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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've never trusted laser tag.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I prefer NERF wars because they reward athleticism and careful aim a lot more than paintball and laser tag. You can play in a big open field without terrain and still involve lots of strategy.

    More Halo, less Gears of War.
    Come again?
    Paintball uses compressed air, so you can shoot further and more accurately.

    Yes?

    I fail to see how this impacts the need for careful aim or athleticism.

    99% of nerf guns are single shot. At best, you get a clip and have to cock between rounds.

    You miss and get spotted, you're probably not getting off another shot before you get hit unless it's from a backup gun mounted onto your main, like with a Longshot or the accessory rails. They're also shorter range.

    Thus, you must get closer, and make your first shot count.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Laser tag is fun. There are a couple of places near here. :)

    Laser tag is indeed awesome. Especially if you're playing with people who don't seem to realize that lasers are the equivalent to unlimited ammo.

    The laser tag place I go to rates you on accuracy.

    The one that I've been to had that as one of the columns, too, but who cares I totally killed your ass more times than not. So it took me pulling the trigger 30x as often, if you can't stand the rockin' lasers get out of the planetarium. :P

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Nerf requires a closer game.

    Edit: It’s not an attack on paintball, just saying that paintball allows for a wider game area.

    That's true. But if your closer I'd say that means you can be less precise in your accuracy.

    It seems like if anything, nerf is a game that rewards stealth and guile from yal's description. Not athleticism, though accuracy certainly is important.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I prefer NERF wars because they reward athleticism and careful aim a lot more than paintball and laser tag. You can play in a big open field without terrain and still involve lots of strategy.

    More Halo, less Gears of War.

    Come again?

    NERF guns come with limited ammo and limited range. You need to get within 30 feet to have a good chance of hitting your target, and if you miss with two or three rounds you're probably going to get plugged. It's a lot more dodge/parry, as opposed to hiding behind terrain and running like hell from safe spot to safe spot. You have to be careful with your shots and make sure you don't get caught reloading. Plus different "guns" offer different tactical advantages, as opposed to everybody having the same weapon.

    All these things are things I like.

    Plus, remember, I'm pretty and fragile. Paintballs don't like me very much.

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    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BMX and motocross both require a lot of skill, but motocross has an engine. The scale is different.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I’ve never done paintball or Nerf.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jen said she'd never ever see me again
    when I saw here again, she said it again

    this is my favorite song of this season. yesssss.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've never hunted man for sport.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Nerf requires a closer game.

    Edit: It’s not an attack on paintball, just saying that paintball allows for a wider game area.

    That's true. But if your closer I'd say that means you can be less precise in your accuracy.

    It seems like if anything, nerf is a game that rewards stealth and guile from yal's description. Not athleticism, though accuracy certainly is important.

    In theory, yes.

    Issue is, everyone runs around like crazy in Nerf wars. There's a rather anti-milsim sentiment in the community, so it's easier to run up like fucking hell to someone and pop 'em than it is to sneak up and put one into the back of their heads.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blargh, I have to pick a Wednesday to skip school so I can visit Columbia. Why do they have to do these things in the middle of the week. That's dumb.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Blargh, I have to pick a Wednesday to skip school so I can visit Columbia. Why do they have to do these things in the middle of the week. That's dumb.
    YOUR CONVENIENCE IS IMPORTANT TO US, CITIZEN

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    NERF guns come with limited ammo and limited range. You need to get within 30 feet to have a good chance of hitting your target, and if you miss with two or three rounds you're probably going to get plugged. It's a lot more dodge/parry, as opposed to hiding behind terrain and running like hell from safe spot to safe spot. You have to be careful with your shots and make sure you don't get caught reloading. Plus different "guns" offer different tactical advantages, as opposed to everybody having the same weapon.

    All these things are things I like.

    Plus, remember, I'm pretty and fragile. Paintballs don't like me very much.

    There is actually plenty of dodging in paintball. Snap shooting is a pretty huge skill and pretty much consists entirely of quickly popping out, shooting once or twice and tucking back in. It's often the deciding factor in matches where positions get locked down.

