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White People Are [CHAT]

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    I don't know any white people, what're they like?

    They are wolves dressed as polar bears who spend their days hunting naked in the forest and worshipping the Tsar.

    And they like Big Macs and stupidly fatty and sugary coffee-drinks. Also they like to put stupid wings and body-kits on economy cars.

    Black people like big macs, too.

    No, black people like fried chicken. Learn to race-essentialism. Because since it's okay to do it with gender and not be a sexist it's also okay with race and not be a racist.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's very sad because jordan created a complicated world with layers of intrigue and competing factions and nations and stuff all behaving as they would in real life even standing on the abyss of the apocolypse. There's even the KKK! and a very nifty system of magic.

    but the he goes and writes book after book of well nothing happening. very distressing.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Elkamil!

    I feel like this should begin one of those Robert Jordan dialogues between Shaitan and the Dragon, since we are refering to each other by previous names.

    not enough braid tugging, heating of mulled wine, pouring of tea, smoothing of dresses, etc.

    Ahahhahha is that what those books are like? I never bothered with them. Why would I when I have a long ass list of shit to read, as well as stuff I've been meaning to re-read (Earth, I will re-read you someday I promise).

    The terrible thing is that Robert Jordan books are so awesome aside from that stuff and the plot that takes forever to unfold.

    It's the wasted promise that makes people so bitter.

    It's like fresh chocolate chip cookies that you added salt to instead of sugar.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    James wrote: »
    I am again disappointed in Tav.

    What did he do?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's not awesome at all, Speaker.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    That sounds amazing.

    Like, how would you do that.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    black people love fried chicken because fried chicken is delicious

    same deal with watermelon. I mean every race loves fried chicken and watermelon, I don't know why people always point out that black people do. It's like saying 'arabs like low interest loans' 'asian people like being complimented' 'jews love to be wrapped in warm blankets'

    i mean come on duh

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    That sounds amazing.

    Like, how would you do that.

    Sprinkle it with sugar instead of salt?

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm not a big watermelon guy but god damn I love me some fried chicken. Especially my grandma's, good god.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jews love to be wrapped in warm blankets because their blankets are always woven from 100% money.

    Edit: I love m--watermelon.

  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think watermelon is simply ok.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now I want fried chicken.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    That sounds amazing.

    Like, how would you do that.

    Sprinkle it with sugar instead of salt?

    How.

    You should keep those in differing containers that are difficult to confuse.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    That sounds amazing.

    Like, how would you do that.

    Sprinkle it with sugar instead of salt?

    How.

    You should keep those in differing containers that are difficult to confuse.

    Or this was when I was a kid at a restuarant or somewhere and accidently grabbed a packet of sugar instead of salt and opened it without reading what it was.

    :P

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I am again disappointed in Tav.

    What did he do?

    Grouped Foo Fighters together with Fall Out Boy.

    It is an offense!

    (But I understand what he means, lately Foo has had a lot of popularity from those types, what with their latest album and possibly the one previous. But he shouldn't write-off the music because of that.)

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anyone know if this is a good pinhole camera?

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it has to be good watermelon though

    so juicy it drips down your chin and makes an audible noise with every bite

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    James wrote: »
    Grouped Foo Fighters together with Fall Out Boy.

    It is an offense!

    (But I understand what he means, lately Foo has had a lot of popularity from those types, what with their latest album and possibly the one previous. But he shouldn't write-off the music because of that.)

    Hah, yeah, you really should only consider the actual music, when it comes right down to it.

    It can be hard sometimes though, to ignore the fans.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Or kinda like how once I put sugar on my chicken nuggets instead of salt.

    That sounds amazing.

    Like, how would you do that.

    Sprinkle it with sugar instead of salt?

    How.

    You should keep those in differing containers that are difficult to confuse.

    Or this was when I was a kid at a restuarant or somewhere and accidently grabbed a packet of sugar instead of salt and opened it without reading what it was.

