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PAX MISinformation (Contents of this thread are false)

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  • emorimikuemorimiku Registered User
    edited January 2009
    jonxp wrote: »
    PAX will be the site of this years Republican national Convention.


    Bill O'Riely and Karl rove will be signing autographs all day.

    Ann Coulter in a bikini will be the official PAX booth babe.

    If you're going to misinform, at least be believable. There will not be another RNC (or DNC) until it's time to nominate another president.
    that may be true jon but that won't stop ann from showing up and showing off again this year :|

    <emorimiku> j0z1e ... physically emotionally or mentally?
    <j0z1e> ummmm, all three? at once?
  • Atlus ParkerAtlus Parker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Next year PAX won't overlap with Bumbershoot.

  • AltDeleteAltDelete Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Every year the Subways in the Seattle convention center fight to the death, destroying one in the process and scavenging what's left of the olives and cucumber from the battered carcass of the former sandwich outlet.

    The convention center originally held 14 Subways. There are only two Subways left, leading many to speculate what will happen to PAX, and indeed the Downtown Seattle area, once there is only One Subway Standing.

  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    There can be only one.

  • HaikufrenzyHaikufrenzy Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Bush hates PAX people...

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Both the group and the ex-Presidents.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    At the Pre-PAX dinner I do absolutely nothing to help get things ready and I do everything I can
    to piss off the caterers and make them leave.

    I am also mean and hostile to everyone at the show, especially VT.


    I heard that Sony is preparing a God of War III themed Pre-PAX Dinner this year. They are going
    to kill several live goats and then force us to eat them while cursing Zeus.

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  • AltDeleteAltDelete Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Mphamn ouph mzeupshp!"

    "Don't curse Zeus with your mouth full."

  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Someone should make mock-up sketches of how PAX would look if all of this were true =) People sacrificing goats, while in the background subway employees toss grenades at each other. In the foreground, BA walks by, munching on a generous handful of delicious Porkfries. She's dressed as Kirby in a bikini.

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User
    edited January 2009
    And by Zeus, we mean the cute little pink haired enforcer :D

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  • kropotkinkropotkin Mr London UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In order to gain entry to PAX'09, one must change their name by deed-pole to Tarquin Hoylet.

  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kropotkin wrote: »
    In order to gain entry to PAX'09, one must change their name by deed-pole to Tarquin Hoylet.

    Remember, making a pass at BigRed will get you into the BYOC area, free of charge!

  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Done and done!

    ...and I mean DONE.

  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ashridah wrote: »
    kropotkin wrote: »
    In order to gain entry to PAX'09, one must change their name by deed-pole to Tarquin Hoylet.

    Remember, making a pass at BigRed will get you into the BYOC area, free of charge!

    tits or gtfo?

    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    (flashes manbewbs at BigRed)

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ashridah wrote: »
    kropotkin wrote: »
    In order to gain entry to PAX'09, one must change their name by deed-pole to Tarquin Hoylet.

    Remember, making a pass at BigRed will get you into the BYOC area, free of charge!

    Playing 'Red Rocket' with BigRed?


    :winky:

    Go for it ladies.

    And by Zeus, we mean the cute little pink haired enforcer :D

    Is that the real name of an enforcer or one of their Interent handles? Either way it's a pretty cool coincidence.

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  • MR.TMR.T Registered User
    edited January 2009
    *Pops out of nowhere*

    I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
    Spoiler:

  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User
    edited January 2009
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    And by Zeus, we mean the cute little pink haired enforcer :D

    Is that the real name of an enforcer or one of their Interent handles? Either way it's a pretty cool coincidence.

    Its her handle :)

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    (flashes manbewbs at BigRed)

    No dudes.

    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • HaikufrenzyHaikufrenzy Registered User
    edited January 2009
    MR.T wrote: »
    *Pops out of nowhere*

    I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
    Spoiler:

    In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.

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  • AydrAydr Registered User
    edited January 2009
    MR.T wrote: »
    *Pops out of nowhere*

    I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
    Spoiler:

    In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.

    If it's choreographed, doesn't that mean the final round is fixed?

    DeMoN wrote: »
    I DIED IN THE ARMS OF A TOASTER WITH BREASTS
  • Qs23Qs23 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MR.T wrote: »
    *Pops out of nowhere*

    I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...

