Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Look at that. I stopped myself halfway in and printed it and then curled up next to a fireplace with some tea to read it.
Tube has the modding style of a 3rd world dictator, creating an environment of fear and powerlessness so profound that one can feel it tugging at their groin in their sleep.
Tube has only ever pm'd me twice. This is the extent of all his words to me:
"You chose poorly."
"YOU WILL STOP THIS NOW."
Although many agree that his attempt at a dramatic and potentially super-hilarious forum stunt (not being an Admin, then returning miraculously as Cardboard Tube the White), although good in concept was badly timed--he was only not a mod for like, a day or two--for the most part we here find Tube to be funny as hell.
His ban/jail posts rival Knob's in hilarity and it amazes me how a sentence fragment or two can be so entertaining. Drool forms on my mouth when I see the ban/jail thread has been updated and I click it furiously. It makes me laugh and feel superior to other people at the same time, brightening my day. Ironically, I am sometimes tempted to become an infractable bastard just so I can get frequent hilarious messages from him.
Some of us had the good fortune of meeting Tube at PAX:
Just kidding, this is Tube and his real name is Jukka something:
And some have even had the pleasure of seeing him perfom live with his band, Nightwish: