Bros before hos

Druhim

poop before wiping

Lockout

sex before syphilis

grug

dance before grampa

Munkus Beaver

Sara Lynn wrote: »

chicks before dicks

Dudes before prudes

Sara Lynn

liquor before beer

grug

durr before snuuurrrr

Air

1 before the money 2 before the show 3 to get ready

Graves

fingering before fucking

Air

woman before cry

Defender

Cyvros wrote: »

So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.

In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:

me: Foreplay before sex.
Graves: roofies before rape
me: Also, protection before penetration.
Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
me: Stairlift before that prevention.

Graves: mustache before mugshot
me: Mugshot before DUI.

So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."

But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:

Roofies before sex
Sex before aborted fetus
Aborted fetus be for dinner

grug

entree before main

Cyvros

Segways before wheelchairs.

For He demands it.

TankHammer

i before e except after c or when used as an a as in neighbor or weigh.

grug

quote before post

Cyvros

Defender wrote: »

Cyvros wrote: »

So I had this slide from an astrobiology lecture I was editing. I renamed it "Oceans before continents" in a vague attempt to reference bros before hos. I could come up with nothing better. So I consulted Graves.

In the ensuing chat, a game was somewhat formulated. One person goes "X before Y", the next "Y before Z" and so on. Examples:

me: Foreplay before sex.
Graves: roofies before rape
me: Also, protection before penetration.
Graves: prevention before pushing her down the stairs.
me: Stairlift before that prevention.

Graves: mustache before mugshot
me: Mugshot before DUI.

So, anyway. This game we now play. To begin, one of Graves': "Batter before pancakes."

But...You didn't go "X before Y" followed by "Y before Z." If you had done that, it would look like this:

Roofies before sex
Sex before aborted fetus
Aborted fetus be for dinner

That's absolutely horrible, but you have a point. Dammit.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Air wrote: »

woman before cry

excellent

seriously that's the best we're going to see this whole thread.

grug

grass before cow
milk before butter
fry before consuming
cut off my lips please
please stop spitting blood in my ear

ThatDudeOverThere

post before another post

Lockout

how long before we quit trying

Lockout

30 seconds before post

grug

sweets before sweats

grug

coat before hat

grug

grug before grug before grug

grug

wine before falling over

Goatmon

The Far Side wrote: »

good ideas before threads

<3

emericana

guys i do not get what is happening in here

confusion before disgust

Munkus Beaver

Bitches before snitches

grug

coffee before cafe

sdrawkcaB emaN

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Bitches before snitches

snitches before stitches

grug

stretch before heavy lifting

McCly

poo before shoe.

Cyvros

Heavy lifting before hernia.

Munkus Beaver

Khoo before you

grug

shoot before asking questions

Cyvros

Ask questions before the funeral.

So, uh, who was he exactly?

Munkus Beaver

Khoo before snuu snuu

Meissnerd

oh god is munkus making khoo jokes again

Druhim

pinky before stinky

grug

fiction before fact

grug

I WILL KEEP POSTING FOREVER