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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I still have no clue what "play secretary on my balls tonight" is supposed to mean. All I can manage is some terrible touch-typing joke, but I really doubt that's the intended meaning.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you are trying to apply logic where it dares not tread

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    I still have no clue what "play secretary on my balls tonight" is supposed to mean. All I can manage is some terrible touch-typing joke, but I really doubt that's the intended meaning.

    listen some notes can only be sorted over a session of playing with someone's balls

    it's this fast paced business world we live in

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    take memos on my balls
    answer calls on my balls
    plan schedules on my balls
    play tetris when the boss isn't around on my balls

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    but at least the oversized sunglasses are still functional!

    I don't care, they're fucking stupid and I hate them and about half of the girls at university here wear them, it's horrible.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, I always thought the lyric was something like "Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight"

    which makes more sense in regards to their relationship to one another

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    FLASHING

    LIGHTS
    love the beat on that song

    hate the raps

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    same, same

    he is quite insubstantial

    god

    blastin' that dillinger

    man, you outta hear their cover of My Michelle

    so fun

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, I always thought the lyric was something like "Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight"

    which makes more sense in regards to their relationship to one another

    That does make more sense.

    It still doesn't quite explain "I'd do anything for a blonde dike", though. What are you trying to say, Kanye?

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  • DE?AD wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, I always thought the lyric was something like "Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight"

    which makes more sense in regards to their relationship to one another

    That does make more sense.

    It still doesn't quite explain "I'd do anything for a blonde dike", though. What are you trying to say, Kanye?

    maybe he really likes flood protection

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    same, same

    he is quite insubstantial

    god

    blastin' that dillinger

    man, you outta hear their cover of My Michelle

    so fun
    i been listening to a lot of doom/sludge type shit lately

    Rwake and Baroness and Kylesa and Zoroaster

    it's good shit man

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Maybe he really likes the movie Secretary and he wants somebody to project it on his balls so that tiny people can watch it from their tiny cars

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    same, same

    he is quite insubstantial

    god

    blastin' that dillinger

    man, you outta hear their cover of My Michelle

    so fun
    i been listening to a lot of doom/sludge type shit lately

    Rwake and Baroness and Kylesa

    it's good shit man

    i do not disagree with this movement in music

    as a doctor and a alcoholic i will say that sometimes it is a bit inaccessible to me because it tends to seem like 70's doom metal homage stuff

    but sometimes you luck out with stuff like The Sword

    what is this baroness like

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    suprisingly really good

    i thought they were like some shitty deathcore band when i heard the name

    turns out they are nothing like that

    check out red album it's pretty tits

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    biggest problem with music today is that it is too regressive

    yes, you can take parts of what you liked from older, classic shit and spin out some gold

    but man, sometimes it is too much "RUGGA CHUGGA"

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nah it aint like that

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i gotcha, i'm just

    just speakin bout the state

    STATE OF THE INDUSTRY

    XXX: STATE OF THE UNION

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    shit was that Ice Cube?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    it was, every time

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    got damn

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    first thing ice cube does after escaping prison

    eats a burger

    dude was hella burgin

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    shit now im burgin a lil bit

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, I always thought the lyric was something like "Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight"

    which makes more sense in regards to their relationship to one another

    That does make more sense.

    It still doesn't quite explain "I'd do anything for a blonde dike", though. What are you trying to say, Kanye?

    he likes lesbians

    and who doesn't, really

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  • DE?AD wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, I always thought the lyric was something like "Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight"

    which makes more sense in regards to their relationship to one another

    That does make more sense.

    It still doesn't quite explain "I'd do anything for a blonde dike", though. What are you trying to say, Kanye?

    he likes lesbians

    and who doesn't, really
    gay dudes

    totally jealous

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had a cheeseburger

    I like the coke at McDonalds

    I need some now

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i need some rock

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i cannot stand those stupid ug boots

    jesus christ. take those stupid things off already.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    snap wrote: »
    i cannot stand those stupid ug boots

    jesus christ. take those stupid things off already.

    Those are still around? Christ.

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  • ug boots aren't near as bad as crocs

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    someone post the ug crocs

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    ?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I am wearing a pair of ugg slippers right now

    they're warm and comfortable as fuck

    and they're slippers, not like I wear them outside of the house anyway

    god they're awesome

    best christmas gift

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  • statlerstatler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited March 2009
    statler wrote: »

    wasn't...

    wasn't it fitzgerald...that...

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • statlerstatler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Unknown for sure. Internet leans towards Hemingway

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hemingway definitely wrote it

    I don't know where you're getting Fitzgerald from

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    you must be talking about cruggs

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm too late for the horribleness. :/

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    six pages too late!

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  • Dinosaur DetectiveDinosaur Detective Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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