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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I love Elki because he locks the stupid threads.

    But... the random songs that answer questions in a pre determined order told me so much about like.... my life

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i get the day off work because of some dead presidents. eat it.

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  • JokermanJokerman Mr Jellybean Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quid, you are needed in H\A!

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't get the reference. I declare this chat thread a failure.

    Apparently awesome doesn't make it all the way to that side of the Mississippi

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i get the day off work because of some dead presidents. eat it.
    You paid someone to go in for you?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    We get the day off of work if a president sneezes funny. Huzzah gubment workers!


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  • Limp mooseLimp moose Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man, if you are paying for porn.... you're doing it wrong.
    Not really.

    See, I pay people for providing me entertainment. The fact that vaginas come into it doesn't change that.

    so you are pro legalizing prostitution then quid? or porn only. (im just teasing)

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't get the reference. I declare this chat thread a failure.

    Apparently awesome doesn't make it all the way to that side of the Mississippi

    I don't really like Jim Carey all that much, when he's being retarded Jim Carey.

    I like Truman Show Carey.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chat lacks achewood.

    Save us oh great Random Comic button:
    Spoiler:

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If you don't enjoy Dumb and Dumber you may as well just end it all now and save yourself the pain of enduring such a meaningless existence.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dumb and Dumber really, really doesn't hold up once you are older than like, 13.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am not against Jim Carey in general. Dude has made me laugh on more than one occasion. But Dumb and Dumber is the most aptly titled movie of all time.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Slapstick always has its detractors.


    And those detractors are always wrong.

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  • Limp mooseLimp moose Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    when i was 13 jim carry was amazing.

    now not so much.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i still like jim carey. i loved yes man and bruce almighty.

    23 was kinda just weird....

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    For example, Jim Carey took a series of books that completely sucked in every way and turned them into a decent movie (A Series of Unfortunate Events).

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • JokermanJokerman Mr Jellybean Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Erryones a winner, we're making my fame
    bonafide hustler making my name.

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Limp moose wrote: »
    when i was 13 jim carry was amazing.

    now not so much.

    I love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the Truman Show. I think i actually like Carrey better when he's not trying to be funny.

  • JokermanJokerman Mr Jellybean Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    and this chat lack "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind",

    the best Jim Carrey flick ever.

    edit: BEAT

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    id just like to mention that drew carey is an ass.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2009
    Fuck all that shit. Big Trouble in Little China.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Limp moose wrote: »
    when i was 13 jim carry was amazing.

    now not so much.

    I love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the Truman Show. I think i actually like Carrey better when he's not trying to be funny.

    True and true, but then there's 23.

  • JokermanJokerman Mr Jellybean Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Limp Moose, regale us with stories of you drinking!

    [tiny]for America![/tiny]

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Erryones a winner, we're making my fame
    bonafide hustler making my name.

    All I wanna do is *gun noises*
    and *cash register*
    and take your money

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Erryones a winner, we're making my fame
    bonafide hustler making my name.

    All I wanna do is *gun noises*
    and *cash register*
    and take your money

    Reminds me of Medo

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I remember when Truman Show came out and Carey didn't even get nominated for an Oscar when he easily had the best performance that year.

    Of course this is the same year, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, oh god, won best picture.

    edit: anyway. I think that broke his spirit.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I remember when Truman Show came out and Carey didn't even get nominated for an Oscar when he easily had the best performance that year.

    Of course this is the same year, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, oh god, won best picture.

    edit: anyway. I think that broke his spirit.

    Was that just a really lean year or what?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I remember when Truman Show came out and Carey didn't even get nominated for an Oscar when he easily had the best performance that year.

    Of course this is the same year, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, oh god, won best picture.

    edit: anyway. I think that broke his spirit.

    Was that just a really lean year or what?
    Saving Private Ryan came out that year too.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Have any of you read those Series of Unfortunate events books? Utter crap. The movie is maybe a 7/10 but given the source materiel they were starting with a -1000. Pretty damn impressive.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I remember when Truman Show came out and Carey didn't even get nominated for an Oscar when he easily had the best performance that year.

    Of course this is the same year, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, oh god, won best picture.

    edit: anyway. I think that broke his spirit.

    Was that just a really lean year or what?
    Saving Private Ryan came out that year too.

    Which was a good movie and Tom Hanks was nominated for best actor.

