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Best Worst Movies

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  • polaris314polaris314 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    CaptainPeacock wrote: »
    Since the awesome Krull has already been mentioned.... I'll wager you two deep B's from my youth.

    Yor: Hunter From the Future
    Prisoners of the Lost Universe

    Get back to me when you're done Googling.

    My ex-roommate and I caught Yor on cable at like 3am one night. Since we had been consuming various mind-altering substances of the liquid and herbal variety, the experience was downright awesome.

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  • CaptainPeacockCaptainPeacock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh, and why after 5 pages no mention of The Last Starfighter? For shame.

    Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old man's a mushroom, etc.
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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    I can't even write the name of this movie without getting carded, so I'll post the poster.

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    This movie has gay black aliens travelling the galaxy to destroy the scourge that is females and spread gayness. They find Earth, where men are oppressed by women (represented by a Chinese peasant cringing as his wife nags him), and save us by wiping out womankind. They then baptise their new gay representative on Earth (like a Christian baptism but with a white creamy liquid) and depart to find another planet to rescue. Oh, and the movie was black-and-white, until after the destruction of women, when it becomes colour.

    So to summarize, this movie is offencive to gays, blacks, women, Chinese, Christians, and space aliens.

    That reminds me of one, probably not as offensive, but still pretty bad. And pretty hilarious.

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    After having a surprise hit playing Dracula in Love at First Bite, George Hamilton seized the moment and spoofed another movie hero: Zorro. In fact, he plays two characters: the heroic Don Diego, who fights Spanish tyranny in Old California in his secret identity as Zorro, and Diego's long-absent brother, Bunny Wigglesworth, a man totally comfortable with his sexual identity and unafraid of accessorizing the Zorro outfit by rendering it in purple. When the swashbuckler is injured, he turns his sword over to the swishbuckler, who is just as good a swordsman, though a few shades less fiery. Some of the gay humor is heavy-handed, but Hamilton easily handles the comedy demands of the dual roles, and has strong support from Ron Leibman as the chief bad guy. --Marshall Fine

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The horror answer to this film is Bones. Snoop Dogg plays the undead spirit of a murdered pimp/drug dealer who comes back to avenge his death.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yb_tRkJOk

    also, The Leprechaun

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMGb9zyW1A&feature=related

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Beowulf?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    Beowulf?

    I'm not sure that was badgood

    I think, depending on how I am feeling and what day it is, that it is either entertaining-good or flat out bad

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Anything by Godfrey Ho.

    Here's an example

    One of his other movies has ninja fish.

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  • CaptainPeacockCaptainPeacock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shadowfire wrote: »
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    A fine, quotable movie.

    Don Diego: Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!
    Don Garcia: I might say the same thing about you with my wife!

    Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old man's a mushroom, etc.
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. A true camp classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBpWiIqE

    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My God, I'd forgotten about Elvira. Classic stuff. I'd also like to put down Lynch's Dune and Snakes On A Plane.

    ...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.

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  • AresProphetAresProphet giggle and the flames grow higher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The tagline for Crank 2 is the greatest tagline in film history, bar none

    HE WAS DEAD...

    BUT HE GOT BETTER

    Whoever managed to convince studio execs to use that deserves some kind of award.

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  • TorgoTorgo Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Roadhouse.
    I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.

    Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    CaptainPeacock wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
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    A fine, quotable movie.

    Don Diego: Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!
    Don Garcia: I might say the same thing about you with my wife!

    AHHAAAAAAAAAH!

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh shit yeah roadhouse is awesome

    Not gonna lie: I don't mind watching Dirty Dancing, because even as a straight man I can honestly say Patrick Swayze is fucking hot in that movie.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Torgo wrote: »
    Roadhouse.
    I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.

    Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg

    His name is Sam Elliot

    Fucking learn it

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Samawhowhat?

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  • NocrenNocren Still AwesomeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Torgo wrote: »
    Roadhouse.
    I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.

    Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg

    His name is Sam Elliot

    Fucking learn it

    The man could read the phone book and I would buy a copy of this mp3/tape/cd/video.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Samawhowhat?

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sam Elliot is all man.

    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Sam Elliot is all man.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Samawhathuh?

    Hey, wasn't that dude in The Big Lebowski?
    Spoiler:

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I second Krull and Beastmaster.

    In the same vein, I submit: Masters of the Universe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuaKBsf0es

    That's right, He-man motherfuckers. This movie was remarkable in that it brought the He-man mythos to 1980's America. Also, Frank Langella plays a mean Skeletor. You wouldn't think it's possible to do a good acting job portraying Skeletor, but he does.

