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Crippling fears? Incriminating memories? Take two of these and uh...what was I doing?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    naked?

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    can i use this to forget what love is

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what if like a spider gets in our bed ok? and starts crawling around under our covers?

    And my bits are all exposed and the spider's like "hell yeah, I'm signing this lease today!"

    what then




    what then

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Then you start charging rent.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    what if like a spider gets in our bed ok? and starts crawling around under our covers?

    And my bits are all exposed and the spider's like "hell yeah, I'm signing this lease today!"

    what then




    what then

    i guess we will finally have an image to replace clockspider.jpg

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I feel bad for the rent comment.

    I fucking hate spiders.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    what if like a spider gets in our bed ok? and starts crawling around under our covers?

    And my bits are all exposed and the spider's like "hell yeah, I'm signing this lease today!"

    what then




    what then

    Do you sleep with ear plugs too?

    Are you more concerned about a spider in your fun place or in your ear canal?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sleep with your mouth closed too

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No, I'm not worried about my other parts really.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my greatest fear is going vigilante on criminals and making a bunch of gadgets to suit various crimefighting needs and a scary costume to hide my identity and intimidate those i encounter
    basically becoming batman

    but then going to a public place where people can see me and confronting some evildoers and then just as i am doing that it suddenly dawns on me that i am an unfit guy who has never been in a fight and i spend all my time in front of the computer and i cant run for more than like 20 seconds before losing my breath from all the cigarettes and i dont like confrontation and im either gonna get beaten up or verbally humiliated in front of an audience who will think im just a crazy geek and this skintight costume probably makes me look paunchy more than anything

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    air is only afraid of needlessly complicated things

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a fear of being burned.

    Not a fear of fire, mind you, just a fear of being burned.

    I used to have a very rational fear of needles too, but I've since managed to get past that.

    Spiders still freak me the fuck out, but the fear of being burned could be considered crippling. I guess. There really isn't much that would trigger it, only the most extreme situations. I mean, I've been in a building that was burning down around me and I got myself the hell out of there without shutting down. Why? Out means no burning of me.

    I suppose the threat of torture by burning would send me hurtling over the abyss though.

    All stems back to a really bad childhood incident.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    and if i was gonna paint my car black i should have figured out how to do it properly instead of buying $3 cans of spraypaint from a hardware store and spending about five minutes spraying it out on the lawn

    also it should not be a '99 toyota echo hatchback

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    were you burned?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Air wrote: »
    were you burned?

    i doubt it

    that wasn't where the story was going at all

    no sir

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    nope

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Heh.

    Yes. An allergic reaction to a medication triggered Stephen Johnson's Syndrome.

    2nd degree burns covering 45 percent of my body. Both internal and external.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jordyn are you orifices so cavernous that a spider can just waltz up and park his winnebago in?

    cause if not, I think you're gonna be allright

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy christ I thought you might've just put your hand on a stove, or something

    That is terrifying

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i used to be hella scared of needles when i was a kid
    then i got older and it went away and its a bit weird to think that some people are still really scared of them
    and i remember vaccinations at school where everyones got bandaids on the spot and sayin their arm hurts there and getting pissed off if you punch them there
    man the needle comes out and it is pretty much over
    aint like you been sliced up or nothin
    how does it still hurt long afterwards


    more recently i gave a blood sample and that was a bit more weird
    because they leave the needle in for like a minute and you can watch it fill up with blood
    and they fill up like 3 vials which means fiddling around swapping them out of the syringe while keeping the needle in your arm
    and its a short, fat needle

    according to the nurses the people who faint the most or get the most uneasy with the whole thing are young adult males such as myself

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am still incredibly scared of needles

    i have horrible anxiety attacks around 'em

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Holy christ I thought you might've just put your hand on a stove, or something

    That is terrifying

    Like I said, crippling fear.

    I was in the 3rd grade when it went down. Actually, going into the 3rd grade. Got a sunburn at summer camp that didn't play well with the medicine for an ear infection.

    Things kinda went down hill from there and culminated in an extensive stay in one of the best burn units in NY.