    Roberto Benini (sp) won for that crappy sappy Italian movie.

    Hanks would've been a better choice but Hanks in Private Ryan wasn't as good as Carey in Truman Show


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Limp moose wrote: »
    when i was 13 jim carry was amazing.

    now not so much.

    I love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the Truman Show. I think i actually like Carrey better when he's not trying to be funny.

    I love Man On The Moon, as well.

    I despise Truman Show now though because I've had to watch it nine times in the past year for English class.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Have any of you read those Series of Unfortunate events books? Utter crap. The movie is maybe a 7/10 but given the source materiel they were starting with a -1000. Pretty damn impressive.

    They were cool when I was 9. I have all 13 of them up on my shelf as a nice piece of nostalgia.

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I saw some people talking about how apparently The Cable Guy is considered a cult classic now.

    What? Seriously? That movie was awful. Awful and uncomfortably weird. I really hate it when terrible movies somehow become classics.


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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Speaking of Shakespeare, anyone with Netflix should check out In Search of Shakespeare. It's in their streaming dohickey so you can watch it on your PC or 360.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Have any of you read those Series of Unfortunate events books? Utter crap. The movie is maybe a 7/10 but given the source materiel they were starting with a -1000. Pretty damn impressive.

    I read the first one because it was the fad in middle school or something. I never read another one. The book uses reverse psychology to cover for lacking everything. "You want to read on? Well it gets a little sad and scary, no one would really want to read on. Oh so you do want to read on? Well I warned you." I don't know why anyone would make a movie out of it.

    After that I began just reading authors I heard are great "according to adults". The funny thing is when I started reading Slaughterhouse-5 a little early. I was just like o_O for much of the book. I got the real humor a couple years later.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Have any of you read those Series of Unfortunate events books? Utter crap. The movie is maybe a 7/10 but given the source materiel they were starting with a -1000. Pretty damn impressive.

    They were cool when I was 9. I have all 13 of them up on my shelf as a nice piece of nostalgia.

    Dude, never re-read them. I was in college when the first one came out but didn't read em until a couple years back.

    Terrible. Especially compared with other books aimed at the same audience. Even Harry Potter is a masterpiece of technical skill compared to those books.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Have any of you read those Series of Unfortunate events books? Utter crap. The movie is maybe a 7/10 but given the source materiel they were starting with a -1000. Pretty damn impressive.

    They were cool when I was 9. I have all 13 of them up on my shelf as a nice piece of nostalgia.

    Dude, never re-read them. I was in college when the first one came out but didn't read em until a couple years back.

    Terrible. Especially compared with other books aimed at the same audience. Even Harry Potter is a masterpiece of technical skill compared to those books.

    Oh, I know. They were awful (A one year old fighting a guy with a sword with it's fucking tooth?) but really, I try not to watch old cartoons either for the same reason.

    Except for Spongebob. Spongebob is fucking awesome.

  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Oh, I know. They were awful (A one year old fighting a guy with a sword with it's fucking tooth?) but really, I try not to watch old cartoons either for the same reason.

    Except for Spongebob. Spongebob is fucking awesome.

    ouch, ow. Ow. Oh my god. Ow.

    Not only did I hate Spongebob but when I worked at an amusement park we had this spongebob ride and I heard the theme song so much it came into my dreams.

    Horrible horrible nightmares at that.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's not the content that makes them terrible. Nor the intended audience.

    Harry Potter, The Wee Free Men, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, hell even the Prydain books are all written for that age.

    Lemony Snicket just has a real knack for combining a complete lack of writing ability with absolutely overwhelming condescension towards his audience.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Limp mooseLimp moose Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Limp Moose, regale us with stories of you drinking!

    for America!

    I was in a hookah bar on valentines day and ran into 3 dudes who were submarine sailors stationed in kings bay. They told me this story.

    On submarines there are huge sea water condensers for cooling the reactors. They get very very cold. ESPECIALLY when the submarine is chilling out under the north pole ice. So on their boat they had a game where they would stick their dick on the freezing cold metal and who ever could keep it on longest wins.

    I was dumbfounded that someone would try this. But apparently the record was like 4 minutes and the dude had to go to sick bay for freezer burn on his dick.

    Some weird shit goes down on submarines. They are locked away from the sun and women for long periods of time.

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