    Also: my girlfriend owns Hudson Hawk. This movie is so bad that I wouldn't put it in this thread, but it's amazing in its own right. Bruce Willis plays a cat burgler. He and his partner sing showtunes to keep time during their burglaries.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVAVCW2t_TE

    Also, Leonardo Da Vinci and ancient technology.

    Another interestingly bad movie that my girlfriend inexplicably owns: Hackers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8

    So 90's.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Carrion-Eater Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm surprised we got this far without anyone mentioning Zardoz.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Samawhathuh?

    Hey, wasn't that dude in The Big Lebowski?
    Spoiler:

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Uh, oh...Samawhatsit seems to be gettin' mad.

    Also, Hudson Hawk is fucking awesome, at least if you go into it expecting a campy comedy with the occasional action.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god Zardoz

    Fucking Zardoz

    That movie is fucking surreal

    I still find it hard to believe it actually exists and wasn't just a fever dream I had once

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Uh, oh...Samawhatsit seems to be gettin' mad.

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zardoz.

    Man. What was up with the 70's.

    That kind of reminds me of a cartoon movie called Wizards.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJCDMzdsBg&feature=PlayList&p=6721890DC4491F73&playnext=1&index=3

    Yes, Hitler is in it. And titties. In this respect it is similar to the Fullmetal Alchemist movie.

    Oh! Also, why has nobody mentioned Ninja Scroll yet?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ssH29Caw0

    To me, this is the quintessential anime. Except unlike most animes, it is fast-paced awesome. It is why I got into katanas and shit when I was 15.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know I've never actually watched Ninja Scroll

    Never really felt like I was missing anything

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Anything by Godfrey Ho.

    Here's an example

    One of his other movies has ninja fish.

    Holy shit that looks terrible. I need to see more. D:

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuck! A ninja challenge? Just what I needed today jeeeez.

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  • Knuckle DraggerKnuckle Dragger Explosive Ovine Disposal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's just like Yojimbo, only with robots.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmFHZEkkx7o&feature=related

    Of course if we are talking about badgood Yojimbo remakes, we also have to mention Last Man Standing, which becomes badawesome if you can convince someone to play the drinking game (it's real simple; whenever someone dies, drink).

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That was incredible

    edit: To the death!

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "Who died and made you God?"
    "You did."

    Santa Maria, that was a terrible line

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I never see anyone mention Surf Ninjas in these kinds of threads, which is a shame, because it's just so lovably goofy. We're talking about a movie where Leslie Nielsen plays a Chinese warlord whose cyborg hand gets hacked by a pubescent ninja prophet's magical Sega Game Gear.

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  • LandoLando Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Holy shit! The black ninja in the "Ninja: Silent Assassin" video is totally Sy-Klone from He-Man!

    And sure, I'll get in line for the Bloodsport gangbang; coincidentally, this movie also has the best bad song ever. Stan Bush for the motherfuckin' win.
    I'm also going to add "Marked for Death," and "Chinese Super Ninjas." to the ring.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHf0whVo_w

    And for you "Masters of the Universe" guys...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSNRDolVc4s
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QQmCQqaZI&feature=related

    The Nostalgia Critic's reviews are fucking hilarious, plus he's covered some real stinkers.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    I can't even write the name of this movie without getting carded, so I'll post the poster.

    Gayniggersfromouterpsaceposter.jpg

    This movie has gay black aliens travelling the galaxy to destroy the scourge that is females and spread gayness. They find Earth, where men are oppressed by women (represented by a Chinese peasant cringing as his wife nags him), and save us by wiping out womankind. They then baptise their new gay representative on Earth (like a Christian baptism but with a white creamy liquid) and depart to find another planet to rescue. Oh, and the movie was black-and-white, until after the destruction of women, when it becomes colour.

    So to summarize, this movie is offencive to gays, blacks, women, Chinese, Christians, and space aliens.

    I must find this movie.

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  • elcid1390elcid1390 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Spoilered for length:
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    Tl;Dr Wild Things and Cruel Intentions are awesome.

    As an aside, I think Starship Troopers is actually a good good movie, as long as it's viewed as a satire.

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  • VariableVariable Detective of Perspective Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jeffe there are some videos on youtube of it. it's exactly what you're hoping.

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  • VariableVariable Detective of Perspective Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    elcid1390 wrote: »
    Spoilered for length:
    Spoiler:

    Tl;Dr Wild Things and Cruel Intentions are awesome.

    As an aside, I think Starship Troopers is actually a good good movie, as long as it's viewed as a satire.

    Wild Things is good. I've never been good at the bad/good (edit - I should say the good vs. badgood distinction) distinction, but I enjoy the movie so I'm all for it being listed anytime anywhere.

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