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Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Anyone want to play a little pickle? [Jurassic Park! Dinosau
Movie Version: Everyone's favorite rock star chaos theorist! Jeff Goldblum took this role and ran with it, staying in character up to and throughout his role in Independence Day, a film he would not star for another three years! Unfortunately he snapped out of it just prior to the shooting of Jurassic Park 2, and in a haze of confusion decided to portray the good doctor as a pussy instead.
Novel Version: Dr. Mary Sue. Micheal Crichton's biggest mouthpiece character in a novel filled with mouthpiece characters! Like Grant, will not shut up about his theories, even when suffering from gain green and slipping in and out of coma's. Takes time out from dying to go on long winded diatribes, conveniently moving the plot forward with the subtlety of a jackhammer before passing out once more.
Best moment of stupidity: Knowing full well in advance that not only was the park bound to fail and it's citizens to be horribly maimed, but still attending a free trip for the hell of it. Probably just so he could sit back and give a smug "I told you so", all the while being disemboweled by prehistoric horrors. BONUS POINTS: Brings himself back from the dead just in time to attend a second excursion to the island.
Idiot rating: 7
I really hate that man.
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your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
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