PRIDE...AND PREDATOR?

The Lovely Bastard

"Elton John's Rocket Pictures hopes to make the first Jane Austen adaptation to which men will drag their girlfriends.

Will Clark is set to direct "Pride and Predator," which veers from the traditional period costume drama when an alien crash lands and begins to butcher the mannered protags, who suddenly have more than marriage and inheritance to worry about."

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000187.html?categoryid=13&cs=1


Well.

Uh.

Huh?

Wallhitter

Wow...that...sure...is a movie.

Tossrock

This seems like a rip off of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Dr.Funkenstein

Isn't there also a version with zombie?

Edit: Guess so

Fire Truck

Seein' dis.

Clint Eastwood

When I read the thread title I couldn't help but think "dun dun DUNNNNNNN!"

The Lovely Bastard

but pride and prejudice and zombies is a book and books are for queers

TankHammer

But zombies are for real men.

We got us onna' dem pair-o-dockses on our hands here fellas!

Olivaw

When I read the thread title I immediately had this idea it was about a Pride and Prejudice remake where a Predator comes to Earth and kills them all

And then I click on it and that's exactly what it is

You have no idea how much my mind is blown right now

Robcham

what the shit

The Geebs That Is A Pony

thought this was a lion king sequel

The Lovely Bastard

no the lion king sequel will be called Lion Thing

starring

Spoiler:

and

Spoiler:

Jordyn

I prefer When Harry Met Dracula.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

he's already got a CG film called "Gnomeo and Juliet" coming out

Butler

Olivaw wrote: »

When I read the thread title I immediately had this idea it was about a Pride and Prejudice remake where a Predator comes to Earth and kills them all

And then I click on it and that's exactly what it is

You have no idea how much my mind is blown right now

I think everyone jumped to that conclusion.

I mean the only alternative for that title is a period drama set on the Predator homeworld and Tim Burton's busy with other stuff at the moment.

TankHammer

So do they actually have the rights to the Predator IP? Because if this is just a generic "hunter alien invades a Jane Austin setting" I won't be interested.

I gotta see some fuckin' Yautja in this thing or no dice!

YaYa

uh didn't Pride and Prejudice and Zombies get optioned like last week

The Lovely Bastard

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as the predators

The Lovely Bastard

YaYa wrote: »

uh didn't Pride and Prejudice and Zombies get optioned like last week

yeah but fuck that

aliens are better than zombies

officially

Janson

Aren't there just too many P&P adaptations

Jane Austen wrote other books you know

Let's leave it at the 1995 Colin Firth adaptation and Lost in Austen

The Lovely Bastard

janson you are thinking too far in the box

Javen

Yeah but Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is awesome

Jordyn

Sisterhood of the Traveling Godzilla.

Monkeyfeet

i for one say thank god for sir elton john

Jordyn

Little Wolf-Men.

The Lovely Bastard

Javen wrote: »

Yeah but Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is awesome

but does it have catchy elton john songs in it

Zombiemambo

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

i for one say thank god for sir elton john

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I still think there should be lions in this somewhere

I am going to make a pride and prejudice comic only everyone is lions and they don't speak english, they just roar and such

mostly it will just be drawings of lions running around being badass

The Geebs That Is A Pony

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

I still think there should be lions in this somewhere

I am going to make a pride and prejudice comic only everyone is lions and they don't speak english, they just roar and such

mostly it will just be drawings of lions running around being badass

the captions will be excerpts from books about racism

babyeatingjesus

I'll see it.

The Lovely Bastard

and a lesson is learned

Snowbeat

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

and a lesson is learned

but the damage is irreversible?

Repox

This is going to be better than Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!

Rankenphile

Anne of Green Gables and Also There's A Vampire

Mysst

I don't know any other boring victorian movies to make fun of

Jordyn

Sleepless in Seattle Because Aliens Are Trying to Kill Me.

Rankenphile

Sense and Senseaboogeyman

real_pochacco

I actually liked this book.

Rankenphile

The Importance of Being Eaten by a Wolfman or Something

Der Waffle Mous

Mr. Darcy would totally fuck that predator up.

Mysst

werewolves of london