Bitch, where's my umbrella

PiptheFair

Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »

OFF TOPIC : did anyone watch the college humor show on MTV last weekend? it was...ok, but it seemed like they were trying too hard.

hmmm

Darth Waiter

Callius wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

how does a face 'ask' for a facial

You talk out yo' face, don't ya?

Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?

Dr. Frenchenstein

PiptheFair wrote: »

Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »

OFF TOPIC : did anyone watch the college humor show on MTV last weekend? it was...ok, but it seemed like they were trying too hard.

hmmm

I don't get it. Human Giant was on MTV and that show was pretty damn funny. I'll give quirky comedy a try no matter what channel.

The Geek

A duck! wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

A duck! wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

A duck! wrote: »

I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

I don't. Please clarify.

I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.

I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

I don't know why, but I find this post to be wonderful.

satansfingers

Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »

Chris Brown has associated with almost everyone in the hiphop/R&B world.

Honestly, i think Lil Wayne has too. they get around.

lil wayne is kind of a cameo slut

Anjin-San

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

cj iwakura wrote: »

I'm still not entirely sure what that song is about.

YAAAAHHH

Alternatively stop being so white

YAAAAH YAAAAAAH BITCH

Callius

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?

Yes.

Yes.

Darth Waiter

Callius wrote: »

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?

Yes.

Yes.

Very well, I'll mark that down here...aaaaannnnndd, do you think that most women need facials?

Teslan26

Burden of Proof wrote: »

prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

r. kelly isn't even in prison.

he never did anything wrong, did he?

NotASenator

Please try to check the date on a thread before you reply to it.

lostwords

check yoself before you wreck yoself

now that they're back together, can i listen to chris brown's songs without feeling dirty again? i love forever and with you

Butler

lostwords wrote: »

check yoself before you wreck yoself

now that they're back together, can i listen to chris brown's songs without feeling dirty again? i love forever and with you

yes you can

rihanna and chris are now orbiting about a common center of shame so we're all off the hook

Butters

They may be back together again but Brown is still scheduled to be arraigned April 6th. That photo is gonna be tough to shake.

Teslan26 wrote: »

Burden of Proof wrote: »

prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

r. kelly isn't even in prison.

he never did anything wrong, did he?

Of course not. Neither did O.J.

Ivar

Chris Brown - If I Hit That

Bedigunz

If the boxing glove doesn't fit, you must acquit

Hunter

Butters wrote: »

They may be back together again but Brown is still scheduled to be arraigned April 6th. That photo is gonna be tough to shake.

Teslan26 wrote: »

Burden of Proof wrote: »

prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

r. kelly isn't even in prison.

he never did anything wrong, did he?

Of course not. Neither did O.J.

Racist cops planted his fist on Rihanna's face.

lostwords

i was flipping through my roommate's copy of US Weekly and it had a whole section about chris brown having fun and carefree after the whole incident, particularly pictures of him rocking out on a jet ski and how its horrible and he feels no remorse





cmon, he was on a fuckin jet ski, you can't help but smile.

Butler

That's pretty fucking stupid as far as managing his own PR goes.

lostwords

well, i think the problem was that he has no pr firm working for him, because most of them refused to work with him after the incident, i think

god, why do i know this shit?

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

well, i think the problem was that he has no pr firm working for him, because most of them refused to work with him after the incident, i think

god, why do i know this shit?

Because you have a vagina and read gossip magazines while shopping for shoes at the mall.

SporkAndrew

That is just about the happiest picture I've ever seen.

Hunter

He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

ThatDudeOverThere

nothin cause you already done told her twice

wait, did I already miss that part?

GRMike

Hunter wrote: »

He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

Hunter

GRMike wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet.

Now beating a fellow celebrity you're dating in your Ferrari. That's fucking old school Ike Turner shit.

Also, my title for this thread still makes me chuckle.

redfenix

this thread should just be fiz posting over and over

Butters

Hunter wrote: »

All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet

It's weird enough to qualify as statutory rape and if memory serves me correct the pissing video was only one of many videos where he had sex with a 14-year-old. He denied being the man in those videos and a jury of retards acquitted him.

He was also illegally married to Aaliyah when she was 15 whom he'd been working with since she was 12 (odd of him tapping that are 100%) and his ex-wife once had an emergency protective order against him for a while.

R. Kelly is a pedophile piece of shit worse than Ike and Chris Brown put together.

Clint Eastwood

CNN's front page tells me that some fucker decided to make an ad recreating the "rihanna beating" for some reason.

Ivar

I'M ON A JETSKI, MOTHERFUCKER

RocketScience

Hunter wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet.

Now beating a fellow celebrity you're dating in your Ferrari. That's fucking old school Ike Turner shit.

Also, my title for this thread still makes me chuckle.

I liked that obituary titled "Ike beats Tina to death."

bwanie

this is ten times more hilarious than it has any right to be:

SporkAndrew

Should've used the jetski face from the other picture.

bwanie

i think the last pic used is sufficientely smug.

anywho it's not mine or anything

Goatmon

That's awesome, but it's still not as funny as the "Can you beat her" signature.

Dublo7

How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

Butler

Dublo7 wrote: »

How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

People lie to themselves so they don't have to feel conflicted about anything for even a second.

bent

there's a large amount of people who already paid for a Chris Brown album

they'd look stupid if they acknowledged that anything happened

Tox

Ella

Ella

Ey

Ey

Ey

Under my um-buh-rella.

beavotron

i'm breakin' dishes up in here
all night uh-huh
i ain't gon' stop until i see po-lice lights
uh-huh
i'mma fight a man tonight
i'mma fight a man tonight
i'mma fight a man
a man
a ma-a-a-a-a-n
a man
a man
a ma-a-a-a-n

Darkness Mundus

This is the first time I've set my gaze upon this thread. That mandy moore video? She stares at me quite creepily.