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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    plague?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    a fly just tried to drink my tea

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    plague?

    While the real reason for the discrepancy between The Original Series Klingons and their feature film and later television series counterparts was a lack of budget, fans took it upon themselves to contrive an acceptable canon reason for the sudden change.[22] These theories postulated that TOS Klingons were in fact humans raised as Klingons, similar to Janissaries; that for cosmetic or diplomatic reasons, Klingons removed the ridges via surgery; or that TOS Klingons were in fact hybrids with a more human species.[23] Simple theories that the different Klingons were different racial breeds were complicated by the fact that the characters of Kang, Koloth, and Kor appeared with smooth features in the original series, yet reverted to a ridged appearance in Star Trek: Deep Space 9, and that Worf acknowledged the difference in appearances when the crew of Deep Space 9 returned to the 23rd century in the episode "Trials and Tribble-ations".[22]
    A canonical explanation for the change was given in a two-part storyline on Star Trek: Enterprise. The two episodes, "Affliction" and "Divergence", aired in February 2005. An earlier story arc featured the Augments, genetically-engineered humans left over from the Eugenics Wars of the late 20th century, and who were defeated by Captain Jonathan Archer and the USS Enterprise in Klingon space. The Klingon High Council fears that Starfleet was developing armies of Augments; after gaining access to genetic material from the Augments, the Klingons perform experiments to increase their own intellect and strength. The experiments turn disastrous when a strain of flu one of the test subjects suffered from is mutated and becomes a deadly plague that spreads across the Empire, causing physical changes resulting in the afflicted bearing a TOS-era appearance. Dr. Phlox of the Enterprise formulates a cure for the virus, but the physical alterations remain in the populace and are inherited by offspring. Phlox indicated that "someday" the physical alterations could be reversed.[24][25]

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the only g.i. joe animated movie I remember is one where this jackass slaps the ass of a female mechanic and in the end they fall in love

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    This thread has been nerded to the max

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was actually about to come in here and apologize for maximum nerding all over the place

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    klingons are the guys with cool swords right

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    klingons are the guys with cool swords right

    now standard issue in the british police force.

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    don't mess with that guy, he'll fuck you up

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bat'Leths were the ones they used most ceremonially (worf had one he got from his father and was trying to pass down to his son)

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah those things are cool

    as are explosions

    i hope they are in the movie

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    K'PLAH

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There is a lazy fly on your desk. It is so lazy. How do you attack it? Flick it? Open-palm hardstrike thunderclap? Airsoft gun?

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait. The Fast and the Furious movie has the entire main cast from all the movies!?

    Oh god I am watching the shit out of this so many goddamn times.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait. The Fast and the Furious movie has the entire main cast from all the movies!?

    Oh god I am watching the shit out of this so many goddamn times.

    no tyrese or bow wow :cry:

    its basically just the cast of the first movie

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's why I like Star Wars. You can explain everything with "THE FORCE"

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But like, the three main guys right.

    Oh and michelle rodriguez counts I guess.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Star Trek looks really fun. I really couldn't care less if it's true to the source material or whatever.

    My problem is that I have somehow acquired passionate feelings about star trek and I will be offended if it isn't completely canon

    I mean, fuck, I haven't even heard a good explanation for as to how they all got together on a ship prior to being assigned to the enterprise

    Spock served under the enterprises previous captain while kirk served elsewhere, then when kirk took over they became buddies

    Just pretend Q went back in time and is fiddling around cause he's bored.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Actually, the bad dude fiddled with time, which caused the classic Enterprise crew to meet up before they should have.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I never actually saw the G.I. Joe show when I was a kid, but Snake Eyes is the coolest dude and I found a Snake Eyes action figure in Target a while ago and I bought it just so I could have Snake Eyes standing on top of my book shelf, ever vigilant.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    mastman wrote: »
    you forgot Fast and the Furious 4 with the original cast!

    The proper title is

    4 Fast

    4 Furious
    uh

    the 4st and the 4ious

    do i even need to point that out?

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faust and the Fouriers

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh wow a shitty 30-minute toy commercial cartoon from the 80s getting made into a shitty movie?

    No thanks I already saw Transformers.

    Passs..

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am going to see GI joe for one reason

    baroness tits

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's Scarlett too. Hot redhead in skin tight leather does it for me.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am going to see G.I. Joe because Snake Eyes was running on a car that was flipping over and then he jumped and did a flip and that was so badass you guys

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Plus in another part there were at least 3 guys doing slow-motion flips at the same time. You can easily tell how awesome a movie's going to be based on how many people are in slow-motion in a single scene.

    Hotel for dogs: Nobody in slow motion ever=sucks

    300: Tons of guys in slow motion at the same time, half of them dying=awesome

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why the fuck does everything have to be Black Rubber? I don't remember any of the Joes other than Snake Eyes in Black Rubber.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    There's Scarlett too. Hot redhead in skin tight leather does it for me.
    hunter speaks for me.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh shit I just realized dr who was in this.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    Oh wow a shitty 30-minute toy commercial cartoon from the 80s getting made into a shitty movie?

    No thanks I already saw Transformers.

    Passs..

    G.I. Joe predates the 80's.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it's just that G.I. Joe was best in the 80s

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait.... Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Cobra Commander?

    I'm in line already.

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    i am going to see GI joe for one reason

    baroness tits

    That about covers it
    Hunter wrote:
    There's Scarlett too. Hot redhead in skin tight leather does it for me.

    That too.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    Faust and the Fouriers

    Specrum analysis of a pact with the devil? I'd watch that.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Faust and the Fouriers

    Specrum analysis of a pact with the devil? I'd watch that.

    I'm gonna pretend that instead of "spectrum analysis" you meant to type "speculum analysis"

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Captain K wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Faust and the Fouriers

    Specrum analysis of a pact with the devil? I'd watch that.

    I'm gonna pretend that instead of "spectrum analysis" you meant to type "speculum analysis"

    It's hard to run FT-IR analysis on a metal object used to do medical exams on a vagina.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jesus christ dude, I'm not talking about running an analysis on the speculum

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well I can't easily get a vagina into a potassium bromide salt pellet now, can I. How the hell can I get that into the instrument?

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it's getting sexier in here by the minute

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    oh shit I just realized dr who was in this.

    and a minigun

    i'm all set

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