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Bros before hos

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But the sex...it is so good.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    eh, fair enough.

    just marry her.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ugh she is ....

    involved.

    trust me it is horribly complicated and totally wrong what I/she is doing.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    see somebody else.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    see: 4/1 guy to girl ratio

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Start seeing guys.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Start seeing a seagull

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    see: 4/1 guy to girl ratio
    hahaha, I was talking to my mom last night and she was all 'and it'd be really nice if you moved back up to alaska too' and I was thinking how I instead want to have sex with attractive women and not bearded lumberjacks.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But chico you won't even meet me for coffee

    how else am I supposed to show you how witty and sophisticated I am

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    see: 4/1 guy to girl ratio

    how what where

    military?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what about attractive female lumberjacks

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    they'd fuckin cut you down with their axe-clits

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    see: 4/1 guy to girl ratio
    hahaha, I was talking to my mom last night and she was all 'and it'd be really nice if you moved back up to alaska too' and I was thinking how I instead want to have sex with attractive women and not bearded lumberjacks.

    God FINALLY someone here who knows what it is like.

    Everywhere I look, fatties and the legally retarded, all dating attractive men who have good jobs.

    The hot ones are typically sluts

    and the cute ones are all married.

    p.s. yeah grug we have two military bases in my town

    here is the cycle: military hones in on the young ones (eighteen to nineteen), convinces them to get married for the money (and B CUZ THEY R IN LUUUUVVVVV), they move to the states.

    later they get divorced, and the jaded, bitter husk of what once was a delightful and perky young woman comes back, and fucks constantly until they get saddled down by unwanted pregnancy.

    It happened to my sister. And her friend. And that friends friend, etc.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    see: 4/1 guy to girl ratio
    hahaha, I was talking to my mom last night and she was all 'and it'd be really nice if you moved back up to alaska too' and I was thinking how I instead want to have sex with attractive women and not bearded lumberjacks.

    God FINALLY someone here who knows what it is like.

    Everywhere I look, fatties and the legally retarded, all dating attractive men who have good jobs.

    The hot ones are typically sluts

    and the cute ones are all married.

    p.s. yeah grug we have two military bases in my town

    here is the cycle: military hones in on the young ones (eighteen to nineteen), convinces them to get married for the money, they move to the states.

    later they get divorced, and the jaded, bitter husk of what once was a delightful and perky young woman comes back, and fucks constantly until the get saddled down by unwanted pregnancy.

    It happened to my sister. And her friend. And that friends friend, etc.
    it turns out that an attractive girl I knew in high school, who was already a slut, got hooked on heroine and was fucking her dealer.

    the last I talked to any of the people i used to go to school with up there was probably seven years ago.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gay.

    rape your sister.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ripping off band-aids never works, it burns like hell

    it's ike diving in at the deep end

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had a metal rod through the center of my finger bone once. I broke it at both growth plates.

    They ripped it out when I was 'done' healing.

    Fuck that.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuck your sister

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FUCK MY SISTER

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guys I'm experiencing the strangest compulsion right now.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    go on

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    guys I'm experiencing the strangest compulsion right now.

    Can you feel that too?

    I thought it was just this coffee shoving out that lentil soup I ate earlier.

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    gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BED

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    protip: don't stay out until 4am the morning of two tests when you gotta be up again early.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've been going to bed around midnight

    waking up around 9:00

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    im gay

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    faggot

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm doing midnight to 6am these days, all straight.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm doing midnight to 6am these days, all straight.

    it's much easier to get regular sleep when you aren't taking it up the pooper.

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