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I want a goddamn tiger

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    it will kill you and eat you.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited March 2009
    but it'll look so adorable while it does it

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    StatiK wrote: »
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register



    What is the significance of the chalkboard?

    it allows the Barista to let customers know who he is and how fabulously gay he is.

    Now we know what to get Redeemer* for his birthday!



    *interchangeable with any forum gay

    If anyone got, or gets, me anything for McDonalds, I will punch them square in the dick.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't wait until this tiger reaches maturity, attacks someone and gets killed

    oh wait, yes I can

    well Mr. Tiger, at least try to kill someone before you go

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Does anyone even read anymore

    it's in a fucking zoo

    jesus

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's impossible for animals to kill people at the zoo

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    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Cue clevergirl.jpeg

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  • SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Animals need boundaries; they crave them. Or is that children?

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sicarii wrote: »
    Animals need boundaries; they crave them. Or is that children?

    I think it might be both.

    Hell, let's just throw them all together in a big pile in a cage.

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I want a house hippo

    HOUSE HIPPO

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i have learned a valuable lesson about health scepticism today

    and also how the heart can be broken into tiny, house-hippo sized pieces of dissapointment

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck i want one too

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yah, I've never seen a commercial fail so hard at what it set out to do.

    Because fuck you concerned children's advertisers, I want my goddamn house hippo.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Asiina wrote: »
    Yah, I've never seen a commercial fail so hard at what it set out to do.

    Because fuck you concerned children's advertisers, I want my goddamn house hippo.

    and then it grows

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Apparently that's okay too!

    House Hippo?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Asiina wrote: »
    I want a house hippo

    HOUSE HIPPO

    Oh my God

    I want a dozen

    Also, the video went perfectly with this horrible cypress hill song and was very entertaining sans noise

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  • StatiKStatiK Registered User
    edited March 2009
    what about a wolf fish?

    that thing eats mice ffs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDUAc1Aj_x0

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  • curlybrocurlybro Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Pigtail Macaques anyone?

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That picture is disturbing.

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  • StatiKStatiK Registered User
    edited March 2009
    curlybro wrote: »
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    Pigtail Macaques anyone?


    Seems like this guy has a way too intimate relationship with that monkey

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh god, look at those eyes.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    StatiK wrote: »
    what about a wolf fish?

    that thing eats mice ffs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDUAc1Aj_x0

    That mouse got shit-rocked.

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    StatiK wrote: »
    curlybro wrote: »
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    Pigtail Macaques anyone?


    Seems like this guy has a way too intimate relationship with that monkey

    It's the way he's looking at us. Like he's daring us to join him in some sort of monkey-man ménage à trois.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The mouse kept coming out. D:

    God that was epic.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    That's not a wolf fish

    this is a wolf fish:
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    they're commonly referred to as wolf eels, but they're not actually eels and wolf fish is more proper

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Goddamn the ocean is fucked up.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    what? wolf fish are awesome

    I and every diver I know love seeing wolf fish during a dive

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Speaking of crazy looking fish, has this one been posted?
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    It's head is translucent so it can see potential threats/prey above itself

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    what? wolf fish are awesome

    I and every diver I know love seeing wolf fish during a dive

    You couldn't pay me to go diving.

    Fuck the ocean. Get it the hell away from me.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    that's ok, the ocean is fishy enough without your seeping vagina in it

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  • StatiKStatiK Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    That's not a wolf fish

    this is a wolf fish:
    Wolffish01.jpg

    they're commonly referred to as wolf eels, but they're not actually eels and wolf fish is more proper

    Forget a mouse that thing could eat a freaking dog

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    actually they mostly eat crustaceans

    and octopus if they can get them

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Speaking of crazy looking fish, has this one been posted?
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    It's head is translucent so it can see potential threats/prey above itself

    Oh it looks so docile and darling!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    And yet, an air of slight melancholy.

    Another successful post, thanks to the power of Spacestar Ordering™!
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  • StatiKStatiK Registered User
    edited March 2009
    yeah, read the wiki, but do an image search for wolf fish, they have the teeth of a shark, just over all something i wouldnt like running into while diving about playing with dolphins that sorta thing

    and as far as the other fish goes, it does look very cute and what not, but i cannot believe anything with an exposed brain is docile

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    yet every diver I know loves wolf fish

    so you're simply speaking from ignorance and inexperience

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Or maybe divers are crazy.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Speaking of crazy looking fish, has this one been posted?
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    It's head is translucent so it can see potential threats/prey above itself

    am... am I looking at it's brain?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Asiina wrote: »
    Or maybe divers are crazy.
    nope, we're just not frightened little vaginas who get scared by their own shadow

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Speaking of crazy looking fish, has this one been posted?
    _news_news_releases_2009_barreleye_barreleye1-350.jpg

    It's head is translucent so it can see potential threats/prey above itself

    am... am I looking at it's brain?

    Yes, and a few other organs.

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