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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    oh, i guess i should have read the previous page, where the exact same point is made.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Maybe it would have worked better split into two or three movies

    then they could have made editing decisions based on what worked instead of what there was time for.

    This would not have worked. Seeing it split up would be awful. I don't even think I would bother until the dvds were out and I could watch them back to back.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought Watchmen had that problem where individual scenes were really good but when they added up to the whole ehhh not so much

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I thought Watchmen had that problem where individual scenes were really good but when they added up to the whole ehhh not so much

    Very good, this is how I feel.

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    ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, but I constantly felt like it was moving around all over the place and was hard to keep focus of. I think that is primarily because the novel is the same way but has all the extra material in it.

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    no, i don't think that would've been necessary either

    watchmen's story isn't a big one. moore is right when he says the narrative itself isn't the most important part of the book

    the characters, the side details, the other stories going on within the story make watchmen what it is

    the movie tries hard to do that, and ends up a bit of a bloated mess because of it

    i still liked the movie, don't get me wrong, but it's a messy film that, as an adaptation, is pretty poorly executed

    this is exactly why it's only a decent movie at best

    the book's overarching story isn't told through narrative nor even chronological progression

    it's really a culmination of all the other, smaller stories and all the little details buried in the background that tell the "main" story, so to speak

    a movie, in that respect, is a very poor choice of medium for it, and I honestly don't think any adaptation would've worked "better" than the one we got

    it's true that the movie followed the book "too closely" and that made it lose viability as a strong movie, but at the same time if it followed it any less faithfully it may have lost most of its impact

    this is why i've been saying that it's the best adaptation that we could have hoped for - not because it's the best adaptation possible, but because the limitations of the cinematic form means that there's no hope that you'd get the same impact/effect as the book has.

    Dude, you teased me earlier with the claim that this adaptation served as a pretty good deconstruction of comic book movies, then you left without explaining. One of the things I didn't like about this movie is that it seemed to entirely lose the critical edge that the comic had -- it didn't seem to be a movie about comic book movies, it just is a comic book movie. But maybe if you explain this to me, I'll be able to talk myself into giving it a second viewing.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's it. Really. I hope the movie inspires people to read the book. I haven't seen the movie but I know that it can't possibly offer the same experience as the graphic novel and it would be a real shame if people start identifying Watchmen with the movie instead of the book.

    4 words.


    Lord of the Rings.

    in all fairness, the LOTR movies were based off of SIX full-blooded novels written like the history of a world. Reading the LOTR books is a bit more of a challenge than reading just over 600 pages of a graphic novel.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    The CNN review of Watchmen says that it is too close to the comic.

    OK, SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKING FILM WORLD AND IT'S LOSE-LOSE SITUATION IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.

    You make a film for the fans, and the critics say it's too much like the comic, you make a film for the critics and you piss off all the fans

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's

    It's almost like you can't please everyone


    Challenge accepted, this sounds like a job for Doctor Gigolo

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Goddammit, I want to love the motion comic but I can't get over the fact that they used one damn voice actor for everyone. I listen to audiobooks, so I should be used to it, but in this case it feels so wrong. They should have hired everyone from the movie to do voice acting (especially Rorschach).

    Hell, Id settle for soundalikes if the females were actually voiced by a female.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm glad I had a hand in creating Doctor Gigolo

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Lots of people had a hand in creating Doctor Gigolo

    After the fisting orgy, he realised what his calling was

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shurakai wrote: »
    Goddammit, I want to love the motion comic but I can't get over the fact that they used one damn voice actor for everyone. I listen to audiobooks, so I should be used to it, but in this case it feels so wrong. They should have hired everyone from the movie to do voice acting (especially Rorschach).

    Hell, Id settle for soundalikes if the females were actually voiced by a female.

    that's because most audiobooks are read by classically trained stage actors, the motion comic was probably done using someone from Accounting.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    Goddammit, I want to love the motion comic but I can't get over the fact that they used one damn voice actor for everyone. I listen to audiobooks, so I should be used to it, but in this case it feels so wrong. They should have hired everyone from the movie to do voice acting (especially Rorschach).

