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[Chat] me Amadeus

LudiousLudious It's hard out herefor a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
In this thread we discuss Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rampant tourette's syndrome.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My dog will fall for the fake throw 2-3 times. And then she sits down and gives me the death stare.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I really should be working on my german project but I really don't wanna D:

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    That's not my experience.

    :winky:

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

    Because she was thinking about your mom.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Heh. Woman fake threw the frisby one too many times.

    Women fake a lot of things.

    maybe for you.

    Well, your mom didn't.

    Because she was thinking about your mom.

    So she's a lesbo? Greuss. I wonder how it got all worn out then.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    Royal bloodlines? Fuck that shit, it's 2009. Don't you know Representation gives +3 happiness to your 5 largest cities, and +3 research to all your specialists?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    He also said "raghead", IIRC.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    I learned with a girl who was learning at the same time. She was unearthly sensitive. I think you get a free pass during the tutorial. If a girl told me she faked at some point, now, I would dump them and say that I was "faking" and then laugh boisterously in their face, and drink their tears.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    "Paki" and "raghead".

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast.
    Same here. The wonders of going to an all boys school and then entering the exciting world of university.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So you went from mouth on lips to hands on lips in 24 hours? I would think that was working backwards.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

    Wanna find out?

    :winky:

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You're kinda coming off as a bit of a chauv this morning there Ronaldo.

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    He was probably showing off the earthy, working class parochialisms he learned in the service to impress his top tier friends and to shame them for their effeteness.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    I had this situation except instead of faking she revealed that she might not be able to orgasm with normal sex at all due to having her parts snipped. Talk about a mood killer.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    You're kinda coming off as a bit of a chauv this morning there Ronaldo.

    Because i'm super serial.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.
    Arabian slurs? Didn't he say "paki"?

    Vile? Absolutely. Arabian? Not even slightly.

    He also said "raghead", IIRC.
    I didn't know that but I don't think it ranks anywhere near Paki on the offensiveness scale. This most likely explains why the news snippets have been focusing on that.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

    Really, the UK has been going to fuck for awhile now.

    Anti-Gingerism, Chavs, BFF w/ Dubya...

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In any case, why don't you guys just let those people go free?

    Release your royalty Britain.

    FreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE Prince Henry DAVID.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    You know just when I think that Prince Harry might have sorted himself out he gets caught on tape dropping Arabian slurs like a mofo. First the Nazi Halloween costume. Royal bloodlines, those royal bloodlines, just constantly showing their better class and breeding above us lowly peasants.

    You guys are fucked after the Queen dies.

    1. I'm from/ live in New Jersey.
    2. My family is all from Northern Ireland, something tells me they aren't going shed too many tears as the British monarchy implodes and the UK moves further toward a full Republic. (I feel bad for Prince William though.)

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    It's something they call anybody of south-asian descent, not people from Pakistan.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Have I ever told the story of the first girl with whom I did... anything, really? It's on the tangent of faking.

    So, at this point, I hadn't even pecked a girl on her lips. I went from that to hands on vagina in less than a whole day, so for me this was super fast. So anyways obviously I couldn't have been very good (inexperience + nervousness) but this girl was so nice that she faked her ass off. I mean, I guess I didn't realize it at the time- which is what made it so kind in retrospect haha.

    Nice girl. I sort of miss her. :-\

    Perhaps you're just a natural.

    Wanna find out?

    :winky:

    Tempting!
    Spoiler:

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    It's offensive in the same way that calling someone from Puerto Rico a "Mexican" might be offensive.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.
    And yet we can all be called Yanks and it's ok...

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    But why? Why is it offensive?

    Much the same reason the n-word is offensive.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?
    Well, I can't speak for the word Jap as that isn't offensive in any context I know. Paki obviously came from shorthand for Pakistani, but the word was used for anybody with that skin tone as a derogatory remark. It may sound silly, but it really is unforgivably offensive (in the UK).
    Jap picked up it's offensive connotations in WW2, same as calling the Germans Krauts.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Paki is offensive? So if I had a friend from Pakistan and I said he's a Paki that's vile?

    That's kind of a weird one if you ask me.

    Jap.

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    It's a diminutive. Moreover they don't draw much of a distinction of where you actually hail from. Whether you're from Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Iraw, you'd still just be a "fucking Paki." You also have to look at the context during which those words are used. I'll give you a hint, there's generally a lot of bile, ignorance and bad words accompanying them.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ludious wrote: »

    That one is kind of weird to me too.

    I would never say them now that I know (I knew about Jap).

    But why? Why is it offensive?

    The same reason the N-Word is offensive.

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