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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2009

    OFF TOPIC : did anyone watch the college humor show on MTV last weekend? it was...ok, but it seemed like they were trying too hard.

    hmmm

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how does a face 'ask' for a facial
    You talk out yo' face, don't ya?

    Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    OFF TOPIC : did anyone watch the college humor show on MTV last weekend? it was...ok, but it seemed like they were trying too hard.

    hmmm

    I don't get it. Human Giant was on MTV and that show was pretty damn funny. I'll give quirky comedy a try no matter what channel.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

    I don't know why, but I find this post to be wonderful.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chris Brown has associated with almost everyone in the hiphop/R&B world.

    Honestly, i think Lil Wayne has too. they get around.

    lil wayne is kind of a cameo slut

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I'm still not entirely sure what that song is about.

    YAAAAHHH

    Alternatively stop being so white

    YAAAAH YAAAAAAH BITCH

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?
    Yes.

    Yes.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Callius, does Dita von Teese need a facial?
    Yes.

    Yes.

    Very well, I'll mark that down here...aaaaannnnndd, do you think that most women need facials?

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

    r. kelly isn't even in prison.

    he never did anything wrong, did he?

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Please try to check the date on a thread before you reply to it.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    check yoself before you wreck yoself

    now that they're back together, can i listen to chris brown's songs without feeling dirty again? i love forever and with you

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    check yoself before you wreck yoself

    now that they're back together, can i listen to chris brown's songs without feeling dirty again? i love forever and with you

    yes you can

    rihanna and chris are now orbiting about a common center of shame so we're all off the hook

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    They may be back together again but Brown is still scheduled to be arraigned April 6th. That photo is gonna be tough to shake.
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

    r. kelly isn't even in prison.

    he never did anything wrong, did he?

    Of course not. Neither did O.J.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Chris Brown - If I Hit That

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If the boxing glove doesn't fit, you must acquit

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    They may be back together again but Brown is still scheduled to be arraigned April 6th. That photo is gonna be tough to shake.
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    prison? come on, he's a celebrity.

    r. kelly isn't even in prison.

    he never did anything wrong, did he?

    Of course not. Neither did O.J.

    Racist cops planted his fist on Rihanna's face.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i was flipping through my roommate's copy of US Weekly and it had a whole section about chris brown having fun and carefree after the whole incident, particularly pictures of him rocking out on a jet ski and how its horrible and he feels no remorse


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    cmon, he was on a fuckin jet ski, you can't help but smile.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's pretty fucking stupid as far as managing his own PR goes.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    well, i think the problem was that he has no pr firm working for him, because most of them refused to work with him after the incident, i think

    god, why do i know this shit?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    well, i think the problem was that he has no pr firm working for him, because most of them refused to work with him after the incident, i think

    god, why do i know this shit?

    Because you have a vagina and read gossip magazines while shopping for shoes at the mall.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    That is just about the happiest picture I've ever seen.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nothin cause you already done told her twice

    wait, did I already miss that part?

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

    I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

    I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

    All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet.

    Now beating a fellow celebrity you're dating in your Ferrari. That's fucking old school Ike Turner shit.

    Also, my title for this thread still makes me chuckle.

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    this thread should just be fiz posting over and over

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet

    It's weird enough to qualify as statutory rape and if memory serves me correct the pissing video was only one of many videos where he had sex with a 14-year-old. He denied being the man in those videos and a jury of retards acquitted him.

    He was also illegally married to Aaliyah when she was 15 whom he'd been working with since she was 12 (odd of him tapping that are 100%) and his ex-wife once had an emergency protective order against him for a while.

    R. Kelly is a pedophile piece of shit worse than Ike and Chris Brown put together.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood I'm At Your House On The Hill. I Fucked Your Girl And Your Neighbor.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    CNN's front page tells me that some fucker decided to make an ad recreating the "rihanna beating" for some reason.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'M ON A JETSKI, MOTHERFUCKER

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    He looks almost photoshopped. He's the happiest little abusive R&B star in the world.

    I think there is video of R. Kelly on a ferris wheel somewhere.

    All R.Kelly did was piss on an underage girl who still consented to it. Sure it's weird and she was young, but really it's not that weird considering what's on the internet.

    Now beating a fellow celebrity you're dating in your Ferrari. That's fucking old school Ike Turner shit.

    Also, my title for this thread still makes me chuckle.

    I liked that obituary titled "Ike beats Tina to death."

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    this is ten times more hilarious than it has any right to be:

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Should've used the jetski face from the other picture.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i think the last pic used is sufficientely smug.

    anywho it's not mine or anything

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's awesome, but it's still not as funny as the "Can you beat her" signature.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

    People lie to themselves so they don't have to feel conflicted about anything for even a second.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited March 2009
    there's a large amount of people who already paid for a Chris Brown album

    they'd look stupid if they acknowledged that anything happened

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ella

    Ella

    Ey

    Ey

    Ey

    Under my um-buh-rella.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i'm breakin' dishes up in here
    all night uh-huh
    i ain't gon' stop until i see po-lice lights
    uh-huh
    i'mma fight a man tonight
    i'mma fight a man tonight
    i'mma fight a man
    a man
    a ma-a-a-a-a-n
    a man
    a man
    a ma-a-a-a-n

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is the first time I've set my gaze upon this thread. That mandy moore video? She stares at me quite creepily.

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