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So uh, we almost got hit by an asteroid yesterday

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?

    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
    tl;dr

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

    Faricazy on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    NO SHUT UP SHUT UP

    GODDAMMIT

    'CAUSE I MISS YOU, BABY
    AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THAAAAAANG

    i am going to poop in a box and mail that poop to you

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  • all my bags are packed

    I'm ready to go

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?

    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
    Man, I love Death Race 2000.



    What? Isn't that the speech from Death Race 2000?

    With Carradine and Stallone and the bad sensai from the Karate Kid movies?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?
    crappy president speech
    Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!

    Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?
    crappy president speech
    Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!

    Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    all my bags are packed

    I'm ready to go

    me first and the gimme gimmes are the best

    mrpaku on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    all my bags are packed

    I'm ready to go
    i'm outta time and

    all i got is four minutes CHIKKA CHIKKA four minutes

    Faricazy on
  • Pkmoutl wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?

    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
    Man, I love Death Race 2000.



    What? Isn't that the speech from Death Race 2000?

    With Carradine and Stallone and the bad sensai from the Karate Kid movies?

    preeeeeetty sure that's deep impact

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?

    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
    tl;dr

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

    Harry: And this is the best that you-that the government, the U.S. government could come up with? I mean, you're NASA for crying out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You're the guys that're thinking shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here [gestures to USAF pilots], that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?

    Truman: Yeah.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON THAT PAGE, FARI

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009

    preeeeeetty sure that's deep impact

    Armageddon.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I only saw Deep Impact the one time and I don't remember it very well

    was it better than Armageddon?

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  • jesus none of you fuckers have even seen armageddon, have you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW6X7h5MUuI

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?

    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.
    Man, I love Death Race 2000.



    What? Isn't that the speech from Death Race 2000?

    With Carradine and Stallone and the bad sensai from the Karate Kid movies?

    preeeeeetty sure that's deep impact
    Pffft.

    Like any good actors were in that movie.

    And it's not like anyone ever saw it or anything.

    Not like Death Race 2000.

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  • did you just diss morgan freeman

    you did, didn't you

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OH MY GOD THIS PAGE TOO

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I miss that time. now its all crappy horror flicks

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    OH MY GOD THIS PAGE TOO

    Pardon me, Futore

    I'm informing Fari 90 seconds ago

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Pardon me, Futore

    I'm informing Fari 90 seconds ago
    pardon me

    i'm informing future one day ago

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fari spelled my name wrong and now has no cred.

    GG WINS!

    HOWEVER, Fari's post infers some sort of super time travel.

    Fari gets consulation prize!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I liked Deep Impact.

    I hated Armageddon.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Time to break this baby out
    Why did that thing have a vulcan cannon again?
    I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.
    The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and the suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.
    The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.

    So I edited the speech for people who don't want to read alot of words.

    ahem...

    I am a person and we are all in a lot of dangerrrr. The Bible sais we are all gonna die today, how ironic cause we are super smart! We are doing a lot of stuff to prevent it.

    We did alot of stuff to make us prepared for this thingy. We had a very silly history with lots of killing which somehow made us brave. And we are also launching 14 people into space.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I liked Deep Impact.

    I hated Armageddon.

    Other way around for me.

    The former was a terrible movie either way.

    Armageddon at least had action.


    But this is all moot, because in a world where the movie Space Cowboys exist both of these movies are obsolete.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    damnit. just looked at the watchmen thread and all the timeline shit.

    how did I miss this all? I am King of Multipost

    is Ramius on a bender tonight?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mission to mars was totally rad

    red planet was rad too

    nobody saw either one though

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I saw the one where the robot goes crazy.

    and the one where in the end, the martians talk about how they made creation or something.

    I don't know which one was which. I think Val Kilmer was in one of them or both of them or all of everything.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, if there was a close one in 1972, a close one in 1996, and a close one in 2009, this shit is alot more frequent then I though

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  • yeah well volcano was better than dante's peak

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I saw both!

    I think I liked Mission to Mars better but it's hard to remember

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    did you just diss morgan freeman

    you did, didn't you

    Morgan Freeman wasn't in Death Race 2000.


    But he should have been.


    But seriously, folks.

    Which one was which? I never can remember which was Deep Impact (which I think sounds like a porn title) and which one was Armageddon.

    Which one was the Bruce Willis move and which one had the Aerosmith caterwauling as the song?

    And you should all still watch the old Death Race 2000. It's gloriously horrid.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I saw Red Planet on the Disney Cruise ship

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    I liked Deep Impact.

    I hated Armageddon.

    Other way around for me.

    The former was a terrible movie either way.

    Armageddon at least had action.


    But this is all moot, because in a world where the movie Space Cowboys exist both of these movies are obsolete.
    I thought Deep Impact had a somewhat believable plot though.

    I mean really. Training oil drillers to be astronauts is somehow easier than training astronauts to drill oil? And they do this in a few days or something? Maybe it was weeks? Doesn't matter. Ridiculous. And don't give me no "it's a movie" bullshit.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    So, if there was a close one in 1972, a close one in 1996, and a close one in 2009, this shit is alot more frequent then I though

    But you see 'close' is an extremely broad term.

    You are far more likely to be killed by your own pants then by an asteroid. Statistics are funny that way.

    Living under the constant fear of improbable death is no way to go.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah well volcano was better than dante's peak

    whoa whoa whoa. let's not go too crazy

    it's okay Geebs. everyone is allowed to say some crazy things here and there

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  • Pkmoutl wrote: »
    did you just diss morgan freeman

    you did, didn't you

    Morgan Freeman wasn't in Death Race 2000.


    But he should have been.


    But seriously, folks.

    Which one was which? I never can remember which was Deep Impact (which I think sounds like a porn title) and which one was Armageddon.

    Which one was the Bruce Willis move and which one had the Aerosmith caterwauling as the song?

    And you should all still watch the old Death Race 2000. It's gloriously horrid.

    the two you described are the same movie

    morgan freeman and elijah wood were in deep impact

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    So, if there was a close one in 1972, a close one in 1996, and a close one in 2009, this shit is alot more frequent then I though

    But you see 'close' is an extremely broad term.

    You are far more likely to be killed by your own pants then by an asteroid. Statistics are funny that way.

    Living under the constant fear of improbable death is no way to go.

    oh, ok

    ...but now, I have to worry about my pants

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  • Futore wrote: »
    yeah well volcano was better than dante's peak

    whoa whoa whoa. let's not go too crazy

    it's okay Geebs. everyone is allowed to say some crazy things here and there
    V O L C A N O

    V O L C A N O

    L A
    listen that's the best trailer trick in the world

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Deep Impact and Armageddon are both unwatchable pieces of shit

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  • bale shut up you big stupid dummy

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