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Look at that. I stopped myself halfway in and printed it and then curled up next to a fireplace with some tea to read it.
Tube has the modding style of a 3rd world dictator, creating an environment of fear and powerlessness so profound that one can feel it tugging at their groin in their sleep.
Tube has only ever pm'd me twice. This is the extent of all his words to me:
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"You chose poorly."
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"YOU WILL STOP THIS NOW."
Although many agree that his attempt at a dramatic and potentially super-hilarious forum stunt (not being an Admin, then returning miraculously as Cardboard Tube the White), although good in concept was badly timed--he was only not a mod for like, a day or two--for the most part we here find Tube to be funny as hell.
His ban/jail posts rival Knob's in hilarity and it amazes me how a sentence fragment or two can be so entertaining. Drool forms on my mouth when I see the ban/jail thread has been updated and I click it furiously. It makes me laugh and feel superior to other people at the same time, brightening my day. Ironically, I am sometimes tempted to become an infractable bastard just so I can get frequent hilarious messages from him.
Some of us had the good fortune of meeting Tube at PAX:
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Just kidding, this is Tube and his real name is Jukka something:
And some have even had the pleasure of seeing him perfom live with his band, Nightwish:
Did you know Tube's name has nothing to do with Cardboard Tube Samurai? It doesn't.
Although, all things considered I think I would hate to live with him. It would be like leaving an Eddie Murphy record on all the time and eventually you would want Eddie Murphy to shut the fuck up.
So in closing, I'm a big gay lover of cocks and I love Tube's cock and also I would let that cock go in my bum
Tube is simultaneously a complete monster and also an absolutely smashing fellow.
I don't know how he pulls it off but I think its the hat. It has powers.
You obviously mean the bandanna.
Right.
I was calling it a hat because he's British and the British have funny names for things, like how they call pants "trousers" when anyone can plainly tell that they are pants.
In all seriousness I regret that I gave Tube a shitty impression of myself, but in retrospect it was pretty much the most hilarious jailing. Boy was my face red.
Tube infracted me for impeding the establishment of his glorious reich.
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Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
I was sitting next to him at PAX and he mentioned something being large, and without missing a beat he turns to me and says "Speaking of large, Rachel says you've got a fucking whopper!"
I'm kinda hoping that those aren't the real pictures of Tube because I was hoping to have to Tube babies one of these days and I don't what a baby that looks like a ginormous douche. Tube's brothers okay, just gonna keep him away from the cutlery.
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edited January 2009
After dinner at a weird, western themed restaurant in Hollywood with girls riding the mechanical bull, Tube, Myself, Nads, Bogey and Penguin Incarnate went to the Hustler Megastore to look at dildos
Tube was heard to remark "I haven't been this turned on since my nephew's baptism!"
Tube does a pretty Goddamn good job of being fair and evenhanded, I definitely respect that. We've got a pretty good crop of mods here. I remember the days of Dr. Dizaster, folks. That guy creeped me out. I guarantee that not many of you remember when we still had Yellow Ranger threads (Bendery threads, for the most part) but I distinctly remember one of Dr. D's contributions being a picture of an anime chick with tits the size of Volkswagens, making some kind of remark to the effect of "and I've got bigger but they have nipples so I can't post them."
I didn't even know what to make of that shit.
Does Tube house collections of watery eyed japanimationoids with enormous mammaries? I say no because the dude plays space sims and that implies a level head, but in truth we'll never get to know because he won't post it and brag about it like Diz did, praise be to Saint James.
Wait I kinda got off on a tangent here, where was I going with this? Right. Even handedness.
And yet he saw fit to hand Katchem_Ash his own forum albeit briefly
Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
The two serious ones, I should say, as the third one has no record because boddah jailed me ages ago as a joke. Out of the two Tube infactions, one was for Dave Coulier PAX, glorious trainwreck that it was, and the third was because of a certain set of words about a certain motherland, the circumstances I will not divulge on this occasion (mostly because I kinda blacked out and don't remember it).
I was jailed.
The point is Tube reversed my serious infraction a month before its due. I'd like to believe it was because of my heartfelt apology, or because I was doing a MW2:TW playthrough and he took pity on me with all my image-laden posts. Maybe he just got a really nice blowjob and decided to pass along a favor, or maybe somebody managed to toss his ring into the cracks of Orodruin.
Tube is a very sensitive guy. Really, a mere four pages of infractions, the most recent of which is for "failing to adequately die in a fire." Just for an innocent offhand comment.
I called Tubes mom a whore, and instead of infracting me, he complimented me.
I don't really understand how his brain works.
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This forum gives me a rampant homosexual vibe.
I don't know what it is.
Well, you got better.
I don't know how he pulls it off but I think its the hat. It has powers.
You obviously mean the bandanna.
Greatest day of my life, right there
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Right.
I was calling it a hat because he's British and the British have funny names for things, like how they call pants "trousers" when anyone can plainly tell that they are pants.
In all seriousness I regret that I gave Tube a shitty impression of myself, but in retrospect it was pretty much the most hilarious jailing. Boy was my face red.
I was sitting next to him at PAX and he mentioned something being large, and without missing a beat he turns to me and says "Speaking of large, Rachel says you've got a fucking whopper!"
Five minutes of cock jokes followed.
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i bet they rake in the mad dough
Their old singer was great
too bad she turned out to be a rotten bitch
the new one is ok
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Tube was heard to remark "I haven't been this turned on since my nephew's baptism!"
I didn't even know what to make of that shit.
Does Tube house collections of watery eyed japanimationoids with enormous mammaries? I say no because the dude plays space sims and that implies a level head, but in truth we'll never get to know because he won't post it and brag about it like Diz did, praise be to Saint James.
Wait I kinda got off on a tangent here, where was I going with this? Right. Even handedness.
I love that one, also the 'failure to draw a horse' and his response to BURN THE TYRANT.
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tube is awesome and I hope he never changes
In context it's a lot more funny.
with flesh
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a strange and career ending fetish
The two serious ones, I should say, as the third one has no record because boddah jailed me ages ago as a joke. Out of the two Tube infactions, one was for Dave Coulier PAX, glorious trainwreck that it was, and the third was because of a certain set of words about a certain motherland, the circumstances I will not divulge on this occasion (mostly because I kinda blacked out and don't remember it).
I was jailed.
The point is Tube reversed my serious infraction a month before its due. I'd like to believe it was because of my heartfelt apology, or because I was doing a MW2:TW playthrough and he took pity on me with all my image-laden posts. Maybe he just got a really nice blowjob and decided to pass along a favor, or maybe somebody managed to toss his ring into the cracks of Orodruin.
We may never know the source of his benevolence.
I don't really remember though
like, at all
but the advent of what we now know as the Shankusu Gambit was an amazing moment here and I love him for it
also, most of his posts are just fucking hilarious, so there's that
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Yeah, that was great.
The best thing about it was how mad some people got.
I don't think I was around for this
what were the specifics?
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I don't believe that for a second.
Also some of the funniest stuff he said I can't repeat but man did he cut to the bone on a couple people at PAX.
I don't really understand how his brain works.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
[SIGPIC]Everyone cries when they're stabbed[/SIGPIC]
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.