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Is it wrong to fuck your hot cousin?

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  • ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I posted this in the sick thread but since we're kinda talking health here we just found out that my wife has lupus.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Have fun in San Antonio, Wiggin.

    Best place ever. You may end up doing some time at Camp Bullis for other bullshit.

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  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And her mom has MS so she has to be careful of that too but at least the doctor said that it's the least aggressive form possible but that is still the least aggressive form of systemic lupus and god damnit I am going to go become a scientist

    somebody get me some stem cells

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I should be getting unemployment benefits soon, I hope.

    HI5 FOR BEING A MOOCHER

    Wooooo hi5

    I really need these benefits, though

    without them, I can't, uh, pay rent

    and then I'd have to move back into my parents'

    and that would suck

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Have fun in San Antonio, Wiggin.

    Best place ever. You may end up doing some time at Camp Bullis for other bullshit.

    what is this thing

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    on a non mitch hedberg note that is terrible and i am so solly to hear that weaver

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

    including places where there is lots of sand and angry locals put explosives in garbage bags on the roadside to say hi to you and your buddies

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

    including places where there is lots of sand and angry locals put explosives in garbage bags on the roadside to say hi to you and your buddies

    Yes but loadmasters aren't typically the guys running down the explosive-lined roads

    I just tell them how to unload the plane and put other things on it

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited February 2009
    anyway sorry to hear that weaver

    it's not that lupus from House that keeps her beautiful, is it?

    edit: oh :(

  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    on a non mitch hedberg note that is terrible and i am so solly to hear that weaver
    thanks (to everyone)

    on a mitch-related note I'm an alcoholic so I'm now living inside of a mitch hedberg routine

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The No option is at 69

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Have fun in San Antonio, Wiggin.

    Best place ever. You may end up doing some time at Camp Bullis for other bullshit.

    what is this thing

    I used to work by Camp Bullis and usually it's just Army/NG dudes workin' over there, but occasionally I'd see a few buses full of Chair Force folks bus in for training I guess?

    They do a lot of their security force stuff there.

    I may have to talk to my ex-BIL about it. He'd know more.

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  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I should be getting unemployment benefits soon, I hope.

    HI5 FOR BEING A MOOCHER

    Wooooo hi5

    I really need these benefits, though

    without them, I can't, uh, pay rent

    and then I'd have to move back into my parents'

    and that would suck

    i'm in the same spot

    without the government giving me a hand i wouldn't be able to pay my rent

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Building an empire OsloRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Another thing in this the family relations thread. Is it wrong to sift through the sms messages of a discarded phone (which was given to you) and find out your girlfriend's little sister had a threesome with a professional football player?

    Fuck off and die.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Have fun in San Antonio, Wiggin.

    Best place ever. You may end up doing some time at Camp Bullis for other bullshit.

    what is this thing

    I used to work by Camp Bullis and usually it's just Army/NG dudes workin' over there, but occasionally I'd see a few buses full of Chair Force folks bus in for training I guess?

    They do a lot of their security force stuff there.

    I may have to talk to my ex-BIL about it. He'd know more.

    Yeah if you think of it, if not it's not like it's a big thing

    I do know that I get to go to Fairchild for CST

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

    including places where there is lots of sand and angry locals put explosives in garbage bags on the roadside to say hi to you and your buddies

    On the other hand, this is something that I would be doing if medical requirements weren't so bullshit.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

    including places where there is lots of sand and angry locals put explosives in garbage bags on the roadside to say hi to you and your buddies

    On the other hand, this is something that I would be doing if medical requirements weren't so bullshit.

    what you got that's keeping you out of the desert if you don't mind me asking

  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Given that sunlight can help cause lupus flare-ups at least we already have living in Seattle going for us

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Another thing in this the family relations thread. Is it wrong to sift through the sms messages of a discarded phone (which was given to you) and find out your girlfriend's little sister had a threesome with a professional football player?

    take it to ESPN for big blackmail bux

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  • BeyondBeyond Floating In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

    That doesn't mean he fucked her.

    Rofl.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Have fun in San Antonio, Wiggin.

