Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
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You wake up with no memory of where you are or how you got here. You are laying on a floral print couch, in a room that you do not recognize. A chair sits to your left, unoccupied save for your clothes, which are messily draped across it. A sliding glass door to your right gives a view of the Atlantic ocean. You can see that your current location is 2 or 3 stories above the ground outside.
You are naked.
After several groggy attempts, you manage to stand. What is this place? There doesn't seem to be anyone around, and you don't recognize anything. The last thing you remember is the taste of alcohol and the fuzzy recollection of a man in a fedora.
>how did i get here?
Your last memory was a strange series of drinking games and something about a bar. your hangover adds some clue as to why you have no memory.
>who am I?
you aren't sure, but you think your name might or might not possibly rhyme with monkey
You put on your clothes. It seems all of them are here- well, that's a start.
You notice a door looking like the exit, and proceed to leave expediently.
>where am I?
It seems you are on the corner of Broadway and 4th, about 6 blocks [w]est of your apartment.
You are beneath a bridge.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a hobo.
A hobo pounces, mistaking you for a can of beans! He tears you apart with his shabby fingernails and crazy hobo strength!