Is it wrong to fuck your hot cousin?

Auntie Shibby · February 2009

Man, I haven't had my bone on in three months. and this girl I'm seeing is going to take me at least another two.

Can I go 5-6 months without vaginal sex? I'm leaning toward 'no' at the moment.

Me Too! · February 2009

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Yes, yes I would fuck my female cousin.

Ladies and gentlemen, shibby

PiptheFair · February 2009

Javen wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

The Black Hunter wrote: »

I considered myself pretty close to getting with a great lady, on my 18th no less.

Then in swoops a "friend" who tries to "help", after some bullshit he takes her on a walk and oh wow now he has her number and is inviting her to parties and she is suddenly cold towards me.

dudes really need to beat each other up over cock-blocking more often

too many guys just think it's okay to step in if they think that they might have a better chance than their buddy. Even if they DO have a better chance, it still isn't cool. It is an issue of respect

this is what the awkward homely guys say

Not really, no.

yeah going with evander and javen on this

Hacksaw · February 2009

Javen wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

The Black Hunter wrote: »

I considered myself pretty close to getting with a great lady, on my 18th no less.

Then in swoops a "friend" who tries to "help", after some bullshit he takes her on a walk and oh wow now he has her number and is inviting her to parties and she is suddenly cold towards me.

dudes really need to beat each other up over cock-blocking more often

too many guys just think it's okay to step in if they think that they might have a better chance than their buddy. Even if they DO have a better chance, it still isn't cool. It is an issue of respect

this is what the awkward homely guys say

Not really, no.

Seriously. That kind of action is grounds for justifiable homicide, as per the rules of the Bro Code.

Belruel · February 2009

Javen wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

The Black Hunter wrote: »

I considered myself pretty close to getting with a great lady, on my 18th no less.

Then in swoops a "friend" who tries to "help", after some bullshit he takes her on a walk and oh wow now he has her number and is inviting her to parties and she is suddenly cold towards me.

dudes really need to beat each other up over cock-blocking more often

too many guys just think it's okay to step in if they think that they might have a better chance than their buddy. Even if they DO have a better chance, it still isn't cool. It is an issue of respect

this is what the awkward homely guys say

Not really, no.

i meant the dudes that refuse to go over the the girl and play some hardball. if she was interested in you, you have to give yourself a fighting chance not 'oh nooo she is talking to him now i guess there goes that!'

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

Evander wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

I don't like that my teenaged cousin is having sex because I worry she won't take proper precautions

My younger cousin has a baby now!

noo damnit

I made her promise to always use condoms but she also promised god in catholic school she wouldn't have sex

not that that ever works, but still.

boys wear the condoms, not the girls

girls can still insist on condom usage

it is not like they are not allowed to talk once the couple enters the bedroom/car backseat/alley/dance floor

Also, there is such a thing as a female condom

Jigrah · February 2009

FCD wrote: »

So, what if one lives in area where a great number of people, guys and girls, are, to put it gently, uttter sleazoids who you'd never want to bone? What then?

Go to church.

vsove · February 2009

The Black Hunter wrote: »

Right now I'm just shitty because there is no communication on her part and also she just went camping with friends seperate from mine till saturday so I am sitting here stuck

I spent a month moping about a girl that I had a thing for. You know what helped me get over it? Getting out there, and doing that got me the girl I'm currently with who is fantastic.

Nobody likes a moper.

ascot · February 2009

Hooray
thread over
Larlar wins
(as it should be)

Keith · February 2009

Cloudman wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

The Black Hunter wrote: »

I considered myself pretty close to getting with a great lady, on my 18th no less.

Then in swoops a "friend" who tries to "help", after some bullshit he takes her on a walk and oh wow now he has her number and is inviting her to parties and she is suddenly cold towards me.

there was this hot girl in high school that apparently wanted to have sex with me but my friend didn't tell me until she was unavailable because he wanted to fuck her so bad

I hope he's not still your friend

because that shit is grounds for murder, or at least manslaughter

nah, he wasn't a close friend, just some dude i'd talk to at school. i don't hold it against him, though!

just knowing that the opportunity was there is enough to give me confidence!!

wait hold on.

i thought you were gay.

nope!

