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I can't feel my face I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

MysstMysst King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
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The dentist, ladies and gentleman. He is at once your best friend and your worst enemy. He shows his care for you by jamming metal objects in your mouth and yelling at you to floss more. And then, after it all, he makes you pay him mucho dinero. For example, I just paid $723 for a crown, and have two more to do! Hooray!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i thought this would be about john cena and his upcoming movie

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    only if you talk about his dental work

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had the worst dentist

    he sterilized things with a bic lighter right in front of me before sticking them in my mouth. at one point during my root canal when we had already tried like thirty little plastic roots and i was all fucked up on sedatives he and his two assistants just sat in the hallway and drank coffee and told jokes for ten minutes.

    also, i heard him say "OH SHIT" really loud when i was dozing off at one point

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have terrible teeth.

    I am scarily comfortable in a dentist's office, though, and always have been.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What do you call a doctor who fluncked out of medical school.

    A dentist.

    Who needs them? Same with the blacks and the jews.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this was my first ever post
    So, when I was about 8 or so, i had to have a cavity filled, I was terrified. I sat in the chair and wouldnt open my mouth or anything. What does my mom do to console her upset child?

    She drags me out of the chair, down the hall and into the bathroom, then proceeds to beat the shit out of me, telling me to stop complaining and just get it over with. Needless to say I had the cavity filled. However, I didnt go back to a dentist for 13 years after that.

    Last year, my wisdom teeth started hurting, so I sucked it up and went down to the ol' dentist...

    He took one look at my chart and said, "Hey! I remember you. You're that kid that got pummeled in my bathroom. I still tell all the bad kids about you, it usually works!"
    (To the nurses) "This is that kid that I was telling you about that got drug into the bathroom by his mom!"

    Laughter and merriment all around....

    Asshole dentist

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also, i can't feel my face either, but i think it's because i took some concerta.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have taken care of my teeth since childhood so the dentist is my friend.

    I am also a habitual chewer of toothpaste gum, so maybe that helps, I dunno.

    Hahaha, oh man CrackedLens that is a pretty excellent legacy.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got a sonic care toothbrush for Christmas and I must say it's pretty amazing.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's ok Kawika, at this point in time, I still have no feeling in my left big toe.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my first dentist called herself "Doctor Ruth the Tooth"

    it was on the building and everything

    spono on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this was my first ever post
    So, when I was about 8 or so, i had to have a cavity filled, I was terrified. I sat in the chair and wouldnt open my mouth or anything. What does my mom do to console her upset child?

    She drags me out of the chair, down the hall and into the bathroom, then proceeds to beat the shit out of me, telling me to stop complaining and just get it over with. Needless to say I had the cavity filled. However, I didnt go back to a dentist for 13 years after that.

    Last year, my wisdom teeth started hurting, so I sucked it up and went down to the ol' dentist...

    He took one look at my chart and said, "Hey! I remember you. You're that kid that got pummeled in my bathroom. I still tell all the bad kids about you, it usually works!"
    (To the nurses) "This is that kid that I was telling you about that got drug into the bathroom by his mom!"

    Laughter and merriment all around....

    Asshole dentist

    This is the best lesson in parenting.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    Hunter on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    you distract him, I'll shoot him in the back.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    my first dentist called herself "Doctor Ruth the Tooth"

    it was on the building and everything

    my friend's dad is an orthodentist with the last name Bonebreak. my friend is also in dental school right now, so in the future, it will be Bonebreak and Son, DDS. how badass is that?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I really like my dentist and have never had any problems

    But I also have no cavities and no wisdom teeth, so I've never needed anything doing beyond the usual polishing

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i thought this would be about john cena and his upcoming movie

    who and what?

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dentists are always hitting on me when I am in the office.

    "Ohh you have such strong teeth, Oh wow, so Hard and Strong."

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I went to the denty a few weeks ago to fill in a cracked tooth

    It was weird because it's the first time I've been there without being covered under my mom's plan

    So when it was done the receptionist was like "Eh, don't worry about it, we have your mom's card on file"

    "Oh, I'm not covered anymore, I'm over 21 now."

    "Eh... it's alright."

    Well alright!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    I shall serve as your second, Hunter, in the highly unlikely event that you take a direct shot through the heart.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i thought this would be about john cena and his upcoming movie

    who and what?

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    also, i'm thankful that i never had to deal with getting my wisdom teeth taken out

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    I shall serve as your second, Hunter, in the highly unlikely event that you take a direct shot through the heart.

    Uh count again there, buddy.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    admit it

    the steve martin that is currently starring in Pink Panther 2 is not as good as the Steve Martin from The Jerk

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
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    :^: :^:

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm British.

    Do I really need to say anymore? Some of the stereotypes are true.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    my first dentist called herself "Doctor Ruth the Tooth"

    it was on the building and everything

    my friend's dad is an orthodentist with the last name Bonebreak. my friend is also in dental school right now, so in the future, it will be Bonebreak and Son, DDS. how badass is that?

    that is fuckin' great

    I hope the chairs look like giant bones
    also he had better name his instruments things like "bonesmasher" and "the extractor"

    that'd be much better than dr. ruth's "Mister Thirsty"

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    don't care what anyone says, bringing down the house was a damn fine movie

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my mom has sweet insurance so my dental work doesn't cost that much

    but still i need to get a root canal and i refuse to do it unless i am hit over the head with a sledge hammer or something

    crwth on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm British.

    Do I really need to say anymore? Some of the stereotypes are true.

    Not for me

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm British.

    Do I really need to say anymore? Some of the stereotypes are true.

    Not for me

    You're not British. We disowned you. Sorry, we had a meeting, did you not get the memo?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i thought this would be about john cena and his upcoming movie

    who and what?

    12Rposter.jpg

    also, i'm thankful that i never had to deal with getting my wisdom teeth taken out

    Die Hard 3 II

    or

    The Marine II

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Uh count again there, buddy.

    Yeah, you posted, like, right before me, so you definitely get dibs. Are there thirds in pistol dueling? I could polish your cleats or something, I guess....

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    admit it

    the steve martin that is currently starring in Pink Panther 2 is not as good as the Steve Martin from The Jerk

    but Steve Martin on 30 Rock was fantastic

    Centipede Damascus on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    admit it

    the steve martin that is currently starring in Pink Panther 2 is not as good as the Steve Martin from The Jerk

    but Steve Martin on 30 Rock was fantastic

    one good showing every 5 years does not a comeback make

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    You know for a guy that gives me so much shit for my Favre loyalty you sure have a lot of tolerance for a guy that hasn't been funny in roughly 20 years.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    oh man

    i remember back when steve martin was funny

    Pistols at dawn sir

    You know for a guy that gives me so much shit for my Favre loyalty you sure have a lot of tolerance for a guy that hasn't been funny in roughly 20 years.

    I must break you.
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    his memoir is also great and is available in paperback right now!

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