Is it wrong to fuck your hot cousin?

trentsteel

Like, pretty hot.

[strike]I need[/strike] My buddy need to know.



For stuff.

Legacy

pixplz

Sars_Boy

uh

i mean

how hot are we talking here

Mr. Henry Bemis

jump on that

MolotovCockatoo

Ask Pony about this, he has a story.

Defender

Yes it is and also we already have an Arrested Development thread.

trentsteel

She showed my uh...buddy a pic of herself on her phone and she was nekkid in it.

It's messing with me....er him as to why she did this.

Centipede Damascus

Her?

Clint Eastwood

You disgust me

Fandyien

first cousin?

Gafoto

It is both wrong and (sometimes) illegal.

Defender

Fandyien wrote: »

first cousin?

It is a bad sign when this question needs to come up.

MrMonroe

First cousin, no

Second cousin you'd be just like the Roosevelts and it's fine.

Robcham

what the hell, man

trentsteel

first cousin

redhead

man, don't fuck my hot cousin what the hell

Fandyien

then no thats gross

Mr. Henry Bemis

just don't make any babies

BusterK

trentsteel wrote: »

first cousin

Direct blood relation?

trentsteel

Wait, what's a second cousin?


She kept telling [strike]me[/strike] my buddy if we weren't cousins she'd do stuff.

She said this about 19 times.

Quoth

my uncle is dating his first cousin

we are not pleased by this development but i believe it is genetically acceptable

Clint Eastwood

Trent, aren't you, like, 35 or something

Bendery It Like Beckham

it depends on how hot she is. You'll have to send me the picture for me to make an official ruling.

It's okay, I'm lawyer I know this stuff.

Weaver

I almost did this once by accident because I'd been living in Europe and hadn't seen or talked to my cousin in around 8 years

chrishallett83

Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

Urian

Fuck her.

Better to regret something you've done than regret something you wish you had done.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Yeah first cousins is no go if she's a blood relation.

trentsteel

Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

But she lives reallly far away.

Like 12 hours.

Randall_Flagg

second cousin means she is the daugter of your mother or father's cousin

Robcham

DONT DO IT TRENT

Spoiler:

DO IT

ThatDudeOverThere

MrMonroe wrote: »

First cousin, no

Second cousin you'd be just like the Roosevelts and it's fine.

I'm pretty sure they were actually 4th cousins

they did already have the same last name, though

Bendery It Like Beckham

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

well no, megan fox is pretty ugly.

But if it were Jessica Alba, yes, yes you would. (YOU WOULD)

Ness445

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

just don't make any babies

wrap it up and you're golden, trent.

Clint Eastwood

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

well no, megan fox is pretty ugly.

But if it were Jessica Alba, yes, yes you would. (YOU WOULD)

You're a fuckwit

Javen

Sorry, Trent, but that's no mans land.

I hate bearing bad news like this, but my hands are tied.

The_Scarab

YESSSSS YESSS IT IS WRONGGGG

BusterK

trentsteel wrote: »

Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

But she lives reallly far away.

Like 12 hours.

No matter how far away she lives
You still both have the same grandparents

Munkus Beaver

If nobody gets pregnant, then no

Antimatter

What is wrong with you, Trent?

Weaver

Trent just get her to do a show for you on a webcam and then post it

Urian

Why the fuck does it matter. It's not like they are going to have kids.