Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "SE++ Story Time", by Rankenphile

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I laughed at this for about 30 seconds straight

Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: SE++ Story Time
Posted by: Rankenphile


Original Content:

or the time I was living out of my car got arrested on dui charges and the cop found the picture of my brother passed out with a dude hanging a sausage out his fly and sticking it in his passed out mouth and the cop thought I had gay porn on me and put it in the traffic report

that don't happen when you're comfy

A duck!

Rankenphile always has the best stories. I kind of enjoy being normal, though.

Rankenphile

the best part was that my attorney is my brother's father-in-law

explaining that the part in the police report that read "trafficking male gay pornography" was "your son-in-law got wasted and had a hot dog in his mouth" was an interesting experience I'm yet to live down

Belruel

aaahahahaha oh dear lord

Scooter

Gay porn is illegal in WI? Do you guys stop the internet at border crossings?

Rankenphile

washington

and it wasn't illegal, I wasn't charged with it, the cop just felt obliged to include it in the arrest report

which was, you know, nice of him

Darmak

Ahahahahaha, I'm at work and now people are looking at me.

Belruel

rank your life should be a sitcom, you have the best stories

Olivaw

Belruel wrote: »

rank your life should be a sitcom, you have the best stories

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