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Bros before hos

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    poop before wiping

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sex before syphilis

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    dance before grampa

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    chicks before dicks

    Dudes before prudes

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    liquor before beer

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    durr before snuuurrrr

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    1 before the money 2 before the show 3 to get ready

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fingering before fucking

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    woman before cry

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.

    In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:
    me: Foreplay before sex.
    Graves: roofies before rape
    me: Also, protection before penetration.
    Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
    me: Stairlift before that prevention.
    Graves: mustache before mugshot
    me: Mugshot before DUI.

    So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."

    But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:

    Roofies before sex
    Sex before aborted fetus
    Aborted fetus be for dinner

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    entree before main

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Segways before wheelchairs.

    For He demands it.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i before e except after c or when used as an a as in neighbor or weigh.

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    quote before post

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.

    In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:
    me: Foreplay before sex.
    Graves: roofies before rape
    me: Also, protection before penetration.
    Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
    me: Stairlift before that prevention.
    Graves: mustache before mugshot
    me: Mugshot before DUI.

    So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."

    But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:

    Roofies before sex
    Sex before aborted fetus
    Aborted fetus be for dinner

    That's absolutely horrible, but you have a point. Dammit.

    I am hip and with it. I do the Twitters. I have a blog.
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  • edited February 2009
    Air wrote: »
    woman before cry

    excellent

    seriously that's the best we're going to see this whole thread.

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    grass before cow
    milk before butter
    fry before consuming
    cut off my lips please
    please stop spitting blood in my ear

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    post before another post

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    how long before we quit trying

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    30 seconds before post

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    sweets before sweats

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    coat before hat

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    grug before grug before grug

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    wine before falling over

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    good ideas before threads

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  • emericanaemericana Registered User
    edited February 2009
    guys i do not get what is happening in here

    confusion before disgust

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bitches before snitches

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    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
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    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    coffee before cafe

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  • edited February 2009
    Bitches before snitches

    snitches before stitches

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    stretch before heavy lifting

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    poo before shoe.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Heavy lifting before hernia.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Khoo before you

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    shoot before asking questions

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ask questions before the funeral.

    So, uh, who was he exactly?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Khoo before snuu snuu

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh god is munkus making khoo jokes again

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    pinky before stinky

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    fiction before fact

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  • gruggrug Registered User
    edited February 2009
    I WILL KEEP POSTING FOREVER

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