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Scout Fortress 2: BONK!

Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4toArlington, VARegistered User regular
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Scout update

Penny Arcade Servers

THE STEAM GROUP IS WORTHLESS but if you're interested in trying out
fun new custom maps ask for an invite to the PA Honk group.

Server owners: Please PM me if there are any changes to your servers.

Job's
server
66.55.142.242:27015
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jonxp's
server
tf2.finalmeasure.com
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PMAvers's
server (custom maps)
208.167.243.68:27015
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pack for custom maps
(Unzip to Steam\steamapps\<your account>\teat fortress 2\tf\maps)
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Password to all PA servers is wang

Have fun, ya freakin' knuckleheads!

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The desire to deprive some of our citizens of their rights—economic, civic or political—has the same basic motivation as actuates the Fascist mind when it seeks to dominate whole peoples and nations.
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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    what happened to the old thread...

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User
    Tube locked it because tyrannus is fat

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    Lemmings was pro-Communist propeganda. All are created equal, sorted into specific jobs and roles that they will hold for the rest of their lives by a higher authority, and must sacrifice continuously for the good of the group. Success is measured by meeting quotas and nothing else. Also, nuclear holocaust.
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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    Tube closed it and said we can't have another one till Tuesday.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    Oh gawd.
    edit-I dunno, Tube's a reasonable guy. He probably won't lock this thread and then ban me.
    fuuck I'm gonna get my shit wrecked

    Wendell Wilkie wrote:
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  • DeMoNDeMoN Registered User regular
    So this thread is breaking the rules?

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    oh... any word on why the previous one was disposed of?

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    GreenPowerRanger wrote: »
    oh... any word on why the previous one was disposed of?

    Too much offtopic crap, AFAIK.

    Speaking of which, I have heard rumors that the Force of Nature crits from behind always. But only has two shells or something.

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    Any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from magic.
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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Basically the way this thread is heading... Already.

    But seriously each time a new update comes out I get the mood to play, but then it slowly dies when I get into a server and get thoroughly crushed by everyone.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    ONTOPIC ONTOPIC ON TOPIC
    Today's stuff doesn't look that interesting. I like fastlane, and I'd like to see fastlane not be retardedly hard for the team that doesn't cap the first point, and Egypt looks ok.

    I like that they're admitted that the shotgun gives you super recoil, but I just want to see what the shottie unlock is

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  • psyck0psyck0 Registered User regular
    They do free weekends when updates come out, right? I need to see if this runs on my lappy (stupid integrated graphics cards) because I dearly want to play it.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User
    Hey guys, what do you think about the new scattergun?

    Apparently it makes the scout able to "ascend"...

    Bioptic wrote: »
    Lemmings was pro-Communist propeganda. All are created equal, sorted into specific jobs and roles that they will hold for the rest of their lives by a higher authority, and must sacrifice continuously for the good of the group. Success is measured by meeting quotas and nothing else. Also, nuclear holocaust.
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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    Impersonator wrote: »
    Hey guys, what do you think about the new scattergun?

    Apparently it makes the scout able to "ascend"...

    It's the bible-cannon. You mayst use yonder cannon to smote thy enemies, or thoust may shoot at oneself, as Jesus did, and ascend to the Land on High.

    Wendell Wilkie wrote:
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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    im really underwhelmed by todays update, more commuity maps?! pleeeease. bit lame.

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  • LagnarLagnar Registered User regular
    GreenPowerRanger wrote: »
    im really underwhelmed by todays update, more commuity maps?! pleeeease. bit lame.

    I was pretty ticked off aswell. So now we have one slot (one of the two is taken by the main gun) for either a "Meet the", a new map or a new gametype/map. While a new "Meet the" would be nice, I would rather see a new game type, and have them release the "Meet the" either on its own or during the next class update.

    Now, I would be really pissed if it was another "Here is some comunity maps! Have fun!". God that would be terrible.

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    mmm hmm, I think its going to be the new payload map we saw in the back of the Bonk! update, and they might try to pass it off as a new game type, but i doubt it...

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  • CobellCobell Registered User regular
    GreenPowerRanger wrote: »
    im really underwhelmed by todays update, more commuity maps?! pleeeease. bit lame.

    what?!!! C'mon "Classes with the ability to ascend rapidly (Soldiers, Demomen, and Scouts using the new scattergun unlockable " sounds great. The new scout gun is some kind of shotgun jump thingy. Hilarity.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    I don't think double payload is the new game mode. Robin Walker said in the interview:
    A new Payload map is in the works, more community maps are on the way and the team will soon unveil a very different new game mode.

    This must be the Payload map, and while a race to the finish is cool I would hardly call it "very different."

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Beanball wrote:
    Stun a scout with their own ball.

    So what does that mean? You can bat balls back and forth?

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Beanball wrote:
    Stun a scout with their own ball.

    So what does that mean? You can bat balls back and forth?

    like rocket tennis :D

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    I'm curious to see what the "First Blood" crit bonus entails

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  • tofutofu Registered User
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    ONTOPIC ONTOPIC ON TOPIC
    Today's stuff doesn't look that interesting. I like fastlane, and I'd like to see fastlane not be retardedly hard for the team that doesn't cap the first point, and Egypt looks ok.

    I like that they're admitted that the shotgun gives you super recoil, but I just want to see what the shottie unlock is

    As long as we stay on topic.

    And Goose doesn't whine too much.

