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Is it wrong to fuck your hot cousin?

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    we really do need pics to make an accurate analysis of the moral implications of the sexing

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    first cousins is not good

    second cousins and up though, I don't see what the problem is

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a hot cousin

    we have not fucked, though

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

    well no, megan fox is pretty ugly.

    But if it were Jessica Alba, yes, yes you would. (YOU WOULD)
    You're a fuckwit

    Your girlfriend likes scat porn.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Floating. A Doll's House.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Trent just get her to do a show for you on a webcam and then post it
    this

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

    Yep.

    Isn't hooking up with cousins illegal? To try and prevent hicks from having babies with three arms and seventeen toes?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    First cousin, no

    Second cousin you'd be just like the Roosevelts and it's fine.

    I'm pretty sure they were actually 4th cousins

    they did already have the same last name, though

    Look if you're coming to me for detail work you're coming to the wrong guy.
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also we need to get Swordfights in here

    he has a good perspective on the situation

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited February 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

    Yep.

    Isn't hooking up with cousins illegal? To try and prevent hicks from having babies with three arms and seventeen toes?

    yuck

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    just move to alabama. (if reading from alabama, replace alabama with mississippi!)

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shibby thread.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I say do it.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.
    wwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaattt

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Floating. A Doll's House.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What kind of cup size are we talking here, trent

    How bodacious is her booty

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also we need to get Swordfights in here

    he has a good perspective on the situation

    wait. This sounds famililar. What happened, exactly?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As for the law, it depends on what state you live in
    No law against whacking off to her though

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Trent do you want to be a sex offender
    y/n?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.
    wwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaattt

    I would just laugh if something like that happened to me.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?

    I am hip and with it. I do the Twitters. I have a blog.
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    One of my friends was in a very sitcom-esque situation where he was with a girl for like two years then their single parents met and started dating, too.
    wwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaattt

    It was actually an incredibly shitty situation, especially when the parents wanted to get married.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Mom's brother's daughter. That's first right?

    Yep.

    Isn't hooking up with cousins illegal? To try and prevent hicks from having babies with three arms and seventeen toes?

    I seem to remember an article from Time or Newsweek or something that I read a while ago

    it said genetic issues with cousins is only slightly more statistically likely than complete strangers

    also it's only illegal in some states

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Trent do you want to be a sex offender
    y/n?
    the good news? at least one google result for your real name.

    the bad news? sex offender.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Look, if you're gonna tell Trent he can't have sterile sex with his cousin then you might as well tell him that he can't bang neville either.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahahaha /b/ joke lawl awllaw not

    Pics or it didn't get judged correctly, as I always say. Cmon trent quit holding out on us.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    still gross

    [edit] also, lacking in cheesy goodness

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see nine realms.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    Dude on Friday night I had this hella detailed dream(I actually woke up within the dream about four times, was having a total reality disconnect) where you and Cap got together and rented this enormous, elegant mansion out in the country and everyone got together and partied for two days non-stop and I was so exhausted in-dream that when I finally woke up for real I was all tired & confused and hung-over from drink & drugs that I didn't actually do it was wierd

    Also part of the mansion was a fucking hyper-detailed, silver plated elegant classic artwork and serving girls fucking 1800's bar/gaming[poker, roulette, etc.] room and Rachel & I had a four-way with two ultrahot serving girls it was amazing

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    then no thats gross

    what if you were hella blazed, bro

    still gross

    [edit] also, lacking in cheesy goodness

    Just checking.
    We're still good. No homo

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Somebody's name is going on some kind of sex list by the end of this thread.

    I can feel it.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've wondered this about one of my male cousins. It's not like the two of us are gonna have a baby

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Doesn't matter if they aren't even related to you by blood, you don't fuck family. Even if it was Megan Fox and she was your third cousin by marriage, you still don't hit it.

    Um...I think most everyone would be willing to bend that rule, buddy. Hell in most parts of the world (not that I personally condone this) cousin marriage isn't even illegal.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit

    what a dick

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    When the hell did 4chan infiltrate SE?
    when Potu started some shit
    Goddamn Potu.

    I am hip and with it. I do the Twitters. I have a blog.
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: GaderenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You don't want to be like the married first cousins that I know

    One of their kids has down syndrome and the other is gay

    probably not related but still

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Javen that sounds hilarious

    is there anymore story to it?

    About a year in the parents wanted to get married behind their kids' back. My friend wanted to run off an get eloped but I talked him out of it because it's fucking stupid. It's currently at a stalemate because neither group wants to leave their partners for the sake of the other.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    You don't want to be like the married first cousins that I know

    One of their kids has down syndrome and the other is gay

    probably not related but still

    finally, the cause of homosexuality discovered

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