    Best place ever. You may end up doing some time at Camp Bullis for other bullshit.

    what is this thing

    I used to work by Camp Bullis and usually it's just Army/NG dudes workin' over there, but occasionally I'd see a few buses full of Chair Force folks bus in for training I guess?

    They do a lot of their security force stuff there.

    I may have to talk to my ex-BIL about it. He'd know more.

    Yeah if you think of it, if not it's not like it's a big thing

    I do know that I get to go to Fairchild for CST

    Well, my BIL was B-52's maintenance type shit out of Barksdale, but sometime around 2004 or 2005 the Air Force started making their recruits do some real training, you know? But everybody else was to be brought up to speed as well.

    I know AF Security does some shit over at Camp Bullis, I don't know what the deal is over at Lackland.

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  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Advances in diagnosis and treatment have improved survival to the point where over 90% of patients now survive for more than ten years, and many can live relatively asymptomatically.

    GODDAMNIT MOTHERFUCK

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm sorta looking forward to actually having a job again especially one that flies me around the world

    including places where there is lots of sand and angry locals put explosives in garbage bags on the roadside to say hi to you and your buddies

    On the other hand, this is something that I would be doing if medical requirements weren't so bullshit.

    what you got that's keeping you out of the desert if you don't mind me asking

    No right eye.

    8-)

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »
    Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

    That doesn't mean he fucked her.
    Oh, he did. They had ten children.

    Wikipedia wrote:
    Cousin couples existed in the Old Testament. Two of the most famous are prominent in Genesis. Isaac was married to Rebekah, his first cousin once removed (Genesis 24:12-14). Rachel and Leah were both cousins of Jacob (Genesis 28-29). . . . The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.
    God seems to approve.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i have full faith that you and your wife are gonna make that lupus your bitch

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh well that might slow you down then

    Also AF training has actually gotten more real since '04, I guess

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Weaver, I'm sorry to hear about your wife.

    Fuck diseases.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Another thing in this the family relations thread. Is it wrong to sift through the sms messages of a discarded phone (which was given to you) and find out your girlfriend's little sister had a threesome with a professional football player?

    as long as your girlfriend wasn't the 3rd

  • BeyondBeyond Floating In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »
    Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

    That doesn't mean he fucked her.
    Oh, he did. They had ten children.

    Wikipedia wrote:
    Cousin couples existed in the Old Testament. Two of the most famous are prominent in Genesis. Isaac was married to Rebekah, his first cousin once removed (Genesis 24:12-14). Rachel and Leah were both cousins of Jacob (Genesis 28-29). . . . The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.
    God seems to approve.

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    Rofl.
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That sucks, Weaver.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Charles Darwin married his first cousin.

    That doesn't mean he fucked her.
    Oh, he did. They had ten children.

    Wikipedia wrote:
    Cousin couples existed in the Old Testament. Two of the most famous are prominent in Genesis. Isaac was married to Rebekah, his first cousin once removed (Genesis 24:12-14). Rachel and Leah were both cousins of Jacob (Genesis 28-29). . . . The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.
    God seems to approve.

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    You know that mutations through incest like that take generations upon generations to show up, right?

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    He of all people should have known better.

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  • BeyondBeyond Floating In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    He of all people should have known better.

    I agree, but this was news to me.

    I was a little surprised.

    Rofl.
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    He of all people should have known better.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Whenever [his children] fell ill he feared that they might have inherited weaknesses from inbreeding due to the close family ties he shared with his wife and cousin, Emma Wedgwood. He examined this topic in his writings, contrasting it with the advantages of crossing amongst many organisms. Despite his fears, most of the surviving children went on to have distinguished careers as notable members of the prominent Darwin-Wedgwood family.

  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »

    WHAT!? Damn.

    I bet they all had one finger on each hand.

    He of all people should have known better.

    I agree, but this was news to me.

    I was a little surprised.

    Well that's because according to the bible the entire human population was basically centered around the fertile cresent.

    Not a lot of people to fuck, especially if you're nomadic tribes, like they were.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Building an empire OsloRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, Darwin took one look at himself and said, but damn my traits are fucking rocking. Time to hit that cousin.


    Also, sorry to hear about your wife, Weaver.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Beyond wrote: »

    I agree, but this was news to me.

    I was a little surprised.

    Well, maybe his deformed kids were what pushed him into the right direction.

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