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[miniphalla] Rhinoceros - Game Over, the rhinoceros is triumphant!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Just to make sure we have less people who have gone completely unseered, !(1)abotkin and !(2)Stewstick

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, the more I think about it, the more it feels like checking for the Rhinos in the unseered masses is a better use of our resources than looking for a previously seered convert. I'll probably change my seer targets later.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1) Malkor
    (2) Tehsloth


    I mean really if Malkor wins this

    I will be so mad

    Gumpy on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gumpy, I realize you are making up for an inactive yesterday, but we need to hit a Rhino today and Malkor definitely isn't starting the day as a Rhino. If we decide to vote him out, they won't bother to convert him. So there's really no up side toward voting Malkor out at the moment. Could you pick someone who isn't seered as a non-rhino as of this morning?

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But but but

    He's winning the yellow vote instead of daius >:

    !(1) Retract Malkor

    !(1)Abotkin

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well Gumpy, I can be bought you know.

    Malkor on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And I agree in a non-phalla context, Daius' story is certainly more deserving of reward. I even voted for it, before I voted against it.

    Darian on
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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Do you have a replacement/reserve for me? My basement has been flooded, doubt I'll have much time to devote to anything not water-related.

    Oats on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got plenty of reserves, but if you can vote tonight, that's fine too. At worse, you'll be replaced with another player when the next day starts.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think !(1)TehSloth is evil.

    I would vote to seer myself since I haven't been already. But I can't. Let's go with !(1)StewStick and !(2) Daius as I think they have not yet been seered.

    I think a Rhino would want to win the storytelling contest so by elimination (2 we know were good last we checked, I've already suggested seering Daius), !(2)abotkin.

    Lastly, we know !Malkor is currently good, so he wins the bonus.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    I got plenty of reserves, but if you can vote tonight, that's fine too. At worse, you'll be replaced with another player when the next day starts.

    Replace me.

    Oats on
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't trust !(1)abotkin either, since he voted for micro's picture.
    I also want !(1)zenpotato and !(2)enlightenedbum seered.

    Vote for me if you like awkward bad written girl/rhino love. The sparkles command you.

    MacGuffin on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oats wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    I got plenty of reserves, but if you can vote tonight, that's fine too. At worse, you'll be replaced with another player when the next day starts.

    Replace me.


    Alright.

    Dac Vin on
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh and: !(2)Oats replacement. Just to greet him friendly.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's a great idea.

    Who better than some random person who's not playing yet?

    No one that's who.

    (1)Gumpy

    (2)Oats' replacement

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lastly, we know !Malkor is currently good, so he wins the bonus.

    Dac Vin take note; voting integrity in competitions goes out the window when conversion mechanics are involved.

    Actually, just chalk it down to democracy never working.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I also really need the guard to keep on guarding me.

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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !abotkin and !Gumpy. Voting out a seered villager is dumb. :)

    !Darian and !Andrew Ryan. But really, seer me. I'm a villager.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I also really need the guard to keep on guarding me.
    Wait, why? I forget, should I know this. . .?

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I say (1) abotkin and (2) Darian just because.

    Seer (1) zenpotato and (2) Stewstick

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1)TehSloth and !(2)Oats/Oats' replacement.

    Daius on
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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    (1)abotkin and (2)tehsloth are as good a target as any. Sorry you two but we need to hit a rhino tonight.

    (1)stewstick and (2)Darian what are you two hiding over there?

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think a Rhino would want to win the storytelling contest so by elimination (2 we know were good last we checked, I've already suggested seering Daius), !(2)abotkin.

    Just pointing out that this is dumb reasoning. Last I checked, everyone should want to win the events. Two of the four even are seered villagers. It actually would make more sense at this point for a rhino to want to not submit something, so as to draw less attention to itself and make it more likely a village will get picked on.

    Also, this:
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I don't trust !(1)abotkin either, since he voted for micro's picture.

    Not a great reason to vote for me, why would I openly link myself to one of my compatriots if I was a rhino?

    I'm wholly in favor of seering me if you want, but all these red votes against me aren't going to help us win. I am not a rhino, and Dac Vin clearly said we need to hit a rhino today to stand any real chance of surviving.

    I'm going to put !(2)TehSloth as my second red vote and for now at least I'll leave my first on Darian.

    And to all those putting their votes on Oats' replacement: that seems like a waste of a vote (completely disregarding the fact that's it's just not very cool). If oats was a rhino, according to Dac Vin he'd be on the brink of victory if no rhino's are hit tonight, but he's bowing out rather than make a single last vote that might win him the game. I find it highly unlikely he'd be doing that, it much more stands to reason that he's a villager.