    :P

    Maybe you need to feel the keen intellect of the yard stick and learn something for yourself.
    Spoiler:

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it has to be good watermelon though

    so juicy it drips down your chin and makes an audible noise with every bite

    It's pretty easy to find crappy watermelon. Good watermelon is more than good.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Is it true that wild strawberries are incomparably better than nearly anything one could find in most stores?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also I do appreciate handsome men but jordan took every oppurtunity to remind us why people were good looking

    shaggy hair broad shoulders
    red hair huge dick
    nice calves
    long hair

    EVERY DAMN TIME

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    listen so this weekend I was thinking I'd run into Dev Patel randomly in a grocery store on the Oregon coast and he would be friendly and with some other guy who was his friend and they would ask me to show them around and I would take them to the beaches and stuff and the lighthouse and be like yep that's about all there is here but we would have a fun time and in a platonic but flirty way and then he would be like look you should come to the Oscars with me! totally wicked, that would be! and then I'd be all sure dude and so I would have first hand experience with the non-open cash bar at the Oscars and also I would accidentally trip on the red carpet and knock into Kate Winslet's bosom and be so embarassed but she would be totally cool about it and then magically introduce me to Leonardo DiCaprio who you know she hangs out with all the time and then later I might shake Danny Boyle's hand and probably chat with M.I.A. and compliment her on her makeup and she would maybe make a joke about Lily Allen or something who knows and Dev would pose with me for lots of pictures and everyone would be like WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS NOBODY and then Slumdog Millionaire would win best picture and it would be fun times partying the whole night but I wouldn't drink and everything would be platonic but so much funnnnnnn

    but alas this did not happen


    maybe next weekend

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I should probably sleep now. I no longer have the benefit of caffeine coursing through my veins, lifting me out of bed and keeping me awake on the drive to school. I need real sleep now.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also I do appreciate handsome men but jordan took every oppurtunity to remind us why people were good looking

    shaggy hair broad shoulders
    red hair huge dick
    nice calves
    long hair

    EVERY DAMN TIME


    Eddy, have you ever read the 2069 trilogy by Larry Townsend?

    If not, you owe it to yourself.

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is it true that wild strawberries are incomparably better than nearly anything one could find in most stores?

    Yes.

    It is the difference between hot sex and bad porn.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    I prefer chicken non-fried. I will eat fried foods but I always peel off the surface fried-ness because it's gross.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS NOBODY

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anyone know if this is a good pinhole camera?

    Looks like it might be good. I'm not sure how lightproof it is by looking at the picture.

    I'm actually working on building a pinhole camera for 120 film. If you get one, let me know how your images turn out.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am sorry Medopine but you need to add a few carriage returns in that post of yours.

    Edit: I read it anyway and it is odd because I am listening to M.I.A. right now.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    trust me its better without

    i was gonna type up about the time that almost happened where Leonardo DiCaprio was magically on the same international flight as I was and diverted his vacation plans to hang out in vienna with me and my friend and buy us dresses and take us to fancy dinners but I don't think the character limit is large enough

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ITT: Medo is back in middle school.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Medo reminds me of Liz Lemon.

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I once walked past Leonardo DiCaprio on the Venice Beach sidewalk.

    True story.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    nah in middle school you don't think that big, you just unf over stupid boys at your school who are retarded and play basketball in the gym at school dances

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sometimes I daydream that Barack Obama will make a visit to my workplace and I will get to shake his hand and tell him of my dreams and he will encourage me and I will have a good time to look back on when times are rough.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I once walked past Leonardo DiCaprio on the Venice Beach sidewalk.

    True story.

    he's kind of a chunk now, eh

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    also I do appreciate handsome men but jordan took every oppurtunity to remind us why people were good looking

    shaggy hair broad shoulders
    red hair huge dick
    nice calves
    long hair

    EVERY DAMN TIME


    Eddy, have you ever read the 2069 trilogy by Larry Townsend?

    If not, you owe it to yourself.

    futuristic gay erotica huh

    i can't find it on amazon

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