Daytonnnnnaaaaaaaaaa

Doodmann

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I went to see dragsters race last sunday.

It was pretty boring, and the nitrous burned like a motherfucker, I couldn't stop crying when we were walking around and they were burning out the cars because they hadn't run for like a week due to rain.

And there was this ugly girl two rows in front of me that I was hitting on and her dad kept glaring at me.

But then one of the cars exploded it was great.

This means the entire day was worth it.

ShimSham

Earnhardt shouldn't have been trying to block 3 different trains of cars at one time.

A lot of people blame the driver that hit him (Sterling Marlin) for his death, completely ignoring the fact that Senior was moving all over the track intentionally to try to keep anyone from passing him and getting to the two cars that he owned which were ahead of him.

I Win Swordfights

Doodmann wrote: »

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I went to see dragsters race last sunday.

It was pretty boring, and the nitrous burned like a motherfucker, I couldn't stop crying when we were walking around and they were burning out the cars because they hadn't run for like a week due to rain.

And there was this ugly girl two rows in front of me that I was hitting on and her dad kept glaring at me.

But then one of the cars exploded it was great.

This means the entire day was worth it.

It totally was.

ShimSham

Drivers are actually in their cars about to be ready to go.

After hours and hours of utterly retarded Fox pre-race shit in which they use a cartoon gopher to promote t-shirts and other shit merchandise.

Fandyien

there's a racetrack here in richmond, it is about a mile and a half from my house

i can hear every race

and the traffic, well, we don't talk about the traffic

Beyond

#14

Burden of Proof

I've always thought it was kind of unfair that some cars get to start in front of other cars.

ShimSham

So Dale Jr. wrecks half the field and goes completely unpenalized, despite the fact that last night a driver was penalized 5 laps for much, much less.

hee haw.

Kazhiim

my parents love nascar and I'm home for the weekend so I've been watching this

they maintain that the dude who pulled in front of the other dude caused that big wreck, but I think the dick who tried to pass him was at fault

PiptheFair

nascar is shit and it makes traffic here awful

Ness445

I typically hate driving in Charlotte just because it's like hell threw up on earth.

But when NASCAR pulls through it's like hammering nails through my dick.

Dead Legend

i'm just going to post in this thread cause it's the closest thing i've got to a fucking white trash receptacle: i left my place with a bag of trash in the garbage can and a half full bag beside it. i'm not gonna clean it out if there is still gonna be a person here for the weekend, they can do it. i take the trash out often enough.

when i get back, not only is the same trash in the trash can, but the bag beside it is FULL to the brim, cannot close it, and there is another bag, a brown, paper bag beside these two bags also full of trash. and yet, there is more trash beside my refrigerator. So not only did the only person here feel obligated to add another trash bag to the pile, but was so worthless as to pull out an actual garbage bag and fill it with the trash laying about.

how can somebody live like this? fucking. disgusting. i have lived in hellish conditions before, but i still managed to stay cleaner than this shit here. outdoors > dormitories. that's for goddamn sure.

[ink]

the best thing (or only good thing) that ever happened in nascar was Will Ferrel and Sacha Baron Cohen

Kusuguttai

i just got my first ever speeding ticket today

relevant

Weaver

ShimSham wrote: »

So Dale Jr. wrecks half the field and goes completely unpenalized, despite the fact that last night a driver was penalized 5 laps for much, much less.

hee haw.

Dude that wreck was awesome. Too bad it started raining. This is the only race of the year that I watch because my in-laws and other family friends throw a big party for it with a betting pool & everything every year.

Dead Legend

HEY I BETTER SEE SOME FUCKING FIXINGS FOR BEANS IN MY INBOX WEAVER.

( YOU REMIND ME OF KEVIN MCKIDD FOR SOME REASON. WITH A TEXAS ACCENT.)

Weaver

Dead Legend wrote: »

HEY I BETTER SEE SOME FUCKING FIXINGS FOR BEANS IN MY INBOX WEAVER.

( YOU REMIND ME OF KEVIN MCKIDD FOR SOME REASON. WITH A TEXAS ACCENT.)

OH SNAP

OK, LET ME LET THE DOGS BACK IN THEN I GET TYPING

Weaver

ok typing it in another window because this is gonna take a while

Dead Legend

hokay i will be sure to save this shit

ShimSham

Kazhiim wrote: »

my parents love nascar and I'm home for the weekend so I've been watching this

they maintain that the dude who pulled in front of the other dude caused that big wreck, but I think the dick who tried to pass him was at fault

So they think Brian Vickers (Red bull car) caused the wreck?

if so, your parents are wrong.

tell them they are wrong.

scarlet st.

Air wrote: »

you do huh?
every year huh?

am i the only one who has never noticed or completely forgotten

Definitely not

Tweaked_Bat_

Air wrote: »

and who hoped this was actually about the old arcade game that still exists everywhere

Dear God yes.

Ah the memories of this game.

The Timezone arcade near us shut down over a yera ago, and I haven't played it since them, I am so sad.

Weaver

man this bean thing ain't so much a recipe as it is a philosophy

Weaver

SENT

Dead Legend

very great i look forward to cookin' this up

Dead Legend

also weaver if you do enjoy crockpotting with short rib, rice and barley, be aware that barley has an entirely different name in that recipe:

colon blow.

you will shit a fucking house.

The Geek

NASCAR is not good.

ShimSham

I contend that NASCAR is good.

DEBATE!

Faricazy

i contend that nascar is the worst motorsport

maybe better than combine demo derbys

maybe

Kazhiim

it is seriously hard to beat tractor pulls for worst motorsport

demolition derbies, on the other hand, cannot be beat for best

Faricazy

Kazhiim wrote: »

demolition derbies, on the other hand, cannot be beat for best

sorry rally is the best

Kazhiim

sure if you're gay

there's nothing better than a figure-eight bus race

Ness445

Kazhiim wrote: »

sure if you're gay

there's nothing better than a figure-eight bus race

it's better if all of these busses are rigged like the one in Speed where they have to maintain a certain speed or they blow up.

Faricazy

Kazhiim wrote: »

sure if you're gay

there's nothing better than a figure-eight bus race

except rally

Ness445

Faricazy wrote: »

Kazhiim wrote: »

demolition derbies, on the other hand, cannot be beat for best

sorry rally is the best

I misread this post at first and I was wondering what exactly "sorry rally" was.

Faricazy

natek

the first time I watched almost all of a race, dale earnhardt died

it was still boring

Ness445

natek wrote: »

the first time I watched almost all of a race, dale earnhardt died

it was still boring

maybe you caused it?

try watching another one, your dismay may help.

Faricazy

nascar drivers would shit their pants long before they get to any of the tough rallying

the mid-80's Group B drivers were gods among men

Dead Legend

nobody cares about your poor small car driving in the dust, fari.

sorry brosef.