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[Chat]Ball II: Chat Harder

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    I wonder if I'll ever be able to read the name John Boehner in a politics thread without sniggering.

    Oh really?

    Oh, John Oliver, how I love you <3

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh hey, another thread for really creepy dudes to come out and play

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I might start signups for my mini chat phalla of Church tonight, waiting to see if Richy will give me the go ahead. :D

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    i started imagining all Justin's posts with an awful boston accent

    they make more sense that way

    I don't really have one, being from the 'burbs and all. Occasionally it'll slip out and I'll just hang my head in shame.

    I mean.

    Go faak yuhself, ya faakin queeaa.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Posts on page three had me worried when I skimmed past now.

    My resting bpm is usually 110 or more, has been for like 8 years. Am I in trouble or something?

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A guy in G&T just suggested that the term "git" came from Warhammer 40k.


    ....

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    A guy in G&T just suggested that the term "git" came from Warhammer 40k.


    ....

    ...then Blizzard copied it!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe I'll pick up Fire Emblem tonight

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »

    Dear lord that is terrifying

    you mean awesome?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.
    It's a fucking death penalty thread all over again

    My least favorite kind of thread

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i kinda laughed that modern man got an infraction for that story he posted.

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.
    It's a fucking death penalty thread all over again

    My least favorite kind of thread

    Yes, but do death penalty threads really have talk about the cutting off of wangs and the honing of one's rape skills?

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.

    Can I practice my rape skill on you? I need to get 5 more points into it before I am a expert.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I fail to see how castration of a rapist is a poor decision.

    Whats the alternative? Prison? Where he can go rape other inmates, and hone his skill for when he gets put back out with an unprepared public?

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.

    Can I practice my rape skill on you? I need to get 5 more points into it before I am a expert.

    Unfortunately, I can only be raped by experts so you're too low level for it to have any effect on me.

    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
    Characters
    [5e] Myriil Amarthen - AC 17 | HP 14 | Melee +6/1d6+4 | Spell +5/DC 13
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.

    Can I practice my rape skill on you? I need to get 5 more points into it before I am a expert.

    Unfortunately, I can only be raped by experts so you're too low level for it to have any effect on me.

    Fine I guess I can go grind on Hakkekage.

    Just you wait though.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ..hone his skills?

    Wow

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Doxa wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »

    Dear lord that is terrifying

    you mean awesome?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js

    I cannot imagine being a car driving by and seeing that. I just cant.

    Psn:wazukki
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    The eye for an eye thread does not disappoint.
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I fail to see how castration of a rapist is a poor decision.

    Whats the alternative? Prison? Where he can go rape other inmates, and hone his skill for when he gets put back out with an unprepared public?

    his username is somewhat amusing in this instance

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You gained 375 exp
    You have leveled up!

    Strength +2
    Stealth +1
    Rape +3

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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    I cannot imagine being a car driving by and seeing that. I just cant.

    Yeah I think my brain would lock up and I would crash.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    One of the bosses can be the daughter of the police captain!

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    You gained 375 exp
    You have leveled up!

    Strength +2
    Stealth +1
    Rape +3

    I'm glad my int mod is so high so I can get all those bonus skill points. I really want to keep rape at the cap while simultaneously working on escape artist and sneak.

    Psn:wazukki
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know, I really hate how accepted it has become that rape is an integral and inevitable aspect of the prison system.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

    Silly, that would be a weapon proficiency.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LaOs wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

    Silly, that would be a weapon proficiency.

    You gain the feat Spirited Charge!!! :winky:

    Psn:wazukki
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

    Silly, that would be a weapon proficiency.

    You gain the feat Twice in a Row!!! :winky:

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

    Silly, that would be a weapon proficiency.

    You gain the feat Twice in a Row!!! :winky:

    (Twice in a Row is a pre-requisite for attaining Run a Train)

    Psn:wazukki
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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    You learned the skill Chloroform!

    Silly, that would be a weapon proficiency.

    You gain the feat Twice in a Row!!! :winky:

    (Twice in a Row is a pre-requisite for attaining Run a Train)

    Rape cannot be used as torture. Unless you have 6 dots or more in your rape skill.

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    You know, I really hate how accepted it has become that rape is an integral and inevitable aspect of the prison system.

    Inevitable and socially acceptable to poke fun at

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So like 4 people at my office are sick. This is awesome.

    I suspect anthrax.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.
    It seems like it's been especially awful lately.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.

    I could've sworn that was the #1 reason that the electoral college came to be.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.

    Sometimes I wonder if it's just the "vocal minority" effect... Sometimes I repeat that to myself over and over whilst hiding under my blankets with tears running down my face.

    Psn:wazukki
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.
    It seems like it's been especially awful lately.

    Seriously.

    I look at threads these days and I just get so disgusted by what I'm reading that I can't even bring myself to post.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.
    It seems like it's been especially awful lately.

    Let's see there was the horrible thread, eye for an eye thread, peanut thread, peta thread, am I missing any others?

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Reading so many threads here makes me so happy, so very, very happy we don't have like, true democracy and we just have representatives instead.

    Because good fucking god people are morons.
    It seems like it's been especially awful lately.

    Seriously.

    I look at threads these days and I just get so disgusted by what I'm reading that I can't even bring myself to post.

    At least [chat]'s still a bastion of sanity.... eh guys?

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