and bad words accompanying them.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    The same reason the N-Word is offensive.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    But why? Why is it offensive?

    Much the same reason the n-word is offensive.

    Or Brit.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    I was gonna google for some funny image with the caption "Because I will it!" but instead of funny, google showed me images of bdsm... o_O

    SafeSearch needs to be turned on!!!

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.
    And yet we can all be called Yanks and it's ok...

    And black people are stereotypically known to say "Wassup my N----!"

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).
    Jap picked up it's offensive connotations in WW2, same as calling the Germans Krauts.
    I don't think Jap compares as it is often used and nobody objects (in fact Japanese regional stuff is normally labelled Jap). And "kraut" is very much on a different scale, like calling an American a "yank" or an Englishman a "pomme".

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I korea keke

    gg no re

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When people call me a kike I hug them.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).
    Jap picked up it's offensive connotations in WW2, same as calling the Germans Krauts.
    I don't think Jap compares as it is often used and nobody objects (in fact Japanese regional stuff is normally labelled Jap). And "kraut" is very much on a different scale, like calling an American a "yank" or an Englishman a "pomme".
    Jap is synonymous with Nip, short for Nippon, which is of course, the Japanese term for Japan.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When people call me white I give them a lecture and tell them about my teeth.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    When people call me a kike I hug them.

    Well it's not like that should bother you since you control everything.

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Unfortunately where I grew up (Mississippi) they've condensed it to one word with different adjectives.

    The n word, the n word with sand in front of it. Etc.

    The word "mexican" itself I've heard used in a vile manner plenty here. Just the inflection in the voice makes it offensive. So I understand, but sometimes I find it odd that someone has taken such a seemingly innocent shortening of a word and turned it on its head.

    The n word is a completely mutated word. These others are just shortened forms of an innocent word. That's why its harder for me to wrap my head around it. If I WERE to use Jap or Paki I would be referencing a Japanese person or a Pakistani person. And it wouldn't be negatively, so I innocently couldn't see how it could be bad.

    Just so you understand why I asked.


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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    The same reason the N-Word is offensive.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    When people call me a kike I hug them.

    Well it's not like that should bother you since you control everything.

    :(

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    When people call me a kike I hug them.

    Well it's not like that should bother you since you control everything.

    :(

    :P

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait Brit is offensive too? Oh my God.

    I am not calling anyone anything. I don't even want to know where you're from. I am going to shorten something one day and get put in a stockade.


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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jap is synonymous with Nip, short for Nippon, which is of course, the Japanese term for Japan.

    It's the synonym used by assholes, is the problem:

    http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/oc%20slap%20a%20jap%20superdickery.jpg

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wait Brit is offensive too? Oh my God.

    I am not calling anyone anything. I don't even want to know where you're from. I am going to shorten something one day and get put in a stockade.

    Indoob.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    When people call me a kike I hug them.

    Well it's not like that should bother you since you control everything.

    :(

    :P

    <3

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I didn't know Paki was an offensive term until I went to England, because in my town (chock full o' Pakistanis) that's what they call themselves. When I went to England with some Pakistani friends, I said it, and one of them went "Yeah it's a huge insult here to say that" and I was all "For real?"

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