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Phallatine's Day [MicroPhalla]

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still no drinks people. What the hell?

    Daius on
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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hour 2 - Cupid Dies. Phallatine's Day is saved.

    The dead
    DevoutlyApathetic - Cupid - Voted out
    TheLawinator - Lonely Phallatine's Day Hater (mafia) - Vigged
    Chen - CEO of Phalmark (vigilante) - Hated

    Blueblue, MacGuffin, and Daius live on to spread the love! :winky:
    Game Over Phallatine's Day lives on.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Since this is likely one of the lasts rounds the vig should call it.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuck you Chen.

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hooray!

    What did cupid do?

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All right!

    Let's all go listen to some Barry White!

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, we've won. <3<3<3<3

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    ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am on a roll!

    Seriously, just one shot? Lame.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I suppose that cupid was the guard, am I right?

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    Chen - CEO of Phalmark

    I see what you did there, and I liked it.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grats guys, that was some ridiculously impressive vigging.

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    ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    Fuck you Chen.
    You had the misfortune to PM the vig. :lol:

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also! TheLawinator! Tricky! But, everyone only gets one of those. Way to blow yours and then tell me nevermind!

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well I feel like a dick, no sooner do I sign up than I get taken out to valentines lunch.

    Whoops..

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I suppose that cupid was the guard, am I right?
    I believe cupid's role was to make people fall in love, and if one were to die, the other would get their poison on. See Romeo & Juliet.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Well I feel like a dick, no sooner do I sign up than I get taken out to valentines lunch.

    Whoops..

    No worries, you weren't the only one.

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So come on what did cupid do?

    Man I totally got the bandwagon rolling on 2/3 specials in two turns.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No seriously, why did you kill me mafia

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I suppose that cupid was the guard, am I right?
    I believe cupid's role was to make people fall in love, and if one were to die, the other would get their poison on. See Romeo & Juliet.

    If there were a Romeo & Juliet phalla, Everyone would die on Day 1 apart from Benvolio. It'd be a massacre.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I suppose that cupid was the guard, am I right?
    I believe cupid's role was to make people fall in love, and if one were to die, the other would get their poison on. See Romeo & Juliet.

    If there were a Romeo & Juliet phalla, Everyone would die on Day 1 apart from Benvolio. It'd be a massacre.

    And it'd be totally awesome.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    So come on what did cupid do?

    Man I totally got the bandwagon rolling on 2/3 specials in two turns.

    What Sloth said

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hahahaha. Never just have 1 village hostile.

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    ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    warban wrote: »
    hahahaha. Never just have 1 village hostile.
    There were two. I just happen to vig them both out.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well its still amusing...

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I am a jerk.

    Sorry I feel asleep at the wrong time.

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    So come on what did cupid do?

    Man I totally got the bandwagon rolling on 2/3 specials in two turns.

    What Sloth said

    Wait so would they be revealed to each other or they just suddenly become twice as likely to die?

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    So come on what did cupid do?

    Man I totally got the bandwagon rolling on 2/3 specials in two turns.

    What Sloth said

    Wait so would they be revealed to each other or they just suddenly become twice as likely to die?

    I'll just copy/paste the roles... one sec

    EDIT: Here they are
    A lover of Phallatine's day. You indulge in the holiday, and you will do anything to make sure that it is a success for your significant other.

    Each day, you may vote for someone whom you think is one of the Lonely Haters of Phallatine's Day. Eliminate all of the Haters to save Valentine's Day and win the game!


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    Cupid! You are the avatar of love. At the beginning of Hour 1, send a PM to the Host (crimsoncoyote) with the names of two people you wish to fall deeply in love.

    You must also help to save Phallatine's day.

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    In love with ______. You retain your previous win condition, but you and your lover must survive until the end to show what the true spirit of Phallatine's Day is about. Be careful, though, for if your lover dies, you will be overcome with grief, and will be unable to see it through to the end.

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    A Lonely Hater of Phallatine's Day. The other hater is _____, because why be alone, when you can hate the holiday that made you lonely, together!

    Each hour, you may send a PM to me (crimsoncoyote) with the name of one player to remove from the Phallatine's Day festivities to spread your hate of this day. You must outnumber or equal the remaining playerbase to complete your revenge.

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    The CEO of Phalmark. There are Lonely Haters of this glorious day, and you must protect your interests. Each hour you may send a PM to me (crimsoncoyote) with the name of a player you wish to use your lackeys to remove from the game.

    You must eliminate the Phallatine's Day Haters to save the day for everyone (especially Phalmark).

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    The Secret Admirerer. You are infatuated with this day, so much, in fact, that you cannot keep your eyes off other peoples' Phallatines. Each hour, you may send a PM to me (crimsoncoyote) with the name of a player to peek at the Phallatines they send to see whether or not the person is a Hater of Phallatine's Day.

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