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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    evander can I ask you a question that you haven't dreamed of?

    You can try.

    I have some pretty freaky dreams.
    why do jews have curly hair?

    covers the horns better. Think about a Jewfro (or, as I prefer to call it, a Hebro) and then think about just plain old long straight hair. You need the volume to cover the horns right.
    then why do I have curly hair, I'm not jewish

    ITT: proof against intelligent design
    damn right, no god paying attention would have given me this awesome head of hair

  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Cloudman wrote: »
    naw he's the gay uncle

    does anybody NOT have a gay uncle?

    mine passed away

    do i get a new one

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    i don't have a gay uncle but i do have a communist uncle does that count.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

    ALL THE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    Hunter wrote: »
    is queermo like the 4th marx brother

    He's the one who drank cosmos and designed Groucho's wardrobe

    Actually Zeppo was the fourth Marx brother.

    Queermo would be the sixth (I think)

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I used to work under a gay man and had two gay co-workers. We hung out ALL the time. They were good dudes. I have nothing against them as people.

    I have black friends. That doesn't mean that I can run around saying the n-word.

    Then why have them?
    I love you very much

    It's an easy game to hate
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    naw he's the gay uncle

    does anybody NOT have a gay uncle?

    mine passed away

    do i get a new one
    i would let you have mine but then i'll be out of gay family members, and we can't be having that.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

    ALL THE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

    We love you Natalie

    I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • ObiFettObiFett Phalla Bounty Hunter Seeking ContractsRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.

    I believe you're full of shit.

    Let's agree to disagree and keep our personal beliefs out of the legal decisions of others. In this case, the gay and lesbian community, bisexuals, the pillow biters, ass pirates, dykes, queermos, lipstick lezzies, and/or f4gg0rtZ.

    You can believe what you want. I'm being perfectly open, honest, and fairly level-headed throughout this whole thread. There's no reason to think I'm lying or trying to decieve you.

    Fair enough. Agreeing to disagree is where most debates between people already polarized usually end up. The good thing, though, was the discussion. Glad I could find a place where people generally don't reduce themselves down to shouting match over a heated topic.

    Phalla Bounty Board coming soon...
  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

    Meh. Natalie Portman is old news.

    Now Scarlett Johansson, there is one hot Jewess!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    i don't have a gay uncle but i do have a communist uncle does that count.
    we'll allow it, but only if he did some sinful experimenting during college.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I do find the current definition of marriage to be religiously sacred to me.

    Do you honestly think that it is okay to push your personal religious beliefs on other people through legislation?

    I dunno. Seems to explain our policy concerning Israel.

    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.



    You know we send aid to Palestine as well, right? Not nearly as much, but we also don't have mutually beneficial intelligence and defense deals worked out with them either.

    And yet the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable. Which is acting on a religious issue that just so happens to have geo-political significance.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Hunter wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

    ALL THE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

    ALL THE JEWS, I'M TALKING TO YOU

    we love you natalie!

    I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.

    And I believe gay people can be in love with each other and should be able to become family, in a church that accepts them, if they so desire. I don't think it's particularly sacred, but I believe it makes society a better place to live in for all concerned.

    That's why the institution of marriage should be open to anyone who wants in.


    Now explain to me why your beliefs should be written into law (constitutionally or otherwise) and mine shouldn't.

    Your beliefs require me to behave differently, and prevent some people from freely exercising their religious beliefs, while my argument requires that you, um, continue to exercise your religious beliefs as you see fit. :|

    If you read my above posts again you'll note that if this is your argument, you have to do it through Constitutional Amendments. It would be patently unconstitutional and against the guiding principles of our Republic to make an argument for legislation based on that logic.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Zeppo was featured in Duck Soup, wasn't he

    duck soup was amazing

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.
    You realize you're not the only religion around, right? Other religions have marriages too? Which is no different than gays getting married?

    In short, you're incredibly stupid.

    Well, then what merit does the government have in getting anybody married? Why should it be regulated by the government?

    Spoiler:
  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.

    I believe you're full of shit.

    Let's agree to disagree and keep our personal beliefs out of the legal decisions of others. In this case, the gay and lesbian community, bisexuals, the pillow biters, ass pirates, dykes, queermos, lipstick lezzies, and/or f4gg0rtZ.

    You can believe what you want. I'm being perfectly open, honest, and fairly level-headed throughout this whole thread. There's no reason to think I'm lying or trying to decieve you.

    Fair enough. Agreeing to disagree is where most debates between people already polarized usually end up. The good thing, though, was the discussion. Glad I could find a place where people generally don't reduce themselves down to shouting match over a heated topic.

    we usually just talk about cocks and dicks, Debate and Discourse does this sort of thing, but more tidily and with more pretension

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    oh great, Jigrah has arrived to pinch a huge smelly loaf right in the middle of the thread.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Obi do you at least see the line between your church's definition of marriage and what the state's definition of marriage should be?

    Because one is opt-in, and the other applies to every single resident of said state.

  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.
    You realize you're not the only religion around, right? Other religions have marriages too? Which is no different than gays getting married?

    In short, you're incredibly stupid.

    Well, then what merit does the government have in getting anybody married? Why should it be regulated by the government?

    Because tax laws need to address a union, as well as property laws, next of kin, inheritance, and many other legal decisions. It's just the nature of the beast.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.
    You realize you're not the only religion around, right? Other religions have marriages too? Which is no different than gays getting married?

