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[Glosslalia 4++] Skyaergarigyth: The Last Scat Bender (Chapter II)

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Though still too dark to see in clearly, Gary is immediately over-taken by another type of sensory input - a stench, foul beyond comprehension, let alone description, wafts out of the hole. It's all you can do to stay aloft as the stench burns through your mind.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD was what he found a negligible quantity or will it add up if he finds more? maybe assign a value to it, or is it worthless?

    OH SHIT WE FORGOT TO SET UP A MONEY SYSTEM. Sure we have gold, but what can gold be divided into? silver? guano?

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Erick now has 1/10th a poison.

    33.3 Farthings is a Gold, 27.1 Gold is a Splot, 14.8 Splots is a Esse'e Buck.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Reaching the crater, the foul odor attacks Erick's sense of smell.

    "ARGH-Gary, dammit! If you had to go why didn't you at least move of the path. Damn, this smell could kill a full grown cowdog!"

    He looks at the sides of the crater, a safe distance from the edge, for any evidence as to what could have caused the sudden collapse.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hearing his companions' cries of disgust, Matt pinches his nose shut.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    fantastic.

    "HOLY HELL," shouts gary. "It wasn't me!"
    "You all might wanna cover your...everythings."

    Gary thanks Ursuilemes, patron bear saint of bards, for his lack of a gag reflex

    "Who has got a torch. Light that bitch and throw it down - lets see how deep this putrid rabbit hole goes"

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That carriageman's daughter/son was also pretty happy about Gary's lack of gag reflex.

    Also, I am now leaving for WaMNeville's thing, so the game is on [pause] for the moment.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    fantastic.

    "HOLY HELL," shouts gary. "It wasn't me!"
    "You all might wanna cover your...everythings."

    Gary thanks Ursuilemes, patron bear saint of bards, for his lack of a gag reflex

    "Who has got a torch. Light that bitch and throw it down - lets see how deep this putrid rabbit hole goes"

    "Dubh's got a torch."

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cool, I'll be back later then.

    Take lots of pictures!

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  • BogeyBogey On your 6! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    Please take a pic of neville and nap for me. I will photoshop myself next to them. :)

    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    R.I.P. Wampa Milk
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    this shit filled pit we are about to explore is a metaphor for bogeys interminable loneliness.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, any shit-filled pits are clearly metaphors for my interminable loneliness.

    Also, sadly, I have no camera. I'm sure somebody will have one, though.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    taste the boring

    DE?AD I demand you shirk social interaction and remain at your console, dm'ing our game.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I will DM more tomorrow, and maybe when I get back.

    I'm so fucking lonely.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bear, he's a GM. Get the rules straight.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    I DON'T NEED YOUR NEGATONS, ANTIMATTER.

    NOT HERE

    NOT NOW.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh hey guys, way to start 2 days early, while I am asleep. And then try to talk to me! I'll skim through the thread after I've eaten and respond to anything I need to.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There's not really much going on yet. I think DE?AD mentioned that we're not getting into anything serious until Monday.

    Hopefully he comes back tonight.

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gorramit! I was playin' D&D with Mori and Janson today. I'll catch up in a bit once I put in this lice killing shampoo. That's right, somebody's kids gave me lice. Graragh....

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sounds like fun!

    This game has made me want to play D&D, and there's no one around to play it with.

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Oi! I gotta fuckin' torch. Witha stink like that, ya' think it be a good idea bringin' a fire in ta' it? Ah, bloody hell..." Dubh pulls out a torch and lights it with his flint and steel. "In ya' go!" He throws the flaming stick into the hole and covers his ears, expecting a boom.

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait I could just make a....*quickly backs away from the hole as Dubh starts to light the torch*.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I dunno if this is gonna work without the GM

    edit: cool duder.

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just gettin' a head start. :D

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm just getting the hell away from the hole before Dubh kills us all. :D

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Run the fuck away from the hole.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Gary takes a cue from the rest of the party and buzzes backwards as fast as he can - let it be known he is not making the sound with his mouth at this moment.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You so are.

    Dubh ducks after Gary, hands still over his ears.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    [UNPAUSE]

    There is a period of what feels like ten seconds, though could not realistically have been more than two or three, before Dubh's torch causes the foreseeable effect.

    There is a sound like the dying cry of a god as a column of fire erupts from the pit, surging up into the sky and killing a passing flock of sparrowmice. The sheer force of the blast trembles the ground and knocks our heroes on their collective asses. The heat is nearly unbearable, and the stench of it...

    The stench.

    Within moments, however, it has passed, and some measure of order returns to the world.

    It didn't help much with the lighting in the pit, unfortunately.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Gary, between fits of raucous cackling, exclaims, "Holy hells on a hawkhawk! Do you think we killed them?"

    "I guess a torch was the wrong idea..."

    more laughter follows.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, lets see whats left down there...

    *begins to chant to create a light source in the pit*



    De?ad, lemme know if you want specifics, or if just a general of what I want the spell to do is good.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    all the sudden a stock car flips out of the hole, loses control, and takes out the whole gang of adventures

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm assuming you're causing a normal rock within the cavern to emit photonic radiation? If so, that'd be a Moderate Alteration. So Casting DQ is 5.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    oh great the mancer is gonna give us all cancer, sweet.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    I'm assuming you're causing a normal rock within the cavern to emit photonic radiation? If so, that'd be a Moderate Alteration. So Casting DQ is 5.

    That would be the easy way yeah heh, I had a much more convulated way in mind also in case that wouldn't work.

    How are we doing rolls?

    Oh and bear, wait until you see how I heal people! :lol:

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/

    there's the dice roller I think we've chosen as a standard?

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We're using Invisible Castle.

    ...and yeah, Morkath is giving errybody cancer.

    EDIT: Way to be, Bear.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited January 2009
    8-)

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll chant for 2 cycles to make it an easier roll.

    6d20 → [1,12,14,15,13,2] = (57)

    *raises his arms in front of himself pointing towards the hole and begins to chant*

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    [1 Ultraminus, though it was on the first die, and thus doesn't count. 4 Pluses.]

    Tooltip: You are about to fail a mancery, would you like to extend the casting two Cycles to lower the Casting DQ to 4?

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