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Morkath

ASimPerson wrote: »

Oh I just realized:

If anyone here pronounces "wine" and "whine" differently I would love to hear it.

It's kind of subtle, but;

w-eye-n (wine)

why-nnn (whine)

seizureorbs

my mom was just talking to me about some radio interview with joss hweedon

at least, that's how she pronounced it

Cyvros

Hey.

Hey, you guys.

Guess what I just won.

Spoiler:

It's not much, but I won it. And that makes it awesome.

To me.

Kind of.

Faricazy

that's not very awesome

in fact you're dealing with the wrong end of the awesome/horrible spectrum, here

Serenity Rose

Nope, cooking burgers and frying french fries in lard is why.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9N4Y1DpTxs

PiptheFair

Serenity Rose wrote: »

Nope, cooking burgers and frying french fries in lard is why.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9N4Y1DpTxs

wanna fucking live in that place

tugga

i had a starbucks coffee, a bigmac with bacon, large fries with extra salt, and a marlboro red for breakfast

Peter Ebel

I had some noodles and some soup. Salty as all hell.

spono

how the fuck am I supposed to eat that shirt

huh?

GRMike

I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.

Peter Ebel

Follow this link to see why I and fat and still fucking women.

lostwords

guys, i was eating a hershey bar at my desk and apparently a few pieces fell on my chair and melted without me noticing till now and now i look like a big poopy butt with a stain on my jeans. how do i stop the other kids from making fun of me? and why am i sooooo fat?

Fandyien

just start telling people you poo chocolate

lostwords

man, i wish. if i pooped out ferrero rochers or little lindt lindor truffles, i'd spend half the day on the pooper

jwalk

So the Arizona nursing board is upset that some tarts dressed like cheap strippers working in a fast food place are called "nurses"... because I'm sure a lot of people will confuse them for real nurses huh?

Uh oh, look out strip clubs and batchelor parties everywhere.

Lol "should real doctors be upset about Dr. Pepper?" haha that guy is such a douche.

SithDrummer

GRMike wrote: »

I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.

I wouldn't say it's absolutely awful. It's mediocre steak.

chrishallett83

jwalk wrote: »

So the Arizona nursing board is upset that some tarts dressed like cheap strippers working in a fast food place are called "nurses"... because I'm sure a lot of people will confuse them for real nurses huh?

Uh oh, look out strip clubs and batchelor parties everywhere.

Talk about having a bug up your butt. About something so menial and stupid!

jwalk

I would think they have a better shot at a discrimination lawsuit. They obviously would not hire old or unattractive women, or men for that matter.. I don't know how places like Hooters get away with it.

Seriously what is that job interview like?
"well your resume looks fine, 3 years at TGI Fridays, 16 months at Chili's, good recommendation from your bosses... ok, now show us your tits".

Raneados

SithDrummer wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.

I wouldn't say it's absolutely awful. It's mediocre steak.

if they're giving it away for free it better be at best mediocre

Raneados

I really want to find one of these food challenge places near me

pop in every week to get a good big free meal

Bucketman

My dad and I caught this on TV the other day, but you can follow the links and find out why some of these are kinda gross

Top 10 places to pig out

Raneados

good god I would destroy a 72 hour steak and sides right now

Raneados

fuck it I am going to Mcdonald's

awm nawm nawm

Bucketman

Little Ceasers.

Pizza Pizza. 6.50 gets you a large 1 topping, some crazy bread, and some dipping sauce.

SithDrummer

four and a half pounds, man

that weight is now all in you

Bucketman

SithDrummer wrote: »

four and a half pounds, man

that weight is now all in you

seven pounds, that weight is all in Will Smith

spono

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

spono

Raneados wrote: »

good god I would destroy a 72 hour steak and sides right now

I'm not sure I could eat for three days straight

GRMike

Raneados wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

I would eat a Triple Bypass. The Quad looks daunting.

Dr. Girlfriend's family lives outside of Amarillo, TX. Home of the Big Texan Steak House and the infamous 72 oz. "eat all of it and it's free" steak.

I'm a bigger fan of the Bourdain version, but here is a clip of it on Man vs Food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_gmsWG4yY

I'd like to attempt this, but from what Dr. G's family says the restaurant is absolutely awful.

I wouldn't say it's absolutely awful. It's mediocre steak.

if they're giving it away for free it better be at best mediocre

I think they were talking about the food the regular customers eat. It is a tourist trap. If you are going to spend 20 bucks on a meal... get a good meal.

The Far Side

Where can you get a "good meal" for only 20 dollars

GRMike

Several places.

The Geek

Little Caeser's is great cheap pizza. Their deep dish is quite good.

SithDrummer

Bucketman wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

four and a half pounds, man

that weight is now all in you

seven pounds, that weight is all in Will Smith

72 oz is it not?

edit: oh I get it

Bucketman

spono wrote: »

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

yeah but when I get together with my friends and theres like 6-10 of us, I can either get Pizza Hut, Pappa Johns, or one of the local places and spend $25 on a large, or we can bit the bullet and spend more on beer and get ourselves 5 large pizza's.

I mean it may taste like cardboard, but its cheap pizza. and thats what counts.

The Geek

Bucketman wrote: »

spono wrote: »

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

yeah but when I get together with my friends and theres like 6-10 of us, I can either get Pizza Hut, Pappa Johns, or one of the local places and spend $25 on a large, or we can bit the bullet and spend more on beer and get ourselves 5 large pizza's.

I mean it may taste like cardboard, but its cheap pizza. and thats what counts.

No, taste counts too.

I just happen to think LC's tastes pretty good. When it comes to major chains, I think I like them the best.

spono

Bucketman wrote: »

spono wrote: »

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

yeah but when I get together with my friends and theres like 6-10 of us, I can either get Pizza Hut, Pappa Johns, or one of the local places and spend $25 on a large, or we can bit the bullet and spend more on beer and get ourselves 5 large pizza's.

I mean it may taste like cardboard, but its cheap pizza. and thats what counts.

in that case, little caesar's works great

what about the 5-5-5 deal though? I can't remember if it's domino's or pizza hut

might be a better deal

Bucketman

spono wrote: »

Bucketman wrote: »

spono wrote: »

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

yeah but when I get together with my friends and theres like 6-10 of us, I can either get Pizza Hut, Pappa Johns, or one of the local places and spend $25 on a large, or we can bit the bullet and spend more on beer and get ourselves 5 large pizza's.

I mean it may taste like cardboard, but its cheap pizza. and thats what counts.

in that case, little caesar's works great

what about the 5-5-5 deal though? I can't remember if it's domino's or pizza hut

might be a better deal

THe only domino's out here burned down ages ago.
But oh man, when I went to Ball State, the domino's out there had the best deal, a medium 1 topping pizza for $2 on Friday and Saturday nights. The catch was you coulden't get delivery unless at least 10 where ordered. So typically someone would go around with a collection and a dorm would wind up getting 50 delivered.

and Geek: I agree, freshly made its great pizza, but when you get the one thats sat around for hours then it tastes like pooizza

chrishallett83

spono wrote: »

yeah but little caesar's is terrible

There is a place called Little Ceasars in Mundaring, Western Austraila which has fucking unbelievable pizza. Real world-class goodies. In face they have won so many awards, they can legitimately claim to have the best pizza in the southern hemisphere, Their "Mudhoney" dessert pizza is just amazing...

Moriveth

Mountain Mikes is the best pizza chain. There is no fucking debating this, motherfuckers.

spono

the closest Mountain Mikes is 66 miles from here, dickass

why do you have to taunt me with unattainable pizza