Me Too! · February 2009

Evander wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

I don't like that my teenaged cousin is having sex because I worry she won't take proper precautions

My younger cousin has a baby now!

noo damnit

I made her promise to always use condoms but she also promised god in catholic school she wouldn't have sex

not that that ever works, but still.

boys wear the condoms, not the girls

girls can still insist on condom usage

it is not like they are not allowed to talk once the couple enters the bedroom/car backseat/alley/dance floor

so you're one of them new-fangled types that lets them talk huh

Robcham · February 2009

The Black Hunter wrote: »

Right now I'm just shitty because there is no communication on her part and also she just went camping with friends seperate from mine till saturday so I am sitting here stuck

she is cheating on you

PiptheFair · February 2009

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

I don't like that my teenaged cousin is having sex because I worry she won't take proper precautions

My younger cousin has a baby now!

noo damnit

I made her promise to always use condoms but she also promised god in catholic school she wouldn't have sex

not that that ever works, but still.

boys wear the condoms, not the girls

she can put the condom on the boy

make sure there's a damn condom in general

also, female condoms

also also, I do not like me little cousin having sex because she is very attractive and I am a chauvanist

Macro9 · February 2009

It's all fair game if they're not committed to someone else.

Keith · February 2009

Cloudman wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Campion wrote: »

bowtiedseal wrote: »

I don't like that my teenaged cousin is having sex because I worry she won't take proper precautions

My younger cousin has a baby now!

noo damnit

I made her promise to always use condoms but she also promised god in catholic school she wouldn't have sex

not that that ever works, but still.

boys wear the condoms, not the girls

girls can still insist on condom usage

it is not like they are not allowed to talk once the couple enters the bedroom/car backseat/alley/dance floor

Also, there is such a thing as a female condom

it's called the backdoor

am i right, fellas??

Auntie Shibby · February 2009

Bareback or nothing.

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

Keith wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

The Black Hunter wrote: »

I considered myself pretty close to getting with a great lady, on my 18th no less.

Then in swoops a "friend" who tries to "help", after some bullshit he takes her on a walk and oh wow now he has her number and is inviting her to parties and she is suddenly cold towards me.

there was this hot girl in high school that apparently wanted to have sex with me but my friend didn't tell me until she was unavailable because he wanted to fuck her so bad

I hope he's not still your friend

because that shit is grounds for murder, or at least manslaughter

nah, he wasn't a close friend, just some dude i'd talk to at school. i don't hold it against him, though!

just knowing that the opportunity was there is enough to give me confidence!!

wait hold on.

i thought you were gay.

nope!

on one hand i'm glad we've cleared this up

but on the other hand i'm sad because i will never make it with keith.

Hoz · February 2009

FCD wrote: »

So, what if one lives in area where a great number of people, guys and girls, are, to put it gently, uttter sleazoids who you'd never want to bone? What then?

Don't have sex with anyone you don't want to.

Good rule of thumb.

PiptheFair · February 2009

Jigrah wrote: »

FCD wrote: »

So, what if one lives in area where a great number of people, guys and girls, are, to put it gently, uttter sleazoids who you'd never want to bone? What then?

Go to church.

as someone who went to youthgroup as a teenager, that is the worst idea imaginable

matthias00 · February 2009

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I would do her in ways that would make god cringe.

I think by this point you should specify when you wouldn't be doing something that makes god cringe dude

Auntie Shibby · February 2009

Seriously, I would rather have a handjob than wear a condom.

Jigrah · February 2009

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bareback or nothing.

That is the most expensive method.

Half your paycheck, gone every month.

Ness445 · February 2009

quick everybody keep posting, let's break the forum with an incest thread!

Bogey · February 2009

I <3 you, SE++

Bogey · February 2009

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