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  • ToastmoldToastmold Registered User regular
    On top of everything that the new shotgun can apparently do, I doubt it will also have auto back crits.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza We sell products... ...and get in ROBOTS!Registered User regular
    tofu wrote: »
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    ONTOPIC ONTOPIC ON TOPIC
    Today's stuff doesn't look that interesting. I like fastlane, and I'd like to see fastlane not be retardedly hard for the team that doesn't cap the first point, and Egypt looks ok.

    I like that they're admitted that the shotgun gives you super recoil, but I just want to see what the shottie unlock is

    As long as we stay on topic.

    And Goose doesn't whine too much.

    Yeah we wouldn't want the thread to get locked again.....

    ..



    So the scout update, I'm still betting to eat my enlarged testicle if there isnt vip in some form

    We sell fights and get into products.
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  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User
    Handsome Costanza wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    ONTOPIC ONTOPIC ON TOPIC
    Today's stuff doesn't look that interesting. I like fastlane, and I'd like to see fastlane not be retardedly hard for the team that doesn't cap the first point, and Egypt looks ok.

    I like that they're admitted that the shotgun gives you super recoil, but I just want to see what the shottie unlock is

    As long as we stay on topic.

    And Goose doesn't whine too much.

    Yeah we wouldn't want the thread to get locked again.....

    ..



    So the scout update, I'm still betting to eat my enlarged testicle if there isnt vip in some form

    Man someone already said it in the other thread, but PL is the new VIP.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza We sell products... ...and get in ROBOTS!Registered User regular
    TheSuperWoot wrote: »
    Handsome Costanza wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    ONTOPIC ONTOPIC ON TOPIC
    Today's stuff doesn't look that interesting. I like fastlane, and I'd like to see fastlane not be retardedly hard for the team that doesn't cap the first point, and Egypt looks ok.

    I like that they're admitted that the shotgun gives you super recoil, but I just want to see what the shottie unlock is

    As long as we stay on topic.

    And Goose doesn't whine too much.

    Yeah we wouldn't want the thread to get locked again.....

    ..



    So the scout update, I'm still betting to eat my enlarged testicle if there isnt vip in some form

    Man someone already said it in the other thread, but PL is the new VIP.

    Yeah well you need to not read into my words so much. BITCHASS ITS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LOST WHEN I SPEAK. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    Toastmold wrote: »
    On top of everything that the new shotgun can apparently do, I doubt it will also have auto back crits.

    Considering Valve's odd definition of 'back'...

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  • tofutofu Registered User
    Toastmold wrote: »
    On top of everything that the new shotgun can apparently do, I doubt it will also have auto back crits.

    What new shotgun?

    I hope cp_egypt is better than the last time I played it.

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    tofu wrote: »
    Toastmold wrote: »
    On top of everything that the new shotgun can apparently do, I doubt it will also have auto back crits.

    What new shotgun?

    I hope cp_egypt is better than the last time I played it.

    the new shotgun. The Force of Nature. Or maybe it's a new shotgun and the ability it has is called the Force of Nature, but anyway, there's a new shotgun, I would wager.

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  • tofutofu Registered User
    Feels Good Man wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Toastmold wrote: »
    On top of everything that the new shotgun can apparently do, I doubt it will also have auto back crits.

    What new shotgun?

    I hope cp_egypt is better than the last time I played it.

    the new shotgun. The Force of Nature. Or maybe it's a new shotgun and the ability it has is called the Force of Nature, but anyway, there's a new shotgun, I would wager.

    The force-a-nature looks like a saw to me. Of course, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza We sell products... ...and get in ROBOTS!Registered User regular
    If the new shotgun is called force of nature then i will quit valve

    We sell fights and get into products.
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  • tofutofu Registered User
    The scout will get a weapon called the force-a-nature, it's in the achievements.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza We sell products... ...and get in ROBOTS!Registered User regular
    if it is the shotgun well then i quit valve

    We sell fights and get into products.
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  • tofutofu Registered User
    We already know the unlocks for the bat and the pistol.

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  • GreenPowerRangerGreenPowerRanger Registered User regular
    how do we know its called the force of nature?

    Im thinking about getting a server guys, it would be located in the united kingdom. does anybody know if there are any deals going on atm etc?

    as for why? I'm bored of god awful lag, I enjoy both custom and normal maps so would like to have the best of both worlds *cough* Garbage Day & Badwater *Cough*, and I want to be able to slay Rak when he blows me up.

    Edit: Have you quit yet?

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  • MindspreadMindspread Registered User
    GreenPowerRanger wrote: »
    how do we know its called the force of nature?

    http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm


    Fall Classic: Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.

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  • elevatureelevature Registered User regular
    First Blood 2: Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.

    This one is pretty interesting. Getting the achievement gets you a crit buff?

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  • TheSuperWootTheSuperWoot Registered User
    That would be even more ridiculous than some of the medic achievements if that were true, considering you would only get one shot at it.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    elevature wrote: »
    First Blood 2: Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.

    This one is pretty interesting. Getting the achievement gets you a crit buff?
    Probably getting the first kill will give a buff. It won't need to bee when you get the achievement , because that would be insane.


    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
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  • tofutofu Registered User
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    elevature wrote: »
    First Blood 2: Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.

    This one is pretty interesting. Getting the achievement gets you a crit buff?
    Probably getting the first kill will give a buff. It won't need to bee when you get the achievement , because that would be insane.

    Probably the first kill in arena, since that's what First Blood is for.

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    yeah I assume they're going to implement the buff with this update.

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