    Fix'd

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I heard that the BYOC area will be clothing optional this year and as such, entry to the room will be
    even more locked down than usual. You will also be unable to look into the room this year from the
    outside.

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  • Rogue_hunterRogue_hunter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Boomer from Left 4 Dead will be giving the keynote. The speech will consist of burps and grunts, and will end with the Boomer vomiting on the entire front row, or an astute Survivor will shoot him to save the others.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    To get into BYOC its tits or gtfo.

    No dudes.

    :P

    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
  • ashridahashridah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Boomer from Left 4 Dead will be giving the keynote. The speech will consist of burps and grunts, and will end with the Boomer vomiting on the entire front row, or an astute Survivor will shoot him to save the others.

    Don't forget to knock him back first so that he doesn't explode all over you.

  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    oh god, this thread again

  • AydrAydr Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Moe Fwacky is the patron saint of the PAX MISinformation thread. His duties involve blessing of all of the entrants, driving away demons before the con, and being ritually sacrificed at the start of the PAX keynote.

    His twitching hand will point to the next year's saint upon the removal of his heart, blackened from the taint of absorbing the convention ground's evils.

    DeMoN wrote: »
    I DIED IN THE ARMS OF A TOASTER WITH BREASTS
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Dude, I think you've just completely lost it.

  • JonnyNeroJonnyNero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively

  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PAX will be crowded but in general most people will have a good time while there.

    wait

    I fucked it up

  • AltDeleteAltDelete Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively

    Possible Top Gear Challenges:
    • Modify their supercars to run on corn ethanol.
    • Let one of the CCSTers ride with them and listen to how great PAX is through the entirety of Montana.
    • Convert the suspension of all three cars to proper American "Live Axle".
    • Given 1000 British Pounds Sterling each, James, Jeremy, and Hamster must mod up three of the CCSTers cars and race them in a time trail with the under utilized North Dakota Stig.
    • Find somewhere in North Dakota to exchange 1000 Pounds to US Dollars

  • MR.TMR.T Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Aydr wrote: »
    MR.T wrote: »
    *Pops out of nowhere*

    I hear that the final round of the Omegathon is an old fashion knife fight. We're going to use the Navy rules, first one to die... loses! I hear they'll be basing it all, complete with choreography, on a timeless classic...
    Spoiler:

    In all seriousness.... I'm SOOOOO down with that.

    If it's choreographed, doesn't that mean the final round is fixed?

    *shakes head* You poor naive fool. It's ALWAYS been fixed. Yeah. The winner is chosen weeks ahead of time by a Gypsy entrail reader. Moe picks the sacrificial candidate from among the forumers. They invite them to a "special, super secret" dinner where they are the main course.

  • JonnyNeroJonnyNero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    AltDelete wrote: »
    JonnyNero wrote: »
    This year's CCST will be featured on an episode of Top Gear. Robert Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarckson will be apart of the crew in a Mercede's SL, a Zonda, and a Koennigsen respectively

    Possible Top Gear Challenges:
    • Modify their supercars to run on corn ethanol.
    • Let one of the CCSTers ride with them and listen to how great PAX is through the entirety of Montana.
    • Convert the suspension of all three cars to proper American "Live Axle".
    • Given 1000 British Pounds Sterling each, James, Jeremy, and Hamster must mod up three of the CCSTers cars and race them in a time trail with the under utilized North Dakota Stig.
    • Find somewhere in North Dakota to exchange 1000 Pounds to US Dollars

    This idea is beginning to actually sound doable...I wonder if I should email the production company

  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Haha.

    Somehow I don't see a race ending well.

  • AltDeleteAltDelete Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Haha.

    Somehow I don't see a race ending well.

    They generally don't.

    Thus making them awesome.

  • Qs23Qs23 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The CCST has now decided to film it's own episode of Top Gear while on the road.

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  • CronusCronus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Qs23 wrote: »
    The CCST has now decided to film it's own episode of Top Gear while on the road.

    It's going to be less of a Top Gear episode and more of a Wildest Police Chases 7 episode.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sometime during the CCST, mentok will sit quietly for more than 5 minutes while he's awake.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited February 2009
    This year pax will have an RC room, with little helicopters that have guns!

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