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Bitch, where's my umbrella

HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of AuRegistered User regular
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http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/02/09/la_times_reports_chris_brown_was_arreste

This takes "I'm hittin' that" to a whole new level.

Really, you're banging this and you decide to smack it around in public. Also, you lose your advertising gig with Wrigley's gum. What a dumbass. GG Chris Brown, some R&B singer I've never heard of. Way to keep it real.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    this does not matter

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    holy shit look at all those goddam flowers

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    fark.com

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    I am very surprised you made this thread, Hunter.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    the eternal music success story

    small beginnings, rise to stardom, fall from grace upon smacking one's bitch up

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Who the hell is Chris Brown?

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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    Chris Brown is Usher jr.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    this does not matter

    Violence is a pretty shitty thing.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    I am very surprised you made this thread, Hunter.

    I find it hilarious

    Especially after I recently watched a video of Sean Connery talking about slapping women being OK.

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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    Disturbia!!!!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

    Draw us a diagram.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread via a picture linked by Hunter, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Quality fucking title

    AY YO SATAN
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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    whoa

    gross

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    <insert some sort of witty statement using a hilarious yet subtle changing of song lyrics>

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

    It's getting hot in here

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i had no idea this thread was about rihanna at all

    so i clicked on it, ready to post a youtube link of the umbrella music video

    only to find out such a link would be topical

    now i don't want to do it

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i had no idea this thread was about rihanna at all

    so i clicked on it, ready to post a youtube link of the umbrella music video

    only to find out such a link would be topical

    now i don't want to do it

    Do it or I'll smack you around before a large industry gathering

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    We shouldn't judge the guy harshly. We don't know the whole story.

    Maybe she refused to pay for gas.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    instead i will post a white girl doing a really weird acoustic cover

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589Mvlz6LWE

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    <insert some sort of witty statement using a hilarious yet subtle changing of song lyrics>

    If anyone knew any of his fucking lyrics.

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    scarab you have mental problems
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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Isn't she covering the Biffy Clyro (sp?) cover?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    instead i will post a white girl doing a really weird acoustic cover

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589Mvlz6LWE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMB6YOWzQMY

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    And it's only fair I post the

    reeeeemix


    So much for being his cinderella.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    you had me up until the baby part

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Live Your Life is a pretty good song

    not just as a catchy pop song

    but it's actually got a decent message behind it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

    gonna kill myself for actually understanding all of this now

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  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

    gonna kill myself for actually understanding all of this now
    Lets make that a suicide pact.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    you had me up until the baby part

    hey

    i might be hungry in 9 months

    you never know

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    wook you can simply eat a tree

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    Ooh my god kieth i love you. i was so gonna link that. so gay for many moore, if it could be called gay to like a girl.


    Also does anyone think it's just a name thing?

    Bobby Brown AND Chris Brown both date some of the biggest RnB stars of their respective time periods and both slap em around a bit.

    We're caught in a time vortex

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    The more details that come out of this, the more depressing it really is.

    He allegedly took the keys and left her in the car on the side of the road.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    Ain't got no time for no hatahs just live your life

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