    Hell, Id settle for soundalikes if the females were actually voiced by a female.

    that's because most audiobooks are read by classically trained stage actors, the motion comic was probably done using someone from Accounting.
    that reminds me of the best audiobook I ever heard, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way! which was read by Bruce Campbell and an assortment of actors.

    if I had some mystical computer program which read text to me in his voice it would be astounding.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    Goddammit, I want to love the motion comic but I can't get over the fact that they used one damn voice actor for everyone. I listen to audiobooks, so I should be used to it, but in this case it feels so wrong. They should have hired everyone from the movie to do voice acting (especially Rorschach).

    Hell, Id settle for soundalikes if the females were actually voiced by a female.

    that's because most audiobooks are read by classically trained stage actors, the motion comic was probably done using someone from Accounting.
    that reminds me of the best audiobook I ever heard, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way! which was read by Bruce Campbell and an assortment of actors.

    if I had some mystical computer program which read text to me in his voice it would be astounding.

    I keep hearing The Bro Code was a great as an audiobook.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Shurakai wrote: »
    Goddammit, I want to love the motion comic but I can't get over the fact that they used one damn voice actor for everyone. I listen to audiobooks, so I should be used to it, but in this case it feels so wrong. They should have hired everyone from the movie to do voice acting (especially Rorschach).

    Hell, Id settle for soundalikes if the females were actually voiced by a female.

    that's because most audiobooks are read by classically trained stage actors, the motion comic was probably done using someone from Accounting.
    that reminds me of the best audiobook I ever heard, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way! which was read by Bruce Campbell and an assortment of actors.

    if I had some mystical computer program which read text to me in his voice it would be astounding.

    I keep hearing The Bro Code was a great as an audiobook.
    it's read by Neil Patrick Harris, so while I'm interested in hearing it I'm not really interested in the subject matter.

    mostly because even hearing his debonair voice saying "bro" is like having a mini-aneurysm.

    edit: duh, apparently I don't know words!

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darric wrote: »
    But even more specifically than that, I loved how in the comic that
    Can't a guy talk to his, you know, his old friend's daughter?

    line is repeated over and over, until suddenly it becomes
    Can't a guy talk to his... daughter?

    As I read that in the comic I kept thinking that, even transposed directly, it would make a great moment in the film. Then bleh.

    The issue with subtlety on major plot points is that if you don't make them entirely clear, then the folks who missed that little bit will be horribly confused for the rest of the movie.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Did Dan ever actually say why he became a hero? I remember pretty much everyone else saying why they did.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    He touched on it when he said he was interested in fairy-tales and whatnot after Laurie asked him how he could afford everything

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Did Dan ever actually say why he became a hero? I remember pretty much everyone else saying why they did.

    The motion comic and the movie are blurring together for me, so I remember the explanation, but can't remember if which it was in.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    no, i don't think that would've been necessary either

    watchmen's story isn't a big one. moore is right when he says the narrative itself isn't the most important part of the book

    the characters, the side details, the other stories going on within the story make watchmen what it is

    the movie tries hard to do that, and ends up a bit of a bloated mess because of it

    i still liked the movie, don't get me wrong, but it's a messy film that, as an adaptation, is pretty poorly executed

    this is exactly why it's only a decent movie at best

    the book's overarching story isn't told through narrative nor even chronological progression

    it's really a culmination of all the other, smaller stories and all the little details buried in the background that tell the "main" story, so to speak

    a movie, in that respect, is a very poor choice of medium for it, and I honestly don't think any adaptation would've worked "better" than the one we got

    it's true that the movie followed the book "too closely" and that made it lose viability as a strong movie, but at the same time if it followed it any less faithfully it may have lost most of its impact

    this is why i've been saying that it's the best adaptation that we could have hoped for - not because it's the best adaptation possible, but because the limitations of the cinematic form means that there's no hope that you'd get the same impact/effect as the book has.

