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Cartwheels dodge missiles.

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Singularity Engine++
...also flipping cars.

(Does some of that compositing work look bad to you or is it just me?)


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Anyway on a scale of 1 to horrible, how bad do you think this will be?


I dunno, I saw boobs and ninjas so I'll probably find myself in the theater after a blackout with no pants on, just like what happened with the Fast and the Furious. My pocket missing 10.50.


http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/gijoeriseofcobra/large.html




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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    why is that fat dude on that asian's car? what the hell is this? GI Shmoe

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    yeah those pants are definitely not action pants

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy shit this looks bad.

    Marlon Wayans

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Sienna Miller as Baroness?

    Cobra Commander doesn't even have a mask!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wasn't allowed to play with these because of the violence and glorification of military technology so I know nothing about it except that Snake Eyes looked cool.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Sienna Miller as Baroness?

    Cobra Commander doesn't even have a mask!

    Because that is Destro, not Cobra Commander

    also, I'm wondering why Snake Eyes' mask has a mouth, like, built into it, or something

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me and my friend would play with them when we were younger and my favorite dude was Snake Eyes but I gave him a revolver and he was badass.

    This Snake Eyes has parachute pants. :|

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    did i see christopher ecclestone?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is Snake Eyes the bad ninja or the good one? What's the good ones name?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Good one is Snake Eyes, bad one is Storm Shadow (the one in white)

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
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    That large black man is just resting on his gun. It was suuuuuuuuuch a good idea to add gunfire to that picture in editing. such a good idea

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ahahaha now that I see it I can't look at that picture without laughing

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Good one is Snake Eyes, bad one is Storm Shadow (the one in white)

    But...Cobra is the bad guys...SNAKE eyes...Cobra

    Is he a double agent?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No, don't worry

    there is no connection

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    gijoefanmademovieposter.jpg

    That large black man is just resting on his gun. It was suuuuuuuuuch a good idea to add gunfire to that picture in editing. such a good idea
    meh

    dirt off his shoulder

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hell I would probably see this just for Dennis Quaid

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is going to be really awesome or really terrible. No middle ground to be had here.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So will Destro have a metal head in the inevitable sequel?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    i'm giggling at their expressions

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    So will Destro have a metal head in the inevitable sequel?

    Apparently the Destro family heirloom is a metal mask which he may or may not put on at some point in the movie?

    if not it's at least a shout out

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    why is that fat dude on that asian's car? what the hell is this? GI Shmoe

    You can't tell the difference between fat and muscle?

    Snake Eyes is played by RAY PARK, who you may remember as Darth Maul, the sole redeeming feature of Episode I, other than Liam Neelson, who he killed.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think this will be either like Dead or Alive quality stupid or Transformers fun to watch but stupid kind of thing.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    why is that fat dude on that asian's car? what the hell is this? GI Shmoe

    You can't tell the difference between fat and muscle?

    Snake Eyes is played by RAY PARK, who you may remember as Darth Maul, the sole redeeming feature of Episode I, other than Liam Neelson, who he killed.

    OH shit, is that Ray Parks? Awesome.

    Also don't worry about Futore's comment. I have experienced this phenomenon myself. Some girls that are attracted to skinny girly men and gays of the same type think muscles are 'flab'. Once I had my shirt off to mow the lawn and my skinny roommate's girlfriend saw me and laughed and said I was "flabby".

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wish I was "fat" as Ray Park, man.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    did you fuck your cousin yet dude

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NO I DID NOT FUCK MY COUSIN

    I probably should have put that in the OP.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously. fuck your cousin already, tubby

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why does Snake Eyes' uniform have a mouth

    the character is mute, he doesn't need a mouth hole in his uniform!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lemme see your cousin, trent. PM me a pic. I can tell you if it's worth it.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GUYS FORGET COUSINS

    WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY HERE

    ALSO NINJAS

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guys i just was dancing

    so hard

    and i videoed it

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why does Snake Eyes' uniform have a mouth

    the character is mute, he doesn't need a mouth hole in his uniform!

    you have a good point. it's not like the actor plans on ever speaking. Darth Maul, now Snake Eyes

    who's the next action star, Hellion Keller?

    edit: HOOOOLY FUCK JUST GOOGLED HELLION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellion look at that name. Marvelllllll

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak make with the video uploading. Especially if you are fat. Not Snake EYes fat but real fat.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That was terrible.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    except that it totally misses

    my head

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thank god.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Please never post any part of your body doing anything again.

    I'm so glad that was shot on a 2megapixel camera.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i have so many dance moves

    but in that video

    there arent any of them

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That felt like watching a shut-in child molester's private moments through his mirror.

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