    I wouldn't say that paintball is hiding and running from safe spot to safe spot. If you are hiding you aren't really contributing to your team, your not giving cover to your team mates or having eyes on the field. You generally don't run to safe spots, you try to find openings to advance aggressively up the field to get angle shots on your opponents.

    Getting caught reloading is an issue in paintball too. :P The gun thing I will concede.

    I'm not trying to argue that paintball is better or anything, I think they are different, but I think your claims that nerf requires more athleticism and accuracy is erroneous in nature. I think both games reward you quite a lot for having both of those abilities.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Incomplete list of things I have never done

    [strike]make list of things I have never done[/strike]

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There should be paint grenades and paint knives in paintball as well.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Blargh, I have to pick a Wednesday to skip school so I can visit Columbia. Why do they have to do these things in the middle of the week. That's dumb.
    YOUR CONVENIENCE IS IMPORTANT TO US, CITIZEN

    It ought to be.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    There should be paint grenades and paint knives in paintball as well.

    There are paint grenades for scenario games, actually. I've also seen paint trip wire mines and the like.

    Knives? Not so much. Either you just shoot someone that close or they have surrender rule in place. Knife probably just has too much potential for injury, sadly.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    paint howitzers

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Couldn't it just be like a piece of wood with greasy, wet paint all over it?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There are paintball tanks, aren't there.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    In Israel my family was heavily involved in Krav Maga instruction and so I have an incredibly healthy respect for knives. I've bled many times from fake ones.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wouldn't a paint gun knife just be a paint brush?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Duffel wrote: »
    Couldn't it just be like a piece of wood with greasy, wet paint all over it?

    It should just be a pointy sponge soaked in paint.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Duffel wrote: »
    Couldn't it just be like a piece of wood with greasy, wet paint all over it?

    A piece of wood? How 'bout like a red permanent marker or something.

    I wouldn't want anyone coming at me with no damn piece of wood.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There are paintball tanks, aren't there.
    Paint-weapon escalation.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There are paintball tanks, aren't there.

    Oh, Jesus- we're fucked. D:

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I meant like a dowel rod or something.

    Not a tobacco stick/bamboo/kindling

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There are paintball tanks, aren't there.

    One paintball tank, one paintball off-tank, three paintball healers, and five paintball dps.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There are paintball tanks, aren't there.

    Maybe....

    tank1.jpg

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This has officially gone too far.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd play a paint pyro.

    Think about it.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, there you go. You're all fucked.

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I heard a story on the news last night.

    A british soldier got drunk, climbed into a tank and crashed it.

    Then he stumbled back and took another tank.

    The police chased him down. Sirens wailing in pursuit. Of a tank with a drunk driver.

    I feel this is wonderful.

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's not really great unless he busted through a wall and got an equestrian statue impaled on the tank gun.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Duffel wrote: »
    It's not really great unless he busted through a wall and got an equestrian statue impaled on the tank gun.

    goldeneye?

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    DuffelDuffel jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yes.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damnit, I have to go to beeeed.

    I'm gonna be stoked when we figure out how to get rid of this stupid-ass waste of time.

    Or maybe figure out a way to use the internet while we're dreaming lucidly.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Hey, people in my house- I care about my health. I purchase (sometimes expensive) food that is particularly suited to my health goals. You don't give a shit about your health, as is obvious by your consuming gallons and gallons of soda a week, along with pizzas several times a week.

    STOP EATING MY FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SLOP THIS TIME.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hey, people in my house- I care about my health. I purchase (sometimes expensive) food that is particularly suited to my health goals. You don't give a shit about your health, as is obvious by your consuming gallons and gallons of soda a week, along with pizzas several times a week.

    STOP EATING MY FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SLOP THIS TIME.

    Season their pizza with garlic salt and onion powder.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hey, people in my house- I care about my health. I purchase (sometimes expensive) food that is particularly suited to my health goals. You don't give a shit about your health, as is obvious by your consuming gallons and gallons of soda a week, along with pizzas several times a week.

    STOP EATING MY FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SLOP THIS TIME.

    Season their pizza with baby batter.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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