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Can't you see the signs man!

VicVic Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
I don't have to tell you about the history, you all know it. It was the end of the 1930's, and a rebuilt Germany was looking to expand its power by consolidating nearby areas they considered were part of their "fatherland". The western capitalist states were reluctant to respond, considering the new Nazi Germany to be an ideal shield between themselves and the growing threat of the red menace. America was suffering the effects of an economical crisis, making their intervention unlikely.

Jump to today: It is the end of the first decade of the third millennia, and a rebuilt Israel is looking to expand its power by consolidating nearby areas they consider part of the land given to them by god. The western christian states are reluctant to respond, considering them an ideal shield between themselves and the growind threat of the Muslim world. America is suffering the effects of an economical crisis holy shit!

WORLD WAR THREE WILL BE FOUGHT BETWEEN CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM OR MAYBE BETWEEN THE JEWS AND EVERYBODY ELSE I DUNNO

This thread is now about pasta.
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I loves me some Matriciana

    #pipe on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You do not deserve the title of bear.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My favourite pasta dish is really simple but so good. I just chop up some sun-dried tomatoes and mix them with tomato purée, olive oil, pepper salt and maybe some crushed garlic. Mix cold with pasta and add some parmesan!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll make you a deal...if you end one more sentence with the word 'man', I get to remove one bone of my choosing from your body.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sundried tomatoes with roast chicken on whole wheat pasta with a heavy cream sauce and basil = mmmm mmmm

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mmm pesto

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  • JTokJTok Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I had homemade lasagna last night. I'm always up for some delicious pasta!

    P.S. Word to your mother.

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    "After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands." - Nietzsche
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    mmm pesto
    pesto is the best sauce

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JTok wrote: »
    I had homemade lasagna last night. I'm always up for some delicious pasta!

    P.eS.to Word to your mother.


    I dunno what I was trying to do there

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    JTok wrote: »
    I had homemade lasagna last night. I'm always up for some delicious pasta!

    P.eS.to Word to your mother.


    I dunno what I was trying to do there

    boooo


    get off the stage

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seriously guys, WW3.

    Think about it

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    romano's 4 cheese alfredo sauce kinda sucks

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'll make you a deal...if you end one more sentence with the word 'man', I get to remove one boner of my choosing from your body.

    Iskander on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know what else is good

    Is tomato cream sauce

    It's improbably delicious

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Mysst on
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'll make you a deal...if you end one more sentence with the word 'man', I get to remove one boner of my choosing from your body.

    I see what you did there

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Perhaps you missed my post suggesting - nay, demanding - that we begin full scale research and production of dinosaur-based warfare.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I usually start my sentences with man. Is that equally bad?

    Vic on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    aw man I can't wait for world war three it's gonna be just like fallout and fallout is soooo awesome

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Perhaps you missed my post suggesting - nay, demanding - that we begin full scale research and production of dinosaur-based warfare.

    DinoRidersPoster.jpg

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm gonna be like Rorschach in Power Armor!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Also we should send people wearing outfits and paint to match their Giraffe mounts, then send them into very isolated areas and confuse the shit out of the natives.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Perhaps you missed my post suggesting - nay, demanding - that we begin full scale research and production of dinosaur-based warfare.
    but that takes research and time. giraffes are like, right there, just throw a saddle on that motherfucker, climb a ladder and you're golden.

    Mysst on
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Perhaps you missed my post suggesting - nay, demanding - that we begin full scale research and production of dinosaur-based warfare.
    but that takes research and time. giraffes are like, right there, just throw a saddle on that motherfucker, climb a ladder and you're golden.

    now you're just talking crazy

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also I'm tired of the middle east already, let's go to war in africa or something and ride giraffes around

    Perhaps you missed my post suggesting - nay, demanding - that we begin full scale research and production of dinosaur-based warfare.
    but that takes research and time. giraffes are like, right there, just throw a saddle on that motherfucker, climb a ladder and you're golden.

    now you're just talking crazy

    a giraffe can kick a hole in steel two inches thick

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Giraffes fight with their necks.
    Now that's ballsy.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that may or may not be true

    Skull Man on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    giraffes this...giraffes that...


    velociraptor-480.png

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so now you want to develop dinosaur transportation too?

    this is why you don't have tenure.

    Mysst on
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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    that may or may not be true

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    so now you want to develop dinosaur transportation too?

    this is why you don't have tenure.

    look how happy he is



    he is delighted

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Giraffes are the only animals born with horns
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    #pipe on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I keep waiting for your signature to explode

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Guys, I made a lemon meringue pie from scratch. It tastes great!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Are you kidding pipe
    it still loads
    it still broke my iPhone browser

    your sig is already pushing it

    ascot on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh shit fuck

    I didn't realise they were so big, sorry

    I spoiled them cause they're so bright

    #pipe on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dear lord that may have been the worst OP in quite some time.

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If we're going to war in africa why the fuck arent we riding elephants?

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    If we're going to war in africa why the fuck arent we riding elephants?

    its already been done

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