    In short, you're incredibly stupid.

    Well, then what merit does the government have in getting anybody married? Why should it be regulated by the government?

    Because straight white men might start getting AIDS and thus ruining the whole plan

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    oh no not the big ol' mean gubbment

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Well, then what merit does the government have in getting anybody married? Why should it be regulated by the government?

    Taxes.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    I get checks from the government, and I spend it on beer!

    Mexican beer! That's the cheapest of all beers.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Heterosexual men are so afraid of getting fucked in the ass by a gay, they need to legally remind everybody that the gays are yucky.

    Seriously, it's the intellectual position of a 5 year old. I'm going to say that Billy has cooties so that he can't share medical insurance and property rights with Steve.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I get checks from the government, and I spend it on beer!

    Mexican beer! That's the cheapest of all beers.
    false

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    oh wait you said beer

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.
    You realize you're not the only religion around, right? Other religions have marriages too? Which is no different than gays getting married?

    In short, you're incredibly stupid.

    Well, then what merit does the government have in getting anybody married? Why should it be regulated by the government?

    I did this several pages ago, but...

    Marriage to the government is a secular institution, the same way it was thousands of years ago. We allow people to get married in a religious setting because that is their prerogative, as guaranteed by the Free Exercise clause.

    Marriage is good for society: it simplifies inheritance, it allows people to become as family, it helps rear children.

    The confusion starts when people start clamoring for their religious interpretations of the institution to be the only ones recognized by the government, attempting to turn it into a religious institution, which, if successful, would render it unconstitutional under the Establishment Clause.

  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

    If you're running for Presidential office and you want to carry florida you better run up that Pro-Israel flag otherwise boyo you are fucked.

    It's just like the Cuban vote in South Florida.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Hunter wrote: »
    Heterosexual men are so afraid of getting fucked in the ass by a gay, they need to legally remind everybody that the gays are yucky.

    Seriously, it's the intellectual position of a 5 year old. I'm going to say that Billy has cooties so that he can't share medical insurance and property rights with Steve.
    to be fair, Billy fucked a whole lot of Steves

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    any religion is free to set up its own parameters to marriage, but why should one religion's guidelines apply to others? what about a religion where marriage may only be carried out between members of the religion? should they be allowed to ban non-members from marriage?

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Marathon wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Right.

    Because Jews secretly control everything.
    Natalie Portman is controlling my dick

    OOoooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO

    ALL THE KIDS THAT LOOK UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

    We love you Natalie

    I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

    GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE ON YO FACE

    AND TAKE A SHIT

  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    Evander wrote: »
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

    If you're running for Presidential office and you want to carry florida you better run up that Pro-Israel flag otherwise boyo you are fucked.

    It's just like the Cuban vote in South Florida.

    So, you've just gone from "Jews control the world" to "Politicians sometimes have to pander to voting blocks"



    There are a lot of Old Jews in Florida. That does not constitute a conspiracy.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

    If you're running for Presidential office and you want to carry florida you better run up that Pro-Israel flag otherwise boyo you are fucked.

    It's just like the Cuban vote in South Florida.

    Explain to me how George W. Bush defeated Al Gore in Florida in 2000, when Gore's running mate was the very Jewariffic Joe Lieberman? You are stretching more than Evander reaching for a dollar bill.

    OH SNAP!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    to be fair, Billy fucked a whole lot of Steves

    Those Steves were asking for it, what with their tight jeans and muscley arms....

    Mmmmmm, Steve.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

    well I mean, there's AIPAC, but IIRC you think they're all a bunch of dicknoses.

  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    the influence of the Jewish Lobby is undeniable

    Show me some actual proof of this influence.

    Because I could sure use a nice job and lots of money and power, but so far having a circumsized dick hasn't magically done it for me yet.

    If you're running for Presidential office and you want to carry florida you better run up that Pro-Israel flag otherwise boyo you are fucked.

    It's just like the Cuban vote in South Florida.

    So, you've just gone from "Jews control the world" to "Politicians sometimes have to pander to voting blocks"



    There are a lot of Old Jews in Florida. That does not constitute a conspiracy.

    Obviously Old Jews move to Florida to turn it into a new Israel.

  • ObiFettObiFett Phalla Bounty Hunter Seeking ContractsRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »

    I want them to have the same rights. But I also want marriage to remain sacred as defined within my religion. So, my answer is a compromise giving them all the same rights but not having it defined as marriage. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot, then so be it I guess.

    If it has the exact same rights why call it something different when it's the same thing?

    Because I believe that I have a Heavenly Father and Mother. That principle has extended to Earth through his children in which we are allowed to get married to continue that eternal progression. That union is a sacred eternal principle that is paramount to the happiness of God's children. As such, the institution of marriage should be defended on this Earth.

    That's why it needs to be called something different. It may seem trivial to you, but its not to me.
    You realize you're not the only religion around, right? Other religions have marriages too? Which is no different than gays getting married?

    In short, you're incredibly stupid.

    Here's the amazingness of democracy, though: I can vote and express my ideals through our wonderful government. Other religions are free to do the same, as are people without any organized religion. If it passes that marriage also means between man and man AND woman and woman, then so be it. The population of our country voted for it and it was because of their ideals that they voted that way. I won't throw a hissy fit and I will still be a citizen of this country.

    Phalla Bounty Board coming soon...
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    this whole argument is a fuckin schlep

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