    Dude, you teased me earlier with the claim that this adaptation served as a pretty good deconstruction of comic book movies, then you left without explaining. One of the things I didn't like about this movie is that it seemed to entirely lose the critical edge that the comic had -- it didn't seem to be a movie about comic book movies, it just is a comic book movie. But maybe if you explain this to me, I'll be able to talk myself into giving it a second viewing.

    well, basically watchmen functions by critiquing superhero tropes - superman's connection to humanity, batman's basic insanity - and deconstructing them by calling to attention the weirdness of their basic character binaries. so silk spectre still shows the wierdness of wonder woman (and wonder woman's basic sexuality), nite owl is still a fat millionaire dilettante, and ozymandias isn't really a comic book villain.. there is no bad guy in watchmen, it's absolutely a piece about moral relativitism as opposed to the black-and-whtie world of comics.

    it's not as big of a formal deconstruction as the comic is, because then it'd be like la chien andalou and nobody wants to see that again.

    basically, because comic book movies carry over the same basic superhero cliches as 80s comics had, and watchmen's adaptation updates the criticism and characters in the same way, then it still functions as a valid critique - but it's not as obvious as it is in the comics, because comics lends itsellf better to that kind of analysis - you can't turn back the pages in a movie.

    because of that, i'm gonna have to see it again.. but there's my english major opinion for you.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    That Stephen Fry bit sounds wonderful.

    Did Dotrice do all of the ASoIaF books? I've only heard bits and pieces of the first one (it has different actors for different characters), but that sounds interesting as well.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    That Stephen Fry bit sounds wonderful.

    Did Dotrice do all of the ASoIaF books? I've only heard bits and pieces of the first one (it has different actors for different characters), but that sounds interesting as well.

    He does, and the voices are actually all him, which sounds like it should be bad but works amazingly... he actually comes up with different accents for characters based on where they're supposed to be from in Westeros.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    The movie was great. I saw it with one friend who had read the book and one who had not. Both loved it.

    Critics who say "It's too close to the comic!" are stupid. The movie is a great introduction to the comic or a great companion piece. It is entertaining in its own right. The fact that the director decided against changing key points of the movie to "make it his" is a good thing.


    Also, the action sequences were awesome. The only time the slo-to-fast-mo felt awkward was in the fire scene.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    no, i don't think that would've been necessary either

    watchmen's story isn't a big one. moore is right when he says the narrative itself isn't the most important part of the book

    the characters, the side details, the other stories going on within the story make watchmen what it is

    the movie tries hard to do that, and ends up a bit of a bloated mess because of it

    i still liked the movie, don't get me wrong, but it's a messy film that, as an adaptation, is pretty poorly executed

    this is exactly why it's only a decent movie at best

    the book's overarching story isn't told through narrative nor even chronological progression

    it's really a culmination of all the other, smaller stories and all the little details buried in the background that tell the "main" story, so to speak

    a movie, in that respect, is a very poor choice of medium for it, and I honestly don't think any adaptation would've worked "better" than the one we got

    it's true that the movie followed the book "too closely" and that made it lose viability as a strong movie, but at the same time if it followed it any less faithfully it may have lost most of its impact

    this is why i've been saying that it's the best adaptation that we could have hoped for - not because it's the best adaptation possible, but because the limitations of the cinematic form means that there's no hope that you'd get the same impact/effect as the book has.

    It is the best "Commercially released in theaters adaptation possible."

    The director's cut should be better, but there is no way there were letting a 4 hour movie fly in the theaters.

    I think that the most important bits to the general public are the action sequences (which were done well), Rorscach's Performance (the best ever), and the shock of the ending (Just did it, Just do it)

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also, the action sequences were awesome. The only time the slo-to-fast-mo felt awkward was in the fire scene.

    I'm glad this was one of the few 30 second clips I watched before the movie. I thought all of the action scenes were gonna be like that, and I was happy they were mostly not.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    When put into context with everything else that is happening, it isn't that jarring, it's just a little awkward, like a fat kid doing jumping jacks.

    Things like
    The prison fight
    The fight against ozy
    The fight against the knot-heads
    Rorscach vs. the cops

    Were all fantastically done.

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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    But even more specifically than that, I loved how in the comic that
    Can't a guy talk to his, you know, his old friend's daughter?

    line is repeated over and over, until suddenly it becomes
    Can't a guy talk to his... daughter?

    As I read that in the comic I kept thinking that, even transposed directly, it would make a great moment in the film. Then bleh.

    The issue with subtlety on major plot points is that if you don't make them entirely clear, then the folks who missed that little bit will be horribly confused for the rest of the movie.

    I'm not saying it had to be more subtle, just that it could have been more poignant. I just felt that it was very ineffectively handled cinematically.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The movie was great. I saw it with one friend who had read the book and one who had not. Both loved it.

