So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Aren't you like really short? Bring a step ladder.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Aren't you like really short? Bring a step ladder.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
I didn't even know I (or somebody else) was going after her!
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Aren't you like really short? Bring a step ladder.
By "in the face" he meant "in the sternum."
Well a cock punch is infinitely more effective. I mean you punch a guy in the face he has easy photographic evidence of assault, dick punching well who wants to take a cock picture aside from feral?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Aren't you like really short? Bring a step ladder.
By "in the face" he meant "in the sternum."
Well a cock punch is infinitely more effective. I mean you punch a guy in the face he has easy photographic evidence of assault, dick punching well who wants to take a cock picture aside from feral?
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
I didn't even know I (or somebody else) was going after her!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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i'm just sayin'
the man says he loves miracle whip and then goes on to talk about mayo. them sons of bitches are mutually exclusive, ya know?
Pfft.
I wouldn't even consider Miracle Whip a form of food, Feral.
Now please try to stop being a dick, it's really not becoming. :P
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*slap*
I keed, I keed. No one's perfect.
Face Twit Rav Gram
What? No, just no. Have some peanutbutter and salmonella instead.
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Isn't Miracle Whip just mayo + sugar?
I dunno, I never touch the stuff.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
:P
That'd get boring
@Bama mayo + banana wtf.
Dear, sweet Bama. If I was serious, I'd take it to PM.
If you hadn't noticed, I'm rather fond of Feral. He's probably the last person I'd seriously consider a dick.
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I really don't know. The last time I had it I was a kid at a sleep over, and even then I hated it.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Apparently you're a more hardcore [chat]ter than I.
Either that, or you're stalking Feral so you know where he lives.
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Edit: De - It must be nice to have food. :P
Face Twit Rav Gram
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
If I were serious, I'd bend MikeMan over and give him a jolly rogering.
And I'm as serious as a heart attack.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Aren't you like really short? Bring a step ladder.
pleasepaypreacher.net
mmmmm om nom nom
Fried rice, steak, and vegetables, all made on a flat top hibachi style.
By "in the face" he meant "in the sternum."
Let's see.... shrimp ramen, pork ramen, beef ramen, chicken ramen, spicy chicken ramen, mushroom chicken ramen, oriental ramen, 1/4 of an old red onion, canned mandarin oranges, and moldy cheddar.
I hope you choke. :P
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I didn't even know I (or somebody else) was going after her!
I'd invite you over for dinner, but for the long drive, and I'm sure the distraction from eating.
Well a cock punch is infinitely more effective. I mean you punch a guy in the face he has easy photographic evidence of assault, dick punching well who wants to take a cock picture aside from feral?
pleasepaypreacher.net
You obviously didn't look at the ATL pics.
I don't have a big appetite, in that I don't eat a lot, but when I'm eating, it's hard to distract me.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Where were those posted, anyway?
Face Twit Rav Gram
This sounds like a bit of a challenge.
OP of the ATL thread stickied in this forum.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16983_11-most-retarded-fictional-weapons.html
Finally someone admits the batarang is dumber then sending Heath Ledger to pick up your sleep medication from the pharmacy!
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If there are any three words that describe me, it's tart, fruity, and hard as a rock.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Elki you are a gentleman of great justice.
Much respect.