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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    this is amazing

    the most amazing thing



    http://www.eegra.com/show/sub/do/browse/cat/comics/id/62
    Yeah, I've been there...

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh man feelin' so fine

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    sunday school fucking sucked

    really don't regret not going to church any more

    heaven, according to my sunday school teacher, was us flying around god singing about how great he is. Forever. That was the big reward.

    Working at a fast-food restaurant for eternity sounds more interesting.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    sunday school fucking sucked

    really don't regret not going to church any more

    heaven, according to my sunday school teacher, was us flying around god singing about how great he is. Forever. That was the big reward.

    Working at a fast-food restaurant for eternity sounds more interesting.

    Wait, no it doesn't.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah it does

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    sunday school fucking sucked

    really don't regret not going to church any more

    heaven, according to my sunday school teacher, was us flying around god singing about how great he is. Forever. That was the big reward.

    Working at a fast-food restaurant for eternity sounds more interesting.

    Agreed.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

    on the other hand, it kind of limits your growth

    you're a lot more likely to eventually take the manager's position than you are God's

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.
    Yeah but the description doesn't include any kind of action on God's behalf to make it worthwhile. You have to do all the work! At least if you were working in a fast food restaurant one or two customers might be friendly.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

    on the other hand, it kind of limits your growth

    you're a lot more likely to eventually take the manager's position than you are God's

    Maybe if your sing well enough then God will let you out for good behavior and go explore the universe?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    I'm with Defender.

    Plus, why would I want God's job? I've already experiencing eternal bliss. :P

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I'm with Defender.

    Plus, why would I want God's job? I've already experiencing eternal bliss. :P

    how is my mom these days bogey

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would not like to hang out with God
    we have some philosophical disagreements and he might go all old testament on my ass

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I'm with Defender.

    Plus, why would I want God's job? I've already experiencing eternal bliss. :P
    how is my mom these days bogey
    Those stretching exercises she's been doing have made things a lot more fun.

    Also, she sends her love.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

    on the other hand, it kind of limits your growth

    you're a lot more likely to eventually take the manager's position than you are God's

    Wait wait wait. You are telling me that working directly for the almighty creator of the universe is somehow a lesser achievement than getting promoted up to manage a BK?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    BK does let you have it your way...

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

    on the other hand, it kind of limits your growth

    you're a lot more likely to eventually take the manager's position than you are God's

    Wait wait wait. You are telling me that working directly for the almighty creator of the universe is somehow a lesser achievement than getting promoted up to manage a BK?

    it is really hard to say anything nonserious with you around

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Does that apply to employees?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    yeah it does

    I dunno, this one has flying, which sounds better than cleaning grease traps. Plus you're in the presence of God, which sounds a lot more interesting than being in the presence of someone who manages a Burger King.

    on the other hand, it kind of limits your growth

    you're a lot more likely to eventually take the manager's position than you are God's

    Wait wait wait. You are telling me that working directly for the almighty creator of the universe is somehow a lesser achievement than getting promoted up to manage a BK?

    it is really hard to say anything nonserious with you around

    Maybe for you.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I bet heaven is really just a giant wal-mart

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I bet heaven is really just a giant wal-mart

    oh man, that would suck so bad.

    Now a Best Buy I might be down for. As long as it stays stocked with the most new stuff.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I bet heaven is really just a giant wal-mart

    No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Oooooh, heaven is a place on earth.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you are just full of one liners this page, aren't you?

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    edited February 2009
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They say in heaven love comes first

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I bet heaven is really just a giant wal-mart

    Ironically most of the people who shop at Wal-Mart are going to heaven in their own minds.

    Whereas if we ended up there it'd be hell for us.

    OH SHIT SINGULAR AFTERLIFE!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oooooh, heaven is a place on earth.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Belinda Carlisle!

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    edited February 2009
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also, this thread is almost dead.

    thank effing goodness

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, we're all hurrying to bury our collective shame.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    heaven is like a mop

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Perfect page topper to end this thread

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Take a bow, you Lords and Ladies.

    This thread sure was...something.

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