    Finally, here's a red vote count as of this post:

    abotkin 6
    TehSloth 5
    oats' replacement 3
    Darian 2
    enlightenedbum 2
    Gumpy 1
    Malkor 1
    Stew_Stick 1

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    (1)Daius
    (2)Stew_stick

    A good chance to clear my name.

    (1)Oats
    (2)TehSloth

    Stew_Stick on
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey, I don't like this vote business one bit. For self-preservation I'm going with (1)Abotkin and (2) oat's replacement, but I'd like to go on the record as saying I am currently not, nor have I previously spent any time as a rhinocerous. That is all.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can't Cyan vote for yourself, !(1)Stew_stick.

    And !(2)Darian, you've been talking a lot. Let's see if we should listen.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Just trying to do what I can for the village here. I'm going to retract (1)kime and (2)Gumpy in favor of (1)Stew_stick and (2)Daius. It seems at least somewhat interesting that (almost) no one followed my lead on enlightenedbum. Are my phalla senses that bad?

    Darian on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thirty minute left.

    Dac Vin on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Day Four has ended.

    Dac Vin on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Day four
    I will not surrender!



    The scene is set in a plain field. Two rhinoceros are talking to each other.

    RHINOCEROS 1
    You know, I never understood what was the deal with those last humans.

    RHINOCEROS 2
    Human is flawed, dear.

    RHINOCEROS 1
    I know, but what they just did...

    RHINOCEROS 2
    Standars human prat-

    RHINOCEROS 1
    It was awful.

    RHINOCEROS 2
    You're being overly dramatic!

    RHINOCEROS 1
    Am not! Take this Darian person, done a bunch of analysis, managed to peg one of us, what he got for his trouble? Someone threw dynamite at him! You can't go and tell me they are this dumb.

    RHINOCEROS 2
    Well, looks like they are. Then they tried to lynch someone who wasn't even in here, before setting both abotkin and TehSloth on fire! You can't make this up, but they just did.

    RHINOCEROS 1
    Well whatever. By the way, how are the newest going?

    RHINOCEROS 2
    We ended up accidentaly goring Stew_Stick, but the other recruit is all fine. Now we're all set for ultimate Conquest!

    RHINOCEROS 1
    Somehow, I think it was a bit too easy.


    abotkin - Not a rhino
    TehSloth - Not a rhino
    Darian - Not a rhino
    Stew_Stick - Take a wild guess...


    Village victory is now impossible, for the rhinoceros control the vote! RHINOCEROS VICTORY!



    Post Mortem coming tomorrow morning, but in case inspiration and life story escape me: I'm so sorry village, I didn't mean to be this cruel on you :cry:

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Any chance I got converted at the end so I can call it my victory?

    I was wrong about TehSloth, oops :(.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So.... enlightenedbum?

    Darian on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Any chance I got converted at the end so I can call it my victory?

    I was wrong about TehSloth, oops :(.

    Nope, zenpotato was the lucky last night convert for the win.

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    Incredibly boring rhino boards here:

    http://hornyrhino.proboards.com/index.cgi

    There are less than 100 posts.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    So.... enlightenedbum?
    Yes :lol:. We should follow your logic more.

    Lucky zenpotato. . .

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The worst thing about last night is that BOTH the seer and the vigilante targeted Darian.

    Plus, the vigilante that night was zenpotato. Who basically hogged the random special spot for three days straight. (vig on day 2, seer on 3, then vig again on 4)

    Dac Vin on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, really, I was expecting a fairly easy rhino win. The only question is just how unbalanced you made it... how many conversions per night, and how many rhinos did they start with?
    *scurries off to skim through the rhinoboard*

    Darian on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    4 of us, 1 of each per night.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Well, really, I was expecting a fairly easy rhino win. The only question is just how unbalanced you made it... how many conversions per night, and how many rhinos did they start with?
    *scurries off to skim through the rhinoboard*


    The answer is, 4 starting was too much rhinoceros. 2-3 would have been a better start.

    Dac Vin on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why did I die again? I'm so confused...

    Hahaha,
    From the Proboards:
    I think I'll use my daily on Micro
    Oh nuts Micro you're screwed.

    Tommy2Hands on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why did I die again? I'm so confused...

    Hahaha,
    From the Proboards:
    I think I'll use my daily on Micro
    Oh nuts Micro you're screwed.


    Your other choice was enlightenedbum, so it was a win-win regardless.:P

    Dac Vin on
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