    Critics who say "It's too close to the comic!" are stupid. The movie is a great introduction to the comic or a great companion piece. It is entertaining in its own right. The fact that the director decided against changing key points of the movie to "make it his" is a good thing.


    Also, the action sequences were awesome. The only time the slo-to-fast-mo felt awkward was in the fire scene.

    Most of the action scenes seemed really old hat to me.

    I mean, yeah he was thrown so hard into that marble it CRACK IN THE SHAPE OF HIS HEAD!! There was nary a sharp corner of stone that did not have a spine slammed into it. Grown people getting thrown around like rag-dolls.

    Sure, it was pretty, but it is something that has been done in every superhero movie for the last 10 years. Much of the action sequences, to me, looked like they could have easily been in other movies, but these just happened to be the Watchmen involved.

    All in all it seemed very generic. There was nothing that set this apart from other action movies. The psychological commentary got overshadowed and it was paced terribly.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    christ this thread is way too fast

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've yet to read the book (shut up I'll get around to it sometime)

    One question:

    The fuck was with the horned tiger?

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darric wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    But even more specifically than that, I loved how in the comic that
    Can't a guy talk to his, you know, his old friend's daughter?

    line is repeated over and over, until suddenly it becomes
    Can't a guy talk to his... daughter?

    As I read that in the comic I kept thinking that, even transposed directly, it would make a great moment in the film. Then bleh.

    The issue with subtlety on major plot points is that if you don't make them entirely clear, then the folks who missed that little bit will be horribly confused for the rest of the movie.

    I'm not saying it had to be more subtle, just that it could have been more poignant. I just felt that it was very ineffectively handled cinematically.

    what would you have wanted differently?

    I thought that they handled it perfectly fine with the flashback, and then had Doc confirm it explicitly, for the sake of folks who weren't getting it.

    Then, just as Laurie's entire world is being shattered, she shatters the structure behind her.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darric wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    But even more specifically than that, I loved how in the comic that
    Can't a guy talk to his, you know, his old friend's daughter?

    line is repeated over and over, until suddenly it becomes
    Can't a guy talk to his... daughter?

    As I read that in the comic I kept thinking that, even transposed directly, it would make a great moment in the film. Then bleh.

    The issue with subtlety on major plot points is that if you don't make them entirely clear, then the folks who missed that little bit will be horribly confused for the rest of the movie.

    I'm not saying it had to be more subtle, just that it could have been more poignant. I just felt that it was very ineffectively handled cinematically.

    The Comedian's line being repeated over and over again would've been retarded in the film.

    I think if the flashback montage had included Laurie getting drunk and telling off the Comedian it would've been fine.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I've yet to read the book (shut up I'll get around to it sometime)

    One question:

    The fuck was with the horned tiger?

    Bubastis is a genetically engineered lynx.

    It's just another one of the things that are weird in the comic without clear explanation. It's an affectation of Ozymandias is the best that you'll get.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I didn't find Bubastis weird in the comic
    It's a product of the technology being developed for the creation of the space-squid

    works fine

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    I didn't find Bubastis weird in the comic
    It's a product of the technology being developed for the creation of the space-squid

    works fine

    Since that plotline's not in the movie though, Bubastis really needed to get cut.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah I totally agree, she was probably thrown in just so you could have the panel translation of
    Jon getting zapped at Karnak

    I'll spoiler that for good measure i guess

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I think that a lot of things that feel out of place right now were included because there will be more to it in the director's cut.

    One thing I noticed:
    When Rorscach is crushing the man's hand on the highball glass to get information. Very briefly, the camera pans to Dan, who turns around. As he turns, the camera zooms out and you can, for a split second, see a knot-head in focus and Dan taking a step toward him.

    I think that this means that
    Night Owl I gets murdered hardcore in the director's cut.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think that a lot of things that feel out of place right now were included because there will be more to it in the director's cut.

    One thing I noticed:
    When Rorscach is crushing the man's hand on the highball glass to get information. Very briefly, the camera pans to Dan, who turns around. As he turns, the camera zooms out and you can, for a split second, see a knot-head in focus and Dan taking a step toward him.

    I think that this means that
    Night Owl I gets murdered hardcore in the director's cut.

    Well yea they've already said they filmed this scene.

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