    Had to spend a few years with cocoa butter smeared on me to keep the new skin fresh. I smelled like a chocolate chip. Let me tell you, if I could have pulled chicks in 3rd and 4th grade I would have been a damned pimp.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i once couldnt get a vaccination because i would not stay still
    the closest they got was scratching me with the needle when i jerked away


    but they dont hurt and they do good things

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    um

    now I'm afraid of Stephen Johnson Syndrome

    jesus christ

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so what is it
    your skin falls off?

    does it look normal now

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    emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm gonna think hard about when I read that page on Stephen Johnson Syndrome

    and take 6 of these pills

    please go away and never come back

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    No, I'm not worried about my other parts really.

    ooks like somebody doesn't give their brain respect

    it'll come back to bite you one day

    when spiders lay eggs in your forehead and give you a free lobotomy

    then you'll wish you had head underwear

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the pills are what trigger it

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In a manner of speaking, yes. Your skin pretty much just sloughs off. It's a mix of a burn and a chemical peel almost.

    Blisters are common. Especially in places that you don't want blisters or burns. Eyes, mouth, throat, tongue... those kinds of places.

    The wikipedia entry on it doesn't have pictures, so you're safe to check that out. There are other sites that show it in a bit more detail.

    Read the labels on your meds, kids. If it says don't go into the sun, don't go into the fucking sun.


    As for right now, I have very little noticable scarring. Most of the scars look like a mix between a hickey and a mole. Nothing too special and not in any place that's all that visible. When my face is cold you can see on my jaw line where I have some pigment that doesn't get red. It just gets really white. Still tans though so I don't look blotchy. Really, if you're not looking for it, you likely won't ever notice it.

    Thankfully it didn't advance too far into my eyes, thus, I'm not blind.

    Oh and I have an elevated chance of skin cancer sometime in my life, but hey, people should wear suntan lotion more anyway.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Holy christ I thought you might've just put your hand on a stove, or something

    That is terrifying

    Like I said, crippling fear.

    I was in the 3rd grade when it went down. Actually, going into the 3rd grade. Got a sunburn at summer camp that didn't play well with the medicine for an ear infection.

    Things kinda went down hill from there and culminated in an extensive stay in one of the best burn units in NY.

    Had to spend a few years with cocoa butter smeared on me to keep the new skin fresh. I smelled like a chocolate chip. Let me tell you, if I could have pulled chicks in 3rd and 4th grade I would have been a damned pimp.

    this is all i took out of your story and now im all hot and bothered

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As you should be.

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    CymrilCymril Son, we just crossed the street. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    as a proper crazy dude, i hadn't even considered it. i didn't know they did anything to people who weren't crazy.

    You take a bunch when you don't need the chemicals to even out your brain, and you get high. But it only works when you haven't been taking them.

    Also they work like an enhancer for anything else you might want to use to get high. Same reason you're not supposed to drink when you're on antidepressants.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I fear being a quadruple amputee

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    jordyn are you orifices so cavernous that a spider can just waltz up and park his winnebago in?

    cause if not, I think you're gonna be allright

    No.

    I never said it was rational fear.

    I usually can't walk around the house naked for very long either because like what if something jumps at me there?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    jordyn are you orifices so cavernous that a spider can just waltz up and park his winnebago in?

    cause if not, I think you're gonna be allright

    No.

    I never said it was rational fear.

    I usually can't walk around the house naked for very long either because like what if something jumps at me there?
    its the big chevroned S on your underwear that stops things, isn't it?

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    ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I fear being a quadruple amputee

    Man, they already have prototype bionic arms and I'm fairly certain legs, too; pretty soon you'll be able to get them when your arms/legs get amputated. The only thing you'd have to fear is that right now they're not particularly fine-tuned so you wouldn't want to put the bionic hand anywhere near your junk in case it used too much pressure, so no masturbating, :|.



    On second thought, I fear being a quadruple amputee.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also phantom limb pain is fucked up.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    he could be jerking it right now, in front of everybody

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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