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[Chat]Ball II: Chat Harder

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I once had sex with 4 girls at once.

    It was cool though since they were on drugs so they didn't know what was happening.

    made about 100 bucks selling the tape of it too

    which was then relabeled as a 5 lesbian orgy?

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    JW are a loads of fun. They use a fucked up translation of the bible that no-one else does. Even bullshit "King James Only" sects like southern baptists have better textual integrity than those guys.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bunch of women all up ins. Where're my bros?

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Thats the 2nd thing that tempted me, most of you know I'm LDS, and man, if theres one thing I couldnt get enough of on my mission, it was throwing down with JW's.

    I would especially like to use the part in the back of their bible that says "If someone proves their religion is right, you must join it" which they then try to use that to convince people to join theirs, I like using it against them...
    One of my few pleasures in college was jumping in on a debate between two religious people over which religion was stupider. It was fun to jump in on both sides.

    And by jump in you mean anally violate them without consent right?

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    You're all lying heavily about your sex exploits right now so I don't know whether or not to join the conversation until the almighty show that is Bones has finished. But my dad is standing breaking wind in the back room so I'm going to stay here, out of the way, for a bit.

    My heart rate is down to a (still too high) 82, and I want a glazed doughnut.... :(

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    HEY ALL ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE A JW?! Is the entire book.

    You have no idea, atleast now I can read it in English instead of before when I only saw it in Spanish, though to be honest, its still just as unintelligible. The thing is, I was tempted to just talk to these girls because, crap their hot. Though, I'm alone in the house and assuming they have the same rules as I did on my mission, then they can't come in the house unless a woman is present.

    You could invite them back over to have religious debates. I had a friend that did this legitimately for a class project.

    Thats the 2nd thing that tempted me, most of you know I'm LDS, and man, if theres one thing I couldnt get enough of on my mission, it was throwing down with JW's.

    I would especially like to use the part in the back of their bible that says "If someone proves their religion is right, you must join it" which they then try to use that to convince people to join theirs, I like using it against them...
    One of my few pleasures in college was jumping in on a debate between two religious people over which religion was stupider. It was fun to jump in on both sides.

    And by jump in you mean anally violate them without consent right?
    Well duh.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I once had sex with 4 girls at once.

    It was cool though since they were on drugs so they didn't know what was happening.

    made about 100 bucks selling the tape of it too

    which was then relabeled as a 5 lesbian orgy?

    I would cry at that insult but I am a man and man don't cry.

    Women cry.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Listening to music ... it's all I know.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    You're all lying heavily about your sex exploits right now so I don't know whether or not to join the conversation until the almighty show that is Bones has finished. But my dad is standing breaking wind in the back room so I'm going to stay here, out of the way, for a bit.

    My heart rate is down to a (still too high) 82, and I want a glazed doughnut.... :(
    DON'T DO IT JOHORO

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Grrr. Reviews are unhelpful because they all harp on about how the MSRP is twice as high as it should be relative to the competition, when in practice nobody pays any attention to the MSRP and sells them for pretty much the same price.
    I wonder how often the MSRP is a number made so things look like a bargain.

    Most of the time, apparently.

    There are companies in the UK whose entire business model is based on having a year-round "75% off" sale. They have the most irritating adverts, mostly because you know that the "Spring Madness" Sale (ENDING SOON!!! MUST BUY NOW!!! EASY CREDIT AND NOTHING TO PAY UNTIL 2010!!!) will shortly be supplanted by the "Summer Derangement" sale, which will in turn be replaced with the "Winter Absurdity" sale.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I once had sex with 4 girls at once.

    It was cool though since they were on drugs so they didn't know what was happening.

    made about 100 bucks selling the tape of it too

    which was then relabeled as a 5 lesbian orgy?

    I would cry at that insult but I am a man and man don't cry.

    Women cry.

    ironically thats one of the reasons they thought you were a girl, you just wouldn't stop crying.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2009
    500px-Apocalypse_vasnetsov.jpg

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.

    push the button

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh god the acid thread

    the goggles do nothing D:

  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.

    Press the button, then quickly place it down on the table before the light from the flash can get to it.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2009
    japan wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Grrr. Reviews are unhelpful because they all harp on about how the MSRP is twice as high as it should be relative to the competition, when in practice nobody pays any attention to the MSRP and sells them for pretty much the same price.
    I wonder how often the MSRP is a number made so things look like a bargain.
    Most of the time, apparently.

    There are companies in the UK whose entire business model is based on having a year-round "75% off" sale. They have the most irritating adverts, mostly because you know that the "Spring Madness" Sale (ENDING SOON!!! MUST BUY NOW!!! EASY CREDIT AND NOTHING TO PAY UNTIL 2010!!!) will shortly be supplanted by the "Summer Derangement" sale, which will in turn be replaced with the "Winter Absurdity" sale.
    Yeah, furniture stores and auto dealers are always advertising their big seasonal/holiday discounts.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.

    push the button

    Aiming towards a mirror while you are naked.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.

    It's a mirror stupid!

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.
    I hear the Venetians have developed some sort of looking glass that allows the viewer to see himself!

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    500px-Apocalypse_vasnetsov.jpg

    Conquest was always my favorite.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Sabs, have you gotten a hormone injection recently?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sabs, who is that in your avatar?

    steam_sig.png
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So, new camera get!

    But how do I take pictures of it? D:

    One of life's conundrums.
    I hear the Venetians have developed some sort of looking glass that allows the viewer to see himself!

    pshaw, the obvious answer is to buy another camera and use it to take a picture of the other one

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    You're all lying heavily about your sex exploits right now so I don't know whether or not to join the conversation until the almighty show that is Bones has finished. But my dad is standing breaking wind in the back room so I'm going to stay here, out of the way, for a bit.

    My heart rate is down to a (still too high) 82, and I want a glazed doughnut.... :(
    DON'T DO IT JOHORO

    But I'm hungry and it will taste good... I had three yesterday, and there are two left. :(

    Waste not want not?

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Sabs, who is that in your avatar?

    It looks like the guy from Flight of the Concords.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PAX

    I want to go to there

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Sabs, have you gotten a hormone injection recently?

    What are you trying to say?

    Ryadic: Brent from Flight of the Conchords during their Space Bowie song.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Yeah, furniture stores and auto dealers are always advertising their big seasonal/holiday discounts.

    There is a chain of car dealerships in Scotland that makes a selling point of the fact that their sale is, in fact, the only sale they will be having this year. They call it "The Real Sale". People go nuts over it.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But mirror pictures are hokie.

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The new PA D&D podcast is great. They brought back the actually competent DM.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    But mirror pictures are hokie.
    Use a series of mirrors.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    The new PA D&D podcast is great. They brought back the actually competent DM.

    Where? ACCIO PODCAST!

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Detharin is a fucking psychopath. Christ.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    PAX

    I want to go to there

    Me too.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ok, time to go home! finally

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    The new PA D&D podcast is great. They brought back the actually competent DM.

    Where? ACCIO PODCAST!

    REVEALENTIA FRONT PAGE

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So east coast PAX is next year, right?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Right, I'm going to watch Bones.

    The Podcast is downloading.

    I want to go to the Montanita Spanish and Surf school to learn Spanish and surf for three months. Then, if I had time, I'd want to go to Bolivia to volunteer at Inti Warra Yassi so that I could walk Pumas on a leash for a month or two.

    Someone win the lottery and give me money please.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    So east coast PAX is next year, right?

    Yep. And I bet they'll put it on a week when I'm busy doing other things.

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