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YO DAWG WE PUT FAT IN YO EAT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YO FAT

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, 50 cent boneless wings at Buffolo Wild Wings tonight, gonna grab 16 on my way to work.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Shit, I need to find me a place like that. Cheap as shit buffalo wings. no matter if they taste bad, it's still worth it.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    Butter that bacon, boy!
    But dad my heart hurts!

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    Sgt. PilcherSgt. Pilcher regular
    edited February 2009
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    why am I reminded of 300 and a bunch of skinned people D:D:D:

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    why am I reminded of 300 and a bunch of skinned people D:D:D:
    These are the hunters of men's souls! The Immortals!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HOLY FUCK BACONAISE

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HOLY SHIT

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    edited February 2009
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WANT GUAC

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I keep reading the title as "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE EAT" and getting really confused

    maybe this means I should go to bed

    maybe it means you should eat something

    question one: have you been fasting for the past week

    question two: eat a steak

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    god damn it I made myself hungry. I haven't eaten anything good at my house in days

    there is simply no food here

    I'm slightly drunk, by myself, and hungry

    I think I'm gonna walk to the 7-11 and listen to animal collective on the way

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    at 7-11? even if I could I'm not sure you would really want them

    I'll probably just buy a box of lucky charms and some milk and survive on that for the next couple days

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    and get some triscuits

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bought some pop tarts

    got a box of 6 for $1.50 because they wouldn't scan and the guy at the counter decided it was worth $1.50 (more like $5 8-))

    and now my cat is being loving

    tonight is a rad

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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Oh I just realized:

    If anyone here pronounces "wine" and "whine" differently I would love to hear it.

    It's kind of subtle, but;

    w-eye-n (wine)

    why-nnn (whine)

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my mom was just talking to me about some radio interview with joss hweedon

    at least, that's how she pronounced it

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey.

    Hey, you guys.

    Guess what I just won.
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    It's not much, but I won it. And that makes it awesome.

    To me.

    Kind of.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that's not very awesome

    in fact you're dealing with the wrong end of the awesome/horrible spectrum, here

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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Nope, cooking burgers and frying french fries in lard is why.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9N4Y1DpTxs

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    I'm not a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nope, cooking burgers and frying french fries in lard is why.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9N4Y1DpTxs

    wanna fucking live in that place

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i had a starbucks coffee, a bigmac with bacon, large fries with extra salt, and a marlboro red for breakfast

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had some noodles and some soup. Salty as all hell.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    how the fuck am I supposed to eat that shirt

    huh?

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

    Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

    I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

    I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Follow this link to see why I and fat and still fucking women.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guys, i was eating a hershey bar at my desk and apparently a few pieces fell on my chair and melted without me noticing till now and now i look like a big poopy butt with a stain on my jeans. how do i stop the other kids from making fun of me? and why am i sooooo fat?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    just start telling people you poo chocolate

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man, i wish. if i pooped out ferrero rochers or little lindt lindor truffles, i'd spend half the day on the pooper

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So the Arizona nursing board is upset that some tarts dressed like cheap strippers working in a fast food place are called "nurses"... because I'm sure a lot of people will confuse them for real nurses huh?

    Uh oh, look out strip clubs and batchelor parties everywhere.

    Lol "should real doctors be upset about Dr. Pepper?" haha that guy is such a douche.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

    Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

    I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

    I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.
    I wouldn't say it's absolutely awful. It's mediocre steak.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    So the Arizona nursing board is upset that some tarts dressed like cheap strippers working in a fast food place are called "nurses"... because I'm sure a lot of people will confuse them for real nurses huh?

    Uh oh, look out strip clubs and batchelor parties everywhere.


    Talk about having a bug up your butt. About something so menial and stupid!

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would think they have a better shot at a discrimination lawsuit. They obviously would not hire old or unattractive women, or men for that matter.. I don't know how places like Hooters get away with it.

    Seriously what is that job interview like?
    "well your resume looks fine, 3 years at TGI Fridays, 16 months at Chili's, good recommendation from your bosses... ok, now show us your tits".

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

    Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

    I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

    I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.
    I wouldn't say it's absolutely awful. It's mediocre steak.

    if they're giving it away for free it better be at best mediocre

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I really want to find one of these food challenge places near me

    pop in every week to get a good big free meal

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My dad and I caught this on TV the other day, but you can follow the links and find out why some of these are kinda gross

    Top 10 places to pig out

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    good god I would destroy a 72 hour steak and sides right now

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuck it I am going to Mcdonald's

    awm nawm nawm

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Little Ceasers.

    Pizza Pizza. 6.50 gets you a large 1 topping, some crazy bread, and some dipping sauce.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    four and a half pounds, man

    that weight is now all in you

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    four and a half pounds, man

    that weight is now all in you

    seven pounds, that